Replying to Favorite Drunk Stories

Oh do tell those hilarious drunk stories:

Ok, so i'm 5'3'', 115 pounds and 15 years of age.....so i have A LOT of Gin, and tons of vodka...enough to get others buzzing. So i'm stumbling around, telling these 14 yr old sluts, if they want to try something new, they ignore me and smoke, so i step on my skateboard and it's like i was sober...so then i step off and collapse. then i start swearing at a friend who is about 90 pounds heavier and 6 inches taller. Of course he kicks my drunk ass. So i take a piss and stumble to the local curling club where my ride awaits. While lying on the floor of the curling club changing room, i feel what you don't want to feel. I throw up for a good 4 minutes in a stall, come out and meet my geography teacher. Talk to him, ask for a bag of chips. After that i try to drive my friends, moms, car. I popped the clutch everytime, and i fucking cracked up laughing, got home and passed out.

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