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Iron720Cross
Posts: 165 - Karma: 10
As the subkect says, whats your best quote...
'Sex is a Beautiful thing between two people, Between five, it's fantastic!'
- -Jeff- -
May 4 2003 4:22PM
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Line1260x
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
'I'm gonna fuck up that hip with a sick flatspin 630!'
May 4 2003 4:42PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
(little kid), 'Hey, can you do a helicopter spin?'
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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
May 4 2003 4:50PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
Some poser kid in my class 'Hey, did YOU see the x-games last night, Tanner Hall jibbed an amazing corkscrew 920'
May 4 2003 4:52PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
cj's got a good one in his sig... about how Jonny Moesly wouldn't hit the WSI superpipe, cuz its 'crazy' and he actually overheard Jonny saying it. Oh and a friend of mine once told me to 'Drop into the Pipe, smoke it and get really high'... by accident too.

~Founding Member of the NS Anti Post Whore Commitee~
May 4 2003 4:56PM
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ridelesdiablerets
Posts: 536 - Karma: 10
' Tu doit le faire avec le style des hipopotames.....et etre belle comme moi. le ski et la vie....c'est toutes.' 


Paxie=odd name huh?? but i'm still a ski goddess.

'oh for sure. mon petiti chou-chou'-candide thovex.
May 4 2003 5:00PM
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Iron720Cross
Posts: 165 - Karma: 10
translation...
'Sex is a Beautiful thing between two people, Between five, it's fantastic!'
- -Jeff- -
May 4 2003 5:03PM
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Iron720Cross
Posts: 165 - Karma: 10
'You with the style of the hippopotamus..... be beautiful like me, you must love to ski love life... that is all.' ..... am I close?
'Sex is a Beautiful thing between two people, Between five, it's fantastic!'
- -Jeff- -
May 4 2003 5:07PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
haha i met this kid in the park and he was like hey man can u backflip? and he said it all funny like a surfer dude it was great

kbus124: so i see a movie is more important then me...i can handle that
nPublicEnemy900: not the whole movie just iannick b
May 4 2003 5:11PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
'yo, can you ski backwards on those things?'
-some guy on the mountain asking me about my twins

'ma grand teytons en enfuit.' - HoodRida4FBF
May 4 2003 6:01PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
a little girl asked me if i could do a ollie 340 fourty (yes three fourty-fourty)


'Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.'

-Lily Tomlin

Camp of Champions, Session B
May 4 2003 6:05PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
i now think that majority of skiers at meadows are old men and little girls that have no idea what they are talking about

'ma grand teytons en enfuit.' - HoodRida4FBF
May 4 2003 6:07PM
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1080SwitchRider
Posts: 246 - Karma: 9
proper translation:
'You have to do it with the hippopotamus style...and be beautifull like me. skiing is life...that's all.'
it doesnt make much sence and im not sure what the hell hippopotamus style is...kind of like gorrila steeze but fatter, lazier and with an affinity for water?


I (insert name here)pledge to judje wommen less on their physical appearances and more on the degree to which they put out.
May 4 2003 6:12PM
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midwest_720s
Posts: 648 - Karma: 10
a dumb snowboarder: 'i bet u can do duba backflip on those things'

once u can ski midwest dirt and grass, you can call yourself good

getboards must die
May 4 2003 6:13PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
^FS, you are definately right. there are so many stupid people at meadows


'Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.'

-Lily Tomlin

Camp of Champions, Session B
May 4 2003 6:14PM
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The_Professor
Posts: 1216 - Karma: 7
like 20 snowboarders where at the top of the winter park terrain park and they said 'you cant slide a rail you fucking skiier' then i shoved it in their faces with a switch 270 on 270 off the best one would have to be ' masturbation and skiing are the only things you dont have to be good at to enjoy' - J.F. Cusson


why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?
May 4 2003 6:14PM
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Johnny
Posts: 1028 - Karma: 15
I got me a pair of them double tippers



'Crazy cheeze
really
crazy cheeze
really'

'i dont give a fuck i did it foo huh
hocky style
give me some props here fockers shit'
May 4 2003 6:27PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
yet more meadows retards:
some guy with glasses: 'hey, can you do one of those helicopter spins things?'
me: 'what?'
guy with glasses: 'you know, helicopter spins.'
me: 'you mean like a rodeo, or d-spin?'
guy with glasses: 'no, a helicopter spin.'
'go throw yourself off of a bridge onto traintracks so you have die twice.'
-whistlermann


-j
May 4 2003 6:37PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
a helicopter is an old term for 360, yah ass. now YOU look stupid.

me and my fellow children talking to some black kid about how he 'skis'.
me: so.. what kindof tricks can you do?
him: 360! (long silence) .. FRONT FLIP!!
me: aah.. what kindof skis do you have?
him: i got the salomon 920s!!
me: yeah, too bad thier the salomon 1080s..
him: no, i got the 920s!
May 4 2003 6:56PM
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The_Professor
Posts: 1216 - Karma: 7
can you do a barrel roll? a jolly old oklahoman freezing to death in his snow soaked jeans


why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?
May 4 2003 6:58PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
its not my fault im not an old fart like you mommy
'go throw yourself off of a bridge onto traintracks so you have die twice.'
-whistlermann


-j
May 4 2003 7:22PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
a dumb ski patroller lecturing me because i was in the terrain park: 'look, at this mountain, 'double-enders' aren't allowed in this terrain park. you could kill yourself here.' it was at Norway mountain, WI. it was by far the gayest substitute for a 'terrain park', the biggest jump was a table that was about 5 ft. high and 11 ft. long.
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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
May 4 2003 7:28PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
at meadows, a snowboarder said this to me in a conversation about why skiing is better than snowboarding as we were heading up the easy rider chair just as some skiiers were pulling some mad tricks in the terrain park....

