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EMO jokes

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McLeod
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anyone got any good emo jokes
Oct 15 2006 4:06PM
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Nivrittam
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your a fucking noooooob, search bar now
Oct 15 2006 4:09PM
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AhrenStein
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how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb???

none they just sit in the dark and cry
Oct 15 2006 4:47PM
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Nivrittam
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stfu
Oct 15 2006 4:49PM
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Gtweaker
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i wish my lawn was emo so it would cut its self
Oct 15 2006 4:57PM
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Black-Bandanna
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so played.
Oct 15 2006 4:58PM
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MistaFab
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stop hatin you noob
Oct 15 2006 4:58PM
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Black-Bandanna
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bahahahahaha NOOB WARZ!
Oct 15 2006 4:59PM
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Gtweaker
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true but it was the only one i knew
Oct 15 2006 4:59PM
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Edward.
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haha, he was on the site way longer than you have
Oct 15 2006 5:09PM
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MistaFab
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sooo i dont say "stfu" to people so that makes him a n00b
Oct 15 2006 5:14PM
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720laxskier
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g-unit!!!!!! sick name. you are white
Oct 15 2006 5:34PM
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skicraze123
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gunit is shitty


whats so bad about four emos in a car getting hit by a train


the car seats five
Oct 15 2006 5:37PM
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akerbacker
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BAHAHAHAHAHA i actually just lol'd really hard
Oct 15 2006 5:41PM
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akerbacker
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emos are funny

Oct 15 2006 5:41PM
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Mat.
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you my brother, have a good head on your shoulders.
Oct 15 2006 5:42PM
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steevner
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how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

3! one to replace the lightbulb, and the other two to make a song about how they miss the old one!

Oct 15 2006 5:45PM
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MistaFab
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I'm not white
Oct 15 2006 5:48PM
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fizzlefry
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haha
Oct 15 2006 6:57PM
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leckett1
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whats the difference between an emo and a polar bear? you can see the blood on the polar bears coat
Oct 15 2006 6:58PM
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philipc
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haha thats a good one
Oct 15 2006 7:03PM
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chapz
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haha that was actually a good one
Oct 15 2006 7:06PM
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BigRodRiley
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Q: What do you say when 1,000 emo's are running through town?
A: The cliff is that way.
Oct 15 2006 7:12PM
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akerbacker
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ya ok aaron, ur the whitest kid i kno
Oct 15 2006 7:14PM
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JaphyRyder
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youre probably emo
Oct 15 2006 7:24PM
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MistaFab
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shut up gordon! thats my deepest secret.... no one can know im white
Oct 15 2006 7:33PM
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philipc
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ahahaha
Oct 15 2006 7:51PM
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philipc
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did you hear about the emo that walked into a bar?

he was like, "ow, my head"

hhahahaha omg rofl ananahahaha ahaha ahahahahaha
Oct 15 2006 7:54PM
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-benedetto
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so i guess the white should just stay with the white? there should be no form of inter-racial relations in any kind of way? we all should live in an all white town like you do, i'm guessing? Us whites should only wear things made by white people? listen to music only whites made? do everything white?

i never heard of anybody liking matisahu (sp?) and then someone saying "why do you listen to him, hes a fuckin heeb!, he's cheap and his music sucks, cause hes JEWISH"

but i listen to dipset. some white kid who lives in all white town, hangs out with only white kids, and listens to that shitty emo music can say "why do you listen to that nigger garbage, your white?"

i know people have noticed this and noticed that these same white kids love doing impressions of black people. "yo yo yo nigga whats good in the hood" and constantly act like a black person. have you ever realized that your insulting certain people. do you think they find it funny when white kids do that? wouldn't some of you get pissed if black people went around putting fake voices on saying "jea jea jea, lets go ski brah, JEA!"

think about this for a while, hope i made sense in this random rant.

if it doesn't make sense, i apoligize
Oct 15 2006 8:08PM
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MistaFab
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What do you call an emo kid outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you do.



Oct 15 2006 8:17PM
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anomericas
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Haha, do black people listen to matisyahu?  I'm genuinly curious.
Oct 15 2006 8:17PM
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anomericas
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genuinely*
Oct 15 2006 8:18PM
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MistaFab
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well i try to be black and i dont, so maybe the same goes for black people
Oct 15 2006 8:20PM
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MistaFab
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hahaha
Oct 15 2006 8:22PM
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jimmychung
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10. one to attempt it, drop the bulb, and cry about failing. and the other 9 to cut themselves with the broken glass.
Oct 15 2006 8:23PM
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anomericas
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Ehhhh, I was more curious about real black people....
Oct 15 2006 8:31PM
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Black-Bandanna
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this kid is so gay. not to mention a noob...
Oct 15 2006 8:36PM
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philipc
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shut up tool... your a noob too
Oct 15 2006 8:37PM
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Black-Bandanna
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oct 15 2006 8:41PM
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MistaFab
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So what? by calling me a noob does that make you feel like less of one?
Oct 15 2006 8:54PM
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Black-Bandanna
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oh, it makes me feel SO GOOD! mmmmmmyeaaaa.........
Oct 15 2006 9:00PM
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scientist
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how do you get an emo kid out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
Oct 15 2006 9:00PM
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zepscratch
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^ hahahahaha, thats the best one so far
Oct 15 2006 9:04PM
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squibble
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are you gay?
Oct 15 2006 9:06PM
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-benedetto
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i said nothing about black people like him. that was anyone in general thats not jewish.


your so ignorant and you tried to sound smart.
Oct 15 2006 9:15PM
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steevner
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did you hear about that new emo pizza?

 It cuts itself!

Oct 15 2006 9:16PM
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steevner
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what do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.
Oct 15 2006 9:19PM
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scientist
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what do emos use as birth control?

thier personality.



What do you call an emo kid mosh pit?

a whirlpool.
Oct 15 2006 9:19PM
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MistaFab
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How many emos does it take to microwave a burrito?

Four.
One to cry about it on LiveJournal.
One to make a Myspace about it.
One to take a picture of them taking a picture of themselves in a mirror and post it on LiveJournal and MySpace.
The other to make the burrito
Oct 15 2006 9:21PM
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MistaFab
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Q: What do Emos use as birth control?
A: Their personality
Oct 15 2006 9:22PM
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quebski6
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hahahaha
Oct 15 2006 9:26PM
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