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World's Oldest Man Died Today

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FUUUCK
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He was presumably 126 year old, born in 1880 in Haiti. Thats fucking unbelievable, he was 80 years old in 1960, a lot of people are ready to die when theyre 80. My mind is blown.









http://www.mumbaimirror.com/nmirror/mmpaper.asp?sectid=5&articleid=1012200621364045310122006213639203
Oct 12 2006 9:51PM
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dowalibeast
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oh that's too bad..i really doubt he was born in 1880 though. there's no proof or anything. he's probably old but i bet they could do like an autopsy or something to prove it.
Oct 12 2006 9:52PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
world oldest person is 128 year old lady from el salvador



http://www.mumbaimirror.com/nmirror/mmpaper.asp?sectid=5&articleid=1012200621364045310122006213639203
Oct 12 2006 9:56PM
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iridefattwins
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 16
man u never know the body works in strange ways
Oct 12 2006 9:58PM
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jimmychung
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people live that old, it's incredible but true. don't try to denounce it.
Oct 12 2006 9:59PM
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DDrem.
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that sucks. it will suck even more when he is forgotten once i beat his record in 2216
Oct 12 2006 10:00PM
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Legit
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i would hate 2 wait to die, think about it at 100+ you cant to shit, it would be boring as hell, knitting all day and sleeping from 4pm to 5am
Oct 12 2006 10:02PM
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andres3000
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do you have a link to the page taht says all this is true. im not saying your lying i just wanna read it. sounds interesting
Oct 12 2006 10:06PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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bout time that fucker died
Oct 12 2006 10:08PM
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El.Capitan
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damn, that sure is a ripe old age. my grandparents seem really really young now
Oct 12 2006 10:11PM
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720laxskier
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people who live that long do stuff. they are really active. if they chill in a bed then they die. they lead normal old people lives-like an 80 year old
Oct 12 2006 10:12PM
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Stan_Darsh
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fuck thats so old
Oct 12 2006 10:14PM
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chapz
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shit that sucks

rip tall man..
Oct 12 2006 10:18PM
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FUUUCK
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google it
Oct 12 2006 10:39PM
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quebecfreestyler
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thinm about it, you dont have to make food, all you need to do is find a way to see people skiing everyday
Oct 13 2006 11:04AM
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ski_cartel
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thats sick, not that he died but how old he was. That would be rough tho, i mean you would see every one you know die
Oct 13 2006 11:24AM
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Tapes
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yeah thats the secret and they live healthy life out of cities and just live naturally.
Oct 13 2006 11:30AM
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BurgRider
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actually your body is designed to live that long
Oct 13 2006 11:40AM
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Tapes
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yea actually if a small part of our dna would be changed we would live 1000 years, but that would be the end of the world.
Oct 13 2006 11:42AM
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*snowman*
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thats pretty old... 50 years older than my grandparents...
Oct 13 2006 1:05PM
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jibs
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from horse and cart to space shuttles...what a time to be alive...
Oct 13 2006 1:21PM
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japie99
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Yeah thats treu. If our telomeer (dont know if thats the word for this in english) would be replaced and made longer by telomorase than we couldnt die natural...
Oct 13 2006 1:30PM
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andres3000
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i did, but all i got was a man from germany who was 113. i think this whole story is bullshit?
Oct 13 2006 1:45PM
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FJibber
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Did he still ski?
Oct 13 2006 2:20PM
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tBatt
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my great great aunt died at 108. thats pretty crazy
Oct 13 2006 3:06PM
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AtomicTweaker
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i wanna see a pic haha
Oct 13 2006 3:09PM
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Badfish2
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man, not to bash, but google isn't that hard to use.
Type is "worl'd oldest man" in google news, press search.  If you want to get fancy type: "old man dies 126"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6042982.stm
Oct 13 2006 3:27PM
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JayDope
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wow 126 yrs old thats crazy id liek to live to 100
Oct 13 2006 4:03PM
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andres3000
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first of all im not a retard. i know how to use google. why dont you try it before you tell me what to do
Oct 13 2006 4:07PM
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skicraze123
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i'd hate to be that old wouldn't be able to ski and all your friends would be dead
Oct 13 2006 4:08PM
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clrumivier4life
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We have an 85 year old chinese bagger at the store I work at. He pushes carts and lifts 24 packs of water and beer and shit. He's fucking unstoppable. Perfect health too.
Oct 13 2006 4:24PM
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Badfish2
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man, I wouldn't normally do this, but you asked for it...

Click for larger image

the truth hurts

Oct 13 2006 4:38PM
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Peter.
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OWNED OWNED OWNED
Oct 13 2006 5:14PM
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grams.
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hahaha niceeeee
Oct 13 2006 5:34PM
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sherpachlo
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HAHAHA awesome.
and for the person that said you can't live that old unless you stay in bed or in a wheelchair, that's the most likely way to die young. your body needs to be worked and to do as many normal things possible.
i always thought my grandparents were old at 90 but 126 is epic
Oct 13 2006 6:04PM
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Luc.
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in a few hundred years living that long will be common
Oct 13 2006 6:06PM
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t-man152
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my great grand mother died this past year at the age of 99 and she walked 4 miles every day, still had a great memory and drove until 2 years ago when someone stole her car and she couldnt get used to a new one.

if she hadnt broken her leg, had complications and been tired of going in and out of hospitals and given up on life im sure she could have lived for at least another 5 years.
Oct 13 2006 6:13PM
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StealthSteez
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aahahaha
Oct 13 2006 6:38PM
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grams.
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haha good work
Oct 13 2006 9:58PM
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skiatgore69
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shut the fuck up. go to hell
Oct 13 2006 10:03PM
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andres3000
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well i did get owned i guess but i tried googling it yesterday for a solid 15 minutes trying everything i could think of and nothing would come up. maybe today things started coming up cus i didnt try today
Oct 14 2006 12:36AM
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SteezePatrol
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we don't all have google news, showoff.
Oct 14 2006 12:51AM
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Badfish2
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I'll give you the benefit of the doubt..

Oct 14 2006 2:01AM
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StevenSegal
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Your a fucking nigger you faggot
Oct 14 2006 2:02AM
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tjski
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maybe a birth catificate would do the trick
Oct 14 2006 2:09AM
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Andre.B
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wow good point! that cool as
Oct 14 2006 7:14AM
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