'Well, skiiers would never hit any of THOSE jumps!!!'

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 4 2003 7:32PM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
I like peaches from a tree... I like peaches from a can...
May 4 2003 7:41PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
'so you've got those new frontwards backwards skis. how'da like them' events coordinator guy at Mt. Abram
May 4 2003 8:32PM
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Mr.Cheese
Posts: 422 - Karma: 2
well it's not funny but it sure is good to get pumped to, 'just say fuck it and huck it!'

RES

Just say f*** it and huck it.
May 4 2003 8:41PM
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D-spin
Posts: 3609 - Karma: 21
'wow was that a backflip' (it was a cork 7)



STEEZ RiDeRs
May 4 2003 8:44PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
'i'm not a high school dropout. I'm gonna get my GED one day'


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
May 4 2003 9:22PM
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spinks
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 129
'Tanner sucks' - some kid at the X Games.

Spinks

'Holy shit Spinks! That blunt is the size of my...'-David Bird
May 4 2003 9:25PM
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kcorrigan
Posts: 246 - Karma: 10
'the walrus is in the barn.'
-brad holmes

May 4 2003 9:28PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
'Wow! This one time I went skiing and I was like Whoa!'
-this girl in my class who's skiied once

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 4 2003 9:30PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
some little french snowboarder kid asked me' how high can holly on skis?


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 4 2003 9:31PM
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eastcoastskier
Posts: 2060 - Karma: 7
'those kids have banana skis on'
-some old guy in the lift line at mount snow

May 4 2003 9:39PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
what day did that snowboarder say that? just curious cause it might have been the day my friend was doing 900's over the big hit
'go throw yourself off of a bridge onto traintracks so you have die twice.'
-whistlermann


-j
May 4 2003 9:39PM
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MARIAH
Posts: 708 - Karma: 10
french kids are funny. hippo style is this thing my friend has. he thinks that gorillas are stupid and decided to label people with the hippo style.
May 4 2003 9:43PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
It was last sunday

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 4 2003 9:49PM
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BeckaSki
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
My friend was working on some inverted spin, it was ugly and in the early stages so he's not even sure what it was, and all of the people standing around the park were like, 'wow a dinner roll!' The next time he hits it switch to try the same thing, 'wow a dinner roll!' then a snowboarder does something and the crowd says 'wow a dinner roll!' it was hilarous.
May 4 2003 10:05PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
wow, every trick must be a 'dinner roll' to these people then...hehe

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 4 2003 10:08PM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
'you cant hit the quarter pipe with those pants on, those aren't newschool pants, those are freestyle pants' --soem guy talking toa freestyler who was way better than him.






Skifree737:
why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
May 5 2003 12:58AM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
that dinner roll thing is classic
'go throw yourself off of a bridge onto traintracks so you have die twice.'
-whistlermann


-j
May 5 2003 1:04AM
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septran
Posts: 247 - Karma: 10
'he definetly had enough air he could have spun on that' .... marky mark



If you wip it out and dangle it in front of them they always come back.
May 5 2003 1:10AM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
it wasn't a quote, but last week in louise's terrain park this large asian fella was hanging out next to the teeny first hit in a t-shirt with his snowpants tucked into his snowboard boots... and every time someone landed after hitting this particular table he would start clapping like an idiot and guffawing (reject laughing) funniest thing I have seen/heard in a looooong time!
May 5 2003 2:58AM
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chimprevolution
Posts: 392 - Karma: 13
'Hey, check these out! its that ski with the fucked up tip jobby goin on.'- some guy talking to his friend passing my skis
May 5 2003 4:55AM
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iamdan.
Posts: 1146 - Karma: 11
read my sig and you'll find some good quotes
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What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.


May 5 2003 7:43AM
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PowderPrincess
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 20
when 1080s first came out some guy asked my friends, 'wow, so how do you like those skis?' and they replied with, 'they're great. they help us get laid'

*brooke*

'What's so wrong with being happy?
Kudos to those who see through sickness.
When she woke in the morning
she knew that her life had passed her by.
And she called out a warning,
'Don't ever let life pass you by.''- Incubus
May 5 2003 12:14PM
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kneesuck
Posts: 266 - Karma: 10
'Skiing's not for girls....porn is'
lol i thought that was funny. i read it in Freeze one time.
Pain brings chicks
May 5 2003 4:26PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i wish i read all of these. the ones i did read are amazingly funny. like the one above this post.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
May 5 2003 5:12PM
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enemy1080
Posts: 510 - Karma: 11
on day a ski nazi was yelling at us for doing inverts cause our hill is gay like that. well he said 'no backflips but you can do that bacon biscut that tommy mosley did in the mogels.' he really thought it was a bacon biscut? What the hell is up with that. And who the hell is Tommy Mosley?
May 5 2003 6:29PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
Maybe its Jonny's stupid retarded other side.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 5 2003 6:31PM
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dylhole
Posts: 2926 - Karma: 983
this kid andy mallet, 'but i'm like fuck it, i'm in college.' on waking up at 2 pm every day.\
another greta one from the kid who couldnt stand he was so drunk...'i wish you could drink beer out of the back of your head.'
May 5 2003 7:31PM
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massivemassing
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
what do you call 2 gay guys skiing down a hill on shaped skis???


A pair of ball lickers
May 5 2003 8:18PM
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