Checkin in from tha local library, dis so funny

sup fools dis be ya boi lil g reppin out of benicia cali wit influence in tha land of livermore and tha bay.
aight so dis be tha story from last night

aight so i be chillin wit my homiez youn soulja, lil D, big rasta, dj vato, and my otha homiez mex loco C. aight so we be chillin and we want to smoke some good weeda an take some thizz pillz so we be puttin on a thizz face. aight so we be chillin an we heard about dis party up in Alamo wit dis rich white bitchez house. so we get der and dey be some lil white boyz hittin coke and dey be hella scared when dey see tha West Side Havoc crew. aight so we steal tha coke (2Gs) and den we go to tha party. so der be some music but most tha fools just be standin around. so dey got all dis expensive shit and we just start grabbin in and stealin it an puttin it in tha back of big rastas car. aigth so we go back into tha party and we find dis otha down nigga who sell us some thizz pills and we pop dem and as part of tha deal he smoke us out on some bomb ass weeda as well. aight so we smokin and tha parents of tha bitch come out and dey see niggas at tha party and dey get hella scared and be tellin us to leave. aight so dis hella disrespekt so we say nigga fuck you. aight so we leave and mex loco C got hella mad at tha racist mofucka cause he mexican. aight so he grab tha metal baseball bat of big rasta's and wit a quick swing bust tha window of tha bitchez Escalade and Porsche 911 plus destructoin of tha rear view mirror hood and side windows. aight so dey be hella scared so dey call tha cops but we be outta ther on tha way back to benicia to smoke more weeda, pop tha thizz pills and live tha lyfe of youn niggaz and gangstaz.

thanks for readin tha story. peace.