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SkiSundownJibber
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Hello. This is a post where you try to be smarter than me just before I bash you with flawless wit.
Proceed, plebians.
May 4 2003 4:09PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
I must say... I was expecting reasonable slams. All I've seen thus far is grammar correction and the usual, counter-creative 'gay' remarks. I'm pleased to announce that this thread has been the most anti-climactic moment of my day.
May 4 2003 4:47PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
ok mr, lets go onto a subject u pbly cant be me at, European History. What was the name of the Czech General who defeated the Teutonic Knights at the battle of ice lake?
since, you did write smart, instead of intelligent.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
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May 4 2003 4:48PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
I think you lose...we've proved you wrong several times, and you still haven't proven that you're smarter than anyone of us. So, eh...you're pretty much done.

The internet respect poll has run dry.

Patrick
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May 4 2003 4:49PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
how tall are you skisundown


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 4 2003 4:49PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
why would 'This is a post where you try to be smarter than me just before I bash you with flawless wit' be wrong?
May 4 2003 4:49PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
answer these deuchy:

1. how tall am i
2. whats my name
3. how old am i
4. whats the atomic mass of helium.
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me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
May 4 2003 4:50PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
lick my balls

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
May 4 2003 4:50PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
i ment atomic number.
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
May 4 2003 4:50PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
Your grammar was all you gave to fight. You were too stupid to make an actual attempt to prove you had more intelligence than a turtle! All you did was make stupid flashy short minded remarks at people who spoke the bare truth about how much of a moron you are.

Patrick
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May 4 2003 4:51PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
DAMN IT SKISUNDOWN,how tall are you answer my fucken question


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 4 2003 4:51PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
You still havent answered the question, dude who got top 1% in the SAT's. SAT's are more then just measures of intelligence, but also knowledge. That was a knowledge question.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 4:51PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
Take a little gander at this fellows Profile. He seems to be 12 years old...
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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
May 4 2003 4:51PM
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NomenClature
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waiting
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
May 4 2003 4:51PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
Helium is WAY to easy, atomic number is 2, and it is in the inert/noble gas group.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 4:52PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
'This is a post where you try to be smarter than me just before I bash you with flawless wit' be wrong?

SMARTER THAN I

PREDICATE CASE PRONOUN

WHATS NOT TO UNDERSTAND FUCKER

Patrick
patproductions.com
May 4 2003 4:52PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
He's pbly trying to look up the answer to my question.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 4:52PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
which first? teutonic knights or personal information?
May 4 2003 4:53PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
and i'll give you guys an easy one to work one. how does one spell the word pronounced 'segway?'
May 4 2003 4:53PM
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NomenClature
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fine heres a little differant one, what is another name for NaCL.
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
May 4 2003 4:53PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
'this thread has been the most anti-climactic moment of my day.' well congrats dip-shit, you started it. have a nice day...

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
May 4 2003 4:54PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
Times up, Teutonic Knights were beaten by alexander Nevsky. He knew that the armour of the knights was hard to pierce, so he called them over on a lake partially frozen, and they fell through.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 4:54PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
still waiting
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
May 4 2003 4:54PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
segue

Patrick
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May 4 2003 4:54PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
1min
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
May 4 2003 4:55PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
not exactly. He actually flanked the coalition opposition, which included teutonic knights, though it wasn't entirely comprised of them.
May 4 2003 4:55PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
'how does one spell the word pronounced 'segway?''

if you are so smart, why do you have to ask?
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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
May 4 2003 4:55PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
What does RedOx stand for?



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 4:56PM
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SkiSundownJibber
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salt, dumbass. don't waste my time.
May 4 2003 4:56PM
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Capurnicus
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That was the most pathetic attempt I have ever seen at proving that you are ' smart.' That was lame, just patheic. I'd scale it about a 2nd grace level if you're taking loads of ritalin.

Patrick
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May 4 2003 4:56PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
Nice bluff there, it was almost believable. What was special about alexander nevsky?



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 4:56PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
Don't our time with ' segue'

Patrick
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May 4 2003 4:57PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
and that answer should be SO FUCKING OBVIOUS if ure smart!



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 4:57PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
finally a clever comment by copernicus. I'd say he's pretty smart for a down-syndrome, narcoleptic baby seal.
May 4 2003 4:57PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
it's oxidation reduction. hold your horses... i'm answering 20 things at once.
May 4 2003 4:58PM
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cj
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I am fairly pleased to admit, judging by what you have graced us with thus far, that you, Sundown, are a monosyllabic knuckle-dragging mouth breathing neanderthal of average intellect.
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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
May 4 2003 4:59PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
things that you cant find on the internet for 1000$ trebek.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 4:59PM
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SkiSundownJibber
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why don't you tell me why it was an important battle?
May 4 2003 4:59PM
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Capurnicus
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Genious pure genious! I'd know it myself to spell it ' copernicus' if I had a hunger to come on here and start threads about being ' smarter than you.'

Patrick
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May 4 2003 4:59PM
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NomenClature
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salt... no im sorry salt is not sodium-cloride(sp) but thanks for playing, NaCl is table salt or what is also called DITILLED salt not salt, salt (or sodium) is a raw mineral that is present in flesh, NaCl is the salt that is derived from the ocean or dead sea. Shut the fuck up and go home.

i can't spell but im still smart

and im 15, 5'10and my name is Eamon. you lose.
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
May 4 2003 4:59PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
how tall are you sundown?


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 4 2003 5:00PM
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NomenClature
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im guessing 4'11'
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
May 4 2003 5:01PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
i'm not a snowboarder/knucle dragger, I breathe from my mouth, and If you count the syllables in the word 'syllable,' you will find that I am by no means monosyllabic.
May 4 2003 5:02PM
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MistaSkier
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'An ubermesch like myself never speaks with brobdignagian bombacity unless the vernacular of the statement is essential in the telling of a versimilar fact or story.' To be grammatically correct, you would have to write 'An ubermesch like me' since you had not mentioned yourself earlier in the sentence. You cannot write myself, yourself, himself, herself, etc. until the person to whom you are referring has already been mentioned before in the sentence. That is why I could write 'Since YOU had not mentioned YOURSELF' without being grammatically incorrect.



Would you like freedom fries with that?




May 4 2003 5:02PM
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SkiSundownJibber
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take 4'11, convert to moles, multiply by 2, divide by 2, convert to feet, add 12 inches. That's my height.
May 4 2003 5:03PM
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SkiSundownJibber
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and as for the NaCl kid, you're a dirty pedant. Salt is an acceptable answer.
May 4 2003 5:04PM
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MistaSkier
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To be even more grammatically correct, you would have written 'An ubermesch such as me.'


Would you like freedom fries with that?




May 4 2003 5:04PM
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NomenClature
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you deuch bag we all know that you are a gremlin bitch. know one cares how tall you are how much grammer you know why don't you go watch star trek and have sex with your mom, just like very sunday.
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
May 4 2003 5:04PM
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Lateralis
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wow i didnt know they could pile shit that high


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 4 2003 5:04PM
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K_2
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This is hilarious!!
Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
May 4 2003 5:05PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
You're not very clever when it comes to math. You could have at least created something to make a return to the origin other than ' divided by two or multiplied by two' the teacher i had for ALGEBRA 1 would have thrown you out for such stupidity.

Patrick
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