Best ski quote

'can u do a cork screw 950'
both said by retards
'r u in freeze magazine'


CJ SUX PENIS

MUG recognize

matt sterbenz-hey man go hit that rail
me-ok
matt-wait wait, what is with those pants
me-huh, they are my pants
matt-yeah but why are they at your bellybutton
me-they arent, i guess they are kinda high but...
matt-pull them somebitches down, you arent ever gonna slide a rail with your pants all jacked up your ass, you gotta look cool man and baggy is cool.
me-(pull pants down so they are hangin off my ass)
matt-oh yeah man you are ready to go, now go slide that rail



Bob: i want Jon's autograph
me: i will see what i can do
Bob: u grab the swedish bastard by the ears and tell him bob dake wants his autograph and hand him my card

me- damn that girl is blown out
girl-whats that mean
me- (laughed to hard to answer)
during the same porn
girl- what's that thing
me- that would be a dildo
seriously the dumbest girl i've ever met



If you wip it out and dangle it in front of them they always come back.

'Skiing is all about looking good, and you can only ski as good as you look'

Loaded like a nighttrain
Flying like an aeroplane
Feeling like a spaceplane one more time tonight

On the lift with an odler guy talking about the old Olin skis that had a bit of turned up tail.

'Ahh you guys have twin tips eh? Well we were doing backwards backflips of clifs befor your dad was sperm in his daddys ball sack!'

Oi

I have had people ask me if you can ski backwards on twin tips, i wanted to slap them.






'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

some guy once asked 'why would you wanna ski backwards?'


'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson

'So did u take the front of an old pair of skis and glue them on the back of your skis?'


jigga say wha??