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My girlfriend is freaky haha
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my girlfriend just told me that she wants to try having sex while i pour some candle wax on her
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where the fuck does she want you to pour it?
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thanks for telling us all that
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yeah i know, its kinda funny too
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but yea that shit would burn right, doesn't sound to romantic to me.
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who cares why she wants to have wax on her, it just means more sex bro! Make sure to use some rubba aight
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hahha wow thats jokes....ya that will hhurrtt
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im a psychic and this is how it will go. ohhh ohhhhh ohhh OWWW ohhh OWWWW ohhh OWWW OK ENOUGH WITH FUCKING WAX YOU DUMB BASTARD
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ahahahahah that is retarded
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you just made that shit up.
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you dont have a girlfriend, just say your boyfriend wants the new "yankee candle 13 incher"
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candle wax??!?!?! WTF that shit will burn!!! y not something like honey or something u can lick off after??
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haha if she was being sarcastic, she's one funny girl. if she was being serious, you need to find a new girlfriend.
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so...why exactly are u talking about it...and not doing it?
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my boyfriend wants me to get a collar and leash for his dick so I can walk it.
Kinky!
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just have anal sex you fucken slut
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we do bitch, and i air off his poop dick afterwards when we go for a nice long walk
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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are you stupid? i'm not being serious
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phwor! we need a new thread for "sashac n her boyfriend are freaky"
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jesus h. christ, that IS freaky. hell, that stuff can hurt. once i got second degree burns from when my brother was boiling wax in a pot on the stove, and he accidentally knocked the pot handle and the the whole thing flipped over on me, on my arms and everything
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^Eh...as long as its not boiling, whatever floats her boat. I mean, if you just drip candle wax on your hand, it doesnt really hurt, it cools off really fast.
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bahah sounds like your bro dumped candle wax on you. what a sneaky guy
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Haha I've heard about those collars. I hear a lot of girls like it... drag him around a dominate him completely through his manhood:P Ends in great sex.
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the real question is are you gunna do it?
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pour it from a height dude, like three feet off her body, it cools slightly as it falls through the air
its all good
I'd do that shit for my girl if she wanted me too
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pour it into her poopshoot as you do her from behind, girls really love that.
Man, why are we talking about this?
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hahahahahahahaha i love you
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Oh fuck, I just went soft after reading that. Thanks because you know I wasn't about to finish or anything!!!
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oh reat skiierman is soft someone get him a towel! We're gonna lose him.. quick someone give him CPR it's gonna be OK, we'll get you porn... STAT!
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Candle wax is a pretty standard little thing to do.
It only burns for a second, then cools off quickly. Its a simple way of adding a bit of pain to your pleasure, plus you've got the whole candle thing going which is pretty traditionally associated with sex.
Standard move. Give it a try then get more creative. ;)
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i know a kid that burned a girls bagina with a lighter. so nasty!!
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Your girlfriend's the shit! haha
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your guna burn her. its gunna suprise her nad she'll start kicking, soon to kick you in the penis.
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dude thats kind of fucked up
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