Replying to Million-dollar ideas

Okay, so some of you may not want to share them, 'cause of course they're worth a million bucks! But I get these once a week or so and I thought it would be great to hear everyone else's.

Here's my latest one: okay, lots of people smoke, right? And many people who smoke also have other health problems, and their doctors tell them not to smoke anymore, but they still want to! So let's say John has diabetes, and his doctor says, 'no more smoking, john... you need to be in good physical shape to control your condition.' This is where... the DIABETES cigarette comes into play! You get a huge propaganda campaign going about how these are like, medicinal cigarettes, so it's like taking your medicine, except you get to smoke it, and feel good about it afterwards! Of course, it's probably chemically impossible and would be a huge sham... but you'd still make a million bucks.

Yeah... medicinal cigarettes.

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