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Pritch
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k so last week me and 3 buddies went off roading...one of them owns a jeep TJ....anyways..to get there we drove threw the counrty..and while passing a farm we looked at the cows n shit and just you know laughing and all of a sudden we get up to these two cows fucking!!!...we all started laughing so hard i almost pissed my pance..it truly was a once in a life time experience hahah.how many other ppl have seen this?
Oct 10 2006 3:22PM
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Lé.Skiing
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i never seen that, but i seen a monkey giving another monkey head at the zoo once.. it was awsome
Oct 10 2006 3:28PM
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PLJaCks
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did you really just spell pants, "pance" ??
Oct 10 2006 3:41PM
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NFproductions
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i live all around cows, so yea i see it rather often. pretty interesting stuff
Oct 10 2006 3:44PM
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sneather
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hahