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Is it too early for the "Where do you work Whistler and Bash Aussies" thread?
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I'm bored so it definitely isn't too early. Hell, half of Ontario is here now anyways.
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How many Australians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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3. One dirty stinkin aussie to change it and two dirty stinkin aussies to throw feces at each other.
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wrong.
16. 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 15 to stand around saying "good on ya mate!"
But yours was good.
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as a public service i told every skier/boarder on my floor to edit "epic" out of their vocabulary.
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throw another dingo on the barbie mate. Fuckin' ell. Betta make it a roo and a dingo.
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aw its safe mate, just peeeaaaachy
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whats the deal with the hate towards aussies?
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An American, a Canadian, a German and an Aussie are all sitting at Dusty's after a long day of skiing. They're all real tired but a little riled up cause of a few pitchers when all of a sudden the German throws the pitcher over his shoulder. He yells 'In Germany we have so much beer this is nothing', the American not to be outdone throws his steak over his shoulder and responds 'While in the good ol' US of A, we have so much meat this is nothing to me'....The Canadian thinks for a minute, pick up the Aussie and tosses him over his shoulder
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AWESOME
I miss the old dusty's
And I don't hate aussies, its's just that everyonme in whistler are aussies
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I got sucked off by two aussie chicks last night.
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That's almost as bad as admitting to getting sucked off by 2 guys.
Unless they did the whole cum-swap thing. Then it's just funny.
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Why can't you get a blowjob in Australia?
cuz all the cocksuckers are here...
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Hahaha.
As an Aussie that works in Whistler I feel I should stand up for the rest of my countrymen and say, AT LEAST WE DONT HAVE FRENCH PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIA!!!
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ya but you have australians
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As someone who's at least somewhat french-canadian, I'm actually offended.
Australians are disgusting, and for every 10 aussies I've met, 9 have been complete fucking douchebags. Guys, girls, whatever. Annoying, loud, no manners, always drunk, and ugly. Plus, no style.
I hope our Conservative government puts into law some sort of legislation banning australians from ever coming to our country. If they do, I'll forgive them for fucking everything else up. You actually make me sick.
Do all the cool aussies stay in australia, or do they just not exist?
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well since everyone here hates aussies, and everyone who goes to australia loves it, im guessing all the cool aussies ban all the annoying gross ones to a cold hell
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Yeah I've met maybe one or two aussies here that I liked. Kiwis are better.
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fuck if you only knew...
really..
omfg. rawful lols.
noob.
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i've only known a few aussies i liked. Most are just anoying and anoying.
I ran a thread last year on the word epic. I've think i've heard that word enough in one season to last me an entire lifetime.
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Woah. I was joking. Youre just being fucking racist.
But fuck it, Ill still going to Whistler and if you dont like it you can go and fuck yourself.
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australians are not a race.
if they were, i'm sure we could finally come up with some sort of solution.
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And when that happens, can we get rid of the danes too?
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aussies arent a race.
They are just British criminals
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Race or not, the comment he made was still discriminatory. If I was black it would be called racism.
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maybe the internet isnt for you...
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crazy talk... and ^you dont live in whistler, youre silly. you dont even belong!
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i've never been to this black country, nigger.
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go fuck yourself. your a douch bag and aussies are the most hated people in Canada for a reason because you SUCK AT LIFE.
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5 australians rolled up on a session the other day and they all lived in one bedroom. in general australians are fuckin gay party animals, and they're obnoxious, and rep poor style and they all own scratch bcs or 1080s or whatever salomon is calling them nowadayz. basically they are lame.
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Not sure if everyone here is aware of this or not, but apparently Intrawest owns an office in Australia where they hire Aussies to come and work in whistler each year. Not just a few of them either, a lot.
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Because they'll accept minimum wage and less than comfortable living conditions.
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ski instructors? or aussies?
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Aussie ski instructors, Duh...!
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Hahahahaha.
This is priceless. Now not only can I go to Whistler to ski and have a good time, I can go to piss you guys off. Awesome.
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I'm going to slap the next person who asks me "how I'm going"
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You should show us your picture soo the next time I see you I can beat you up .
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Yeah, Im sure Ill get beaten up by a bunch of pubescent 14 year olds that are angry at their parents. Get fucked.
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actually, i'm pretty sure that 95% of these people are living on their own at whistler, which makes them a lot older than 14, and i'm also pretty sure that if you keep lipping them off 100% of them will be after you and all of the sudden your time won't be so great. so shut up and get your ass back to australia, cocksucker.
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Wow, they will try to fight a name off the internet.
Suck. My. Cock.
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The 14 year olds would be the ones who are serious.
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how would calling a black person a "dumb australian" be racist. thats makes no fucking sense. damn gringos
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as an australian i would have been offended by this a week ago but now having been in canada for a fewdays and having seen how the other australians act i can understand your position.
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yes we will, so please post your full name, address in whistler, employer, and a picture.
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You sir, are retarded. If I had been black and called a nigger, or mexican and called a spic, it would have been racist. Thats what I meant.
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