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Midgets and skiboards...

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feezy
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can we get some kind of midget racing league going please?
with skiboards?
maybe in powder?

i think watching them disappear into snow would be great entertainment.

and we could put it on espn 8 "the ocho"

i am thinking big mountain chinese downhill with midets. no rules, anything goes.

ps: i think they are small enough to not cause avalanches, so i doubt they would need beacons.
Oct 15 2006 9:19PM
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SkierX
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

BEST POST I HAVE SEEN IN YEAS ON THIS SITE!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Oct 15 2006 9:26PM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
i wanna put them all in GS suits too.
and give them funny nick names.
Kent "Snowball" McGhee
or
Leonard "The Mini Yeti" Lopez
Oct 15 2006 9:35PM
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Lax_Bro40
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hahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha u made my pretty shitty night a little better and i thank you
Oct 15 2006 9:37PM
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timoski
Posts: 3036 - Karma: 45
wonderful assocation
Oct 15 2006 9:47PM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
OH SHIT.

if they can complete the course switch they get a $20 bonus.
Oct 15 2006 9:52PM
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timoski
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imagine all the lines that would be opend up to you as a midget, you oculd ski any tree run...just slide under the branches, every box is a butter box....titty-deep pow days when it snows 6 inches...theyd def. be supersick at moguls aka mini-mountains...theyd be super steezy cuae an xxl jacket would really be xxxxxxxxxxl...
Oct 15 2006 10:00PM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
i am seriously going to look for people to invest in this.
Oct 15 2006 10:09PM
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billy092
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wow, that would be sick, imagine how it would feel hitting a 60 foot table being half the hight of a normal person
Oct 15 2006 10:16PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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he he he the idea is mine now....
Oct 15 2006 10:18PM
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timoski
Posts: 3036 - Karma: 45
good i really really want to see midgets skiboarding
Oct 15 2006 10:22PM
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MLB
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man i thought you were going to have some pics or something.........hahaha
Oct 15 2006 10:26PM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
get me some midgets and i will get you some pics this season.
Oct 16 2006 2:58AM
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timoski
Posts: 3036 - Karma: 45
if everyone on ns donates $1....

http://www.hireamidget.com/jobs.htm
Oct 16 2006 3:15AM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
i'm hitting up the regional forums to see if any nor cal kids wanna help put this on.

hmm, maybe we can change it into a mini-skiboardercross at have it held at boreal.
Oct 16 2006 4:22AM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
i fucking did it.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/evg/221217650.html
Oct 16 2006 4:39AM
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Stench_Gorilla
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excelent idea lets make this thing happen
Oct 16 2006 4:55AM
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gregor
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Are you serious? We need extensive documentation of this event.
Oct 16 2006 6:21AM
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4frnt1440
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oh my godd i love the way youi think man!!!!!
Oct 16 2006 8:28AM
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timoski
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fucking awesome, i'll donate to this...set up a paypal account or something
Oct 16 2006 8:37AM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
we have a little person who is interested in getting involved.

he works for rentamidget.com, said we could work something out.
the rates i have seen are in the $150 an hour range, so i dunno if it will be financially feasible.

i will brainstorm some more ways of getting midgets to go skiing.
Oct 16 2006 5:16PM
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skiinscotland
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blahaha yes, this is going to be epic. keep us up to date!
Oct 16 2006 5:42PM
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timoski
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jesus christ thats alot
Oct 16 2006 6:19PM
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Smed193
Posts: 188 - Karma: 10
child race suits and skiboards

amazing
Oct 16 2006 6:39PM
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OhioRiderSPK5
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yes we need to get them lill tight racing suites and a helmet wit one of those lill mohawks on them that would be great but ill donate to this idea
Oct 16 2006 6:43PM
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ihatemyscratches
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you could paint enourmous dartboard like targets in various locations with deep pow and they have to go off a jump and get closest to the center. maybe they could wear fins and land head first too.
Oct 16 2006 6:58PM
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OhioRiderSPK5
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hahahahahahaha thats some funny shit but the midget has a partner and when a person says go the partner goes try to find the midget in the snow
Oct 16 2006 6:59PM
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CoachG
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perhaps we can give the midgets bibs and place bets on witch one we think can thorw a 180?
Oct 16 2006 7:26PM
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ihatemyscratches
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or just leave them there for a few days and sell them as garden gnomes and when they thaw out they will run a way and the pople will have no idea whats up
Oct 16 2006 7:30PM
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OhioRiderSPK5
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haha perfect
Oct 16 2006 7:45PM
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oSe
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jhahahha wholy shit thats fricken brilliant
Oct 16 2006 7:49PM
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feezy
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has anyone ever seen a midget ski before?
Oct 16 2006 9:27PM
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ihatemyscratches
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yeah it was sortof a paradox on skis, a black female midget, rocking some kids skis and a coat that was way too big with mad pizza steeze
Oct 17 2006 11:40AM
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michael_bc
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In Snowpark NZ there's a midget snowboarding....
Oct 17 2006 11:53AM
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bob_dole
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Disclaimer - Midgets are first and foremost human beings, it is secondary that they are human beings who are of restricted growth. The use of the word "midget" on this website to describe someone of short stature may be considered extremely offensive by some people. As a result we often refer to someone of short stature as a "little person" or "dwarf". Either way, we do not promote the discrimination of short people. This website is merely a way to link midgets (little people or dwarfs) with people interested in hiring them. It should be noted that this site is in no way sponsored or endorsed by Little People of America, Inc. (LPA). Most importantly, no midgets were harmed in the making of this website.


best disclaimer..ever, especially the last line
Oct 17 2006 1:20PM
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heavywinter
Posts: 229 - Karma: 224
Simply THE BEST!!!!!!

True comedy and I'm so happy that finally skiing will be for everyone.

Does Line still make skiboards? Could they be the title sponsor of this event? You're gonna make millions!

hahahahahaaa!
Oct 17 2006 4:14PM
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iJib
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Oct 17 2006 4:43PM
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poofartpee
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that shit is rad
Oct 17 2006 6:14PM
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