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Does anyone know any good snowboarding jokes?
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i wanna have some good stuff to make fun of my snowboarding friends with... do u know any good jokes?
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'
'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'
'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'
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Question: What's the only thing good you can do with a snowboarder?
Answer: Knock them over and use them as a jump.
Ya, it's kinda lame but it pisses the hell outta some snowboarders.
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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.
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How many snowbaorders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10, 1 to do it and 9 to sit around saying 'i could do that'
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When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.
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^that is the best one
'isnt it hard to ski backwards? dont you hit stuff?'
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^^ yes so definateley true
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^^^haha ya ive been using that one for a while now...gets laughs and scowls
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here's a good one: where would skiing be with out snowboarding? don't get it? go watch an old warren miller movie.
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oooh smart ass comment but its oh so true
'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
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or a RAP flick...good old vintage steve winter material
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another light bulb joke:
Q.how many SB does it take to change a lightbulb:
A.5, 1 to hold the bulb, 4 to get high and make the room spin
Skateboarding isnt harder then rollerblading, it just has a slower learning curve because everytime you fall, you have to chase your skateboard to the other side of the skatepark
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SB? what?
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'
'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'
'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'
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lol aggrosk8 that's golden.
sb= snowboarders.
there's actually like 2 or 3 i havent seen before. like the getting high one, muahaha
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i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
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theyre all gay
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Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
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yeah what are some ones that i havent heard before, there arent many but there have to be some more
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Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being characteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some screaming fan and take it up the bum.' The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little Johnny aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?' 'No,' said Johnny, he's a professional snowboarder but i was too embarrased to say it...
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^awesome, im gonna tell that to my friends tomorrow
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'
'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'
'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'
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you is a fool. even if there wasnt snowboarding, then we would have eventually thought of parks as we were already dropping cliffs back country, and with out it, we would all just be rippen of huge drops in the back country like plake, which is equally as fun.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.
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ryan, maybe your right, but by the time we thought of parks, we'd all be really old. this is how i think of the evolution of newschooling: skiing + surfing = snowboarding snowboarding + skiing = newschooling !
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