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How hardcore are you?

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midwest_rep
Posts: 540 - Karma: 10
How hardcore are you guys about skiing? Like how far down do you guys sag your pants and goggles, and how often do you say the word "gay" or "fag"? I'm pretty fucking hardcore, when I ski my Oakley pants are super low and my Smiths are way down around my nose, seriously, noobs dont ever want to fuck with me. Plus I always buy the newest 4FRNT skis every year and the newest boots and newest Oakley or Siver jacket. Always every year. I also have a shit load of gold chains I wear, and bitches can see them because I ski with my jacket zipped mostly open. I also say "Fuck" a lot really loud and "gay" and "fag". And I talk baout weed all the time, and I smoke that shit like there's no tomorrow. Seriously, I fucking smoke weed all day long. I also keep some black dudes I found in Longbeach in my room, and I take them with my skiing and they shoot anyone that looks at me wrong. Fucking Vanular and Tanner Hall and Mick D and MFM and I seriously roll in our Tahoes and fuck bitches up. I'm not kidding either about this, I seriously love skiing more than anyone I know and I go out of my way to show it. I bought a .44 pistol when I turned 21, and I carry that bitch with my on the hill, in case any bitches try to start anything. Basically, look for the nigga with the sagging pants and coat, gold chains, bitches all around, throwin down steez and fucking ill beats. that will be me.
Oct 12 2006 5:14PM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
haha I was just gonna say the only people that think thats stupid, are the peeps hes makin fun of, all those wangster ass wiggers hahaha. That was honestly halarious
Oct 13 2006 3:58PM
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Aasert
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 9
haha what the fuck
Oct 13 2006 4:16PM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
"I also keep some black dudes I found in Longbeach in my room, and I take them with my skiing and they shoot anyone that looks at me wrong."

haha

the serious responses are epic
Oct 13 2006 4:26PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
all i can do is laugh.

aahhahaha
Oct 13 2006 4:49PM
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twoplankerbean
Posts: 780 - Karma: 47
Yo midwest, that call-out was the fuckin' ill shit. Too many peep's be reppin' shit they ain't even be fucking knowing 'boust. Fags fo sho, frontin' like they's hot shit in a champagne glass, when really they's cold diarhhea in a dixie cup. Deceitful bitches.

That was my attempt at being hardcore. It doesn't work out to well for me, so I just act like I'm hardcore in my head. I pretend to be a badass. I'm not really though.
Oct 13 2006 6:08PM
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ArMaDa_Ski_
Posts: 83 - Karma: 11
"Basically, look for the nigga with the sagging pants and coat, gold chains, bitches all around, throwin down steez and fucking ill beats. that will be me."
hahhaha
Oct 13 2006 6:26PM
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enjoy
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
you suck
Oct 13 2006 8:50PM
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jibsworth
Posts: 1554 - Karma: 12
My core is make of 100% titanium reinforced concrete. I have a hard core.

Plus I sag the sheit out of my pants.
Oct 13 2006 8:58PM
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jack.whelan
Posts: 1504 - Karma: 122
man you're a fuckin little fag. you should come up to DEEEEEEEEEETroit and i'll fuckin glock you bitch. you ride 4FRNT's, way to bring down the industry you piece o shit wigger. i ride tree trunks that i hollow out using my teeth. i use my erection for poles, and human hair as bindings. dont bring your "hardcore" shit round by me again, or i'll fuckin break you.
fag.
Oct 13 2006 9:03PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
sorry, but that really wasnt funny
Oct 13 2006 9:08PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186

that made me giggle :)

Oct 13 2006 10:14PM
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tayrobie
Posts: 23 - Karma: 11
Midwest_Rep
I hope your joking about that because it dosn\'t sound like your a hardcore skier just full of it.
I\'m hard core enough to know I can throw down in the park.
Oct 13 2006 10:24PM
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Tskienemy13
Posts: 77 - Karma: 10
Hahaha yeah nice 2nd to last line...but I'd go with the .44 Magnum braski. I'm 3.14% as hardcore as you, jea.
Oct 13 2006 10:29PM
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Desjardins
Posts: 1772 - Karma: 11
that wasnt funny, midwest_jib or whatever, his was funny
Oct 14 2006 1:58AM
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K.C.Deane
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 315
uhhhhhhhh!!!! fuckshitgayfagnoobpeiceOshit!!!!uuunnnnhhhhhh!!!! git wit da gannnngsta shit, git on an flo wit it, (chorus) Im just a WIGGA wit my FINGA on da trigga, as I role to the street, wit my ski boots to tha BEAT!!!!!!!! unnh ! gangsta ass ryhmes cuz ima skiier fag!
Oct 14 2006 3:56AM
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Tskienemy13
Posts: 77 - Karma: 10
lol woah easy there slugger ^^^
Oct 14 2006 10:09AM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
not funny
Oct 14 2006 10:12AM
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billy092
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 12
ha thats awesome...i dont even really kno how to respond to that
Oct 14 2006 1:18PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
you are a noob, your opinion is not valid.
Oct 14 2006 1:23PM
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UrbanRider
Posts: 265 - Karma: 10
just start curb stompin so mofos then ull be uber gay fag fukin hardcoar
Oct 14 2006 2:30PM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
this thread is funny
Oct 14 2006 2:38PM
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symbol.
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
A+
Oct 14 2006 6:30PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
im so hardcore i buy my jackets from tj maxx and get hand me downs
Oct 14 2006 6:31PM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
Congratulations! You've joined the numerous amount of people who have already posted the exact same bullshit on NS!



Just go ski and quit bitching.
Its obviously not fixing anything.
Oct 14 2006 6:51PM
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SnowRidgeParks
Posts: 2146 - Karma: 88
bahahahaha lovin' it...
Oct 14 2006 10:06PM
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