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Horrible weekend

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Nivrittam
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had a vb trip this weekend, so my gf came over the night before i left and we fucked. so then the next day at vb my genitals got itchy beyond imagination. So my coach takes me to the hospital because its so bad. Apparently im allergic to latex..... so i spend 20 bucks on cream....fucking gay. So i get back today and throw a party, its fucking kickin. Then some 20 year olds show up, but all teh doors are locked so tehy try and break in and shit. so i get 2 bats and grab my joysticks and give them out. Within 1 minute of them showing up my neighbours show up and help me break shit up, but if they werent there me and my friends would be in jail. So once everyone leaves, teh cops show up and ask me a shit load of questions so now im sketchin...theres 2 piles of puke on my floor. And on top of all this my gf thinks shes pregnant and im 15 years old. fuck
Oct 15 2006 2:43AM
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TheClap.
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well, have fun with life if you cant use condoms, your girlfriend is pregnant, your parents are going to ground you, and you 15
Oct 15 2006 2:45AM
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TheClap.
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no offense but this could turn out rough in the long run.
Oct 15 2006 2:45AM
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Nivrittam
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im thiknig im just going to move
Oct 15 2006 2:52AM
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nickmcnutt
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alergic to latex? you can always use animal intestine condoms! hooray for no worries! and children are fantastic, and you have your energetic youth to raise him/her! your life rules, matt.
Oct 15 2006 2:59AM
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garrett.
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how late is ur bitch?
Oct 15 2006 3:28AM
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Aerozol
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use protection. i thought they tought that shit in school these days

oh well once you get pass this you'll be a little older
Oct 15 2006 4:08AM
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twistedxfaith
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well thats why you use protection, and ask questions first, get naked later, or you could just not have sex at all, thats the simpler answer to this
Oct 15 2006 9:15AM
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Mod
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Why the hell would 20 year old's be trying to break into a 15 year old's party?
Oct 15 2006 9:18AM
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Black-Bandanna
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he did. thats how he found out hes alergic to latex.


good luck with it all bro. how sure is your gf that shes pregnant?
Oct 15 2006 10:16AM
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InfernoHits
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all girls think they are pregnant after sex. Its just what they do. Shes not dont worry
Oct 15 2006 10:34AM
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Nivrittam
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hope your right man
Oct 15 2006 11:37AM
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McLeod
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how late is she
Oct 15 2006 12:28PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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i thought that was an average story untill you said you were 15 damn dude.
Oct 15 2006 12:40PM
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wdbo.
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shitty
Oct 15 2006 12:44PM
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thefilmerguy
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damn...the best part was where you said you pulled out your joysticks...hope it all works out for you
Oct 15 2006 12:50PM
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LostCarKeys
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Atleast you got to have a party and get some ass...
Oct 15 2006 1:05PM
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ECfreeski3
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its not really a big deal if she is pregnant, which she probably isnt. it was only a few days ago, cant you take the morning after pill for 5 days afterward?
Oct 15 2006 1:13PM
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Nivrittam
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pill, birthcontrol?
Oct 15 2006 1:50PM
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garrett.
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oh boy...its a pill that kills a very young baby i guess?but im not sure, but all i know is that ur supposed to take it after sex...so go buy it put it down ur bitchs throat
Oct 15 2006 2:53PM
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scientist
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that party was fuckin sweet. I was stoked for the hickies to come so I could bust out your goalie stick and your hammmer.
Oct 15 2006 2:56PM
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Nivrittam
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pharmasave?
Oct 15 2006 2:57PM
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sKILOve07
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yeah that suckssssss, i can't even sugar coat that one.
Oct 15 2006 3:06PM
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Nivrittam
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hahaha fuck i had so much adrenaline, within the minute i would have fucked up some hickies, but my neighoburs came so it all was settled in the end
Oct 15 2006 3:09PM
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philipc
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bats? someones trying to break in whip out the 12 gauge
Oct 15 2006 3:28PM
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MLB
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hahaha your a fuckin tool, who has a party at their own house......idiot
Oct 15 2006 4:06PM
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Calb3rt
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nope. just go to a health clinic and pick up some birth control and they will give you some. they would probably also check to see if shes prego or not.
Oct 15 2006 4:09PM
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Nivrittam
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fuck off you fag
Oct 15 2006 4:09PM
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supervore
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good job on making yourself sound like the asshole.
Oct 15 2006 4:09PM
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Nivrittam
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thanks man
Oct 15 2006 4:49PM
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akerbacker
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wow i have nothing to say. haha, then y did i post??? CUZ I FELT LIKE IT
Oct 15 2006 5:48PM
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MistaFab
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your cool gordon....
Oct 15 2006 6:19PM
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cracko
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haha.

anyways wait 2 weeks and youll forget about it. people are alwats sketched out about stuff at parties then its forgotten.
Oct 15 2006 9:38PM
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TMswitch06
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being allergic to latex??? fuck man thats gotta be the most unlucky thing in the world. was that the first time u had sex wiht a condom?
Oct 15 2006 9:49PM
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mkotten
Posts: 290 - Karma: 19
ok matbe i'm just completely retarded but you went on a vb trip, is that volley ball? your on a volley ball team? please explain to me what vb is
Oct 15 2006 11:37PM
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Nivrittam
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volleyball you tool
Oct 16 2006 7:17PM
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freeskier08
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hahahahahaahhh fuck thats funny....
Oct 16 2006 7:22PM
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KillerMonkey
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if nobody had parties then there would never been any parties ... <B>IDIOT</b>
Oct 16 2006 7:23PM
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mkotten
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male volleyball, sweet, id love to be on a volley ball team and wear little shorts and participate in a sport that requires very little to no athletic ability. sweet i want to start one at my school now
Oct 16 2006 7:56PM
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