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Crazy ass Riddle. I can't get it!
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THE WORLDS HARDEST RIDDLE
THE WORLDS HARDEST RIDDLE
Body: i turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the riddle? Just repost this bulletin with the title "The World's Hardest Riddle", and then check your inbox. You'll get a message with the correct answer in it. Good luck
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haha myspace bulletins ftw... not
i used to know the answer but now i forgot it.. someone will figure it out.
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i'm loving the statistics.
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Me too, i thought they looked a little bit shitty. NO way that a bunch of Ivy Schoolers cant figure it out when kindgergarteners can. Thats BS
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boogy man serious its pretty if i'm correct its pretty obvious
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or the answer to the riddle is "no"
no you can not answer this riddle like in the last stanza asks you
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i thought it was it but its probebly something tottaly random
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the last line "can you guess the riddle?"
No.
Thats probably the answer.
Kindergardeners will guess something or say no while a harvard grad will sit there and think and not guess at all.
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yea, the answer is "no"
ive heard that b4
cuz wen they asked kindergardeners they simply said "no" cuz they couldent answer it
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what is this for? Just repost this bulletin with the title "The World's Hardest Riddle",
and then check your inbox. You'll get a message with the correct answer
in it. Good luck
And I get it now.
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no he won't.
The answer is no.
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"no" doesnt really even make sense
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Yeah, no wouldnt make any sense.
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they should put a new statistic at the bottom that says 99% of newschoolers figured it out
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The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.
The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal
As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.
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the answer is no. simple.
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its NOTHING not NO you fucking jackasses
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actually, it's no. because the question is "can you answer this riddle?"
now let's think a moment here, does "nothing" seem like an appropriate response to this question?
who's the jackass now?
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it took like a second to google it:
It's time.
Polar bears (IIRC) are born yellowish, and turn white when they grow up (which takes time);
When old folks reminisce of times gone by, it can make them cry;
It takes time to fill a man's bladder after having a few beers;
A lady's hair can gets pretty mussed up after a few hours of not combing it;
Age and time blunt the talents of celebrities;
Likewise, it takes time to practice one's art, which is a good way to become a celebrity;
It takes time to cook pancakes and to ferment grapes into wine;
If you try to squeeze too much into an hour or day you'll feel like it "popped" or has passed you by;
And if you look too long at time and its vastness, your brain will feel like it's "popped" from all the stress.
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how many kindergarten kids would say time.
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i give up...... heres one for you, in what month do everybody in the U.s. talk less?
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why did the woman cross the road?
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cuz she was a filthy whore!!^
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who gives a fuck she shouldnt be outta the kitchen
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No, actually polar bears are born white (well, their fur is clear but the sunlight makes it look white) and their fur looks yellowish as they grow up because of oxidation of their fur. But the riddle makes sense.
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mm, its no. i've heard it tons of times
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yea but i prefer
"better question... why was she out of the kitchen."
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I think the answer is either... nothing or time...
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Isn't a Polar Bears skin black? Anywho this riddle is rediculous, a the true hardest riddle in the world would have an answer like Gaundi or something. That's just stupid.
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i like how people are still posting things about "no" or "nothing" when we already have a poem and several reasons about it clearly being "time." and yeah thats a cool riddle
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indeed the answer is nothing
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Thats bullshit and sorry I have to call you out on it. It's a riddle so it has to be based on some sort of fact. Whoever wrote that explaination, created assumptions to fit a previous conclusion.
"Age and time blunt the talents of celebrities;
Likewise, it takes time to practice one's art, which is a good way to become a celebrity"
This is completely meaningless. Celebrity status is no where influenced by time. With the exception of athletes. There are a lot of kids like the olson twins that were born into stardom. And there are a ton of guys like harrison ford, richard gere, bill murray, and hugh heffner that perfectly maintain their status. Harrison Ford was a better actor in his 60's than most of hollywood is today in their 20's and 30's.
"If you try to squeeze too much into an hour or day you'll feel like it "popped" or has passed you by;
And if you look too long at time and its vastness, your brain will feel like it's "popped" from all the stress."
This just blows my mind haha. I think reading that was worse for my brain than taking shots of everclear. Maybe this is what the kindergarden kids came up with. I can see why the harvard scholars didn't make this answer.
I mean the other answers fit "time" pretty well. But just because you come up with an answer to a few parts of a riddle doesn't mean to can bend and twist others to fit your answer.
Also, this is a really bad riddle. A riddle should have a very definite answer. Even if that answer is hard to come to.
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seriously its gotta be the god damned boogie man
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A man on a motorcycle hits a woman pedestrian, whos at fault?
The man, he shouldn't have been riding his motorcycle in the kitchen.
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this is a really terrible riddle. If the answer is "no," the riddle is just a failed attempt at cleverness. If the answer is "time," the connections are waaaay too sketchy to make any sense. Either way it's lame.
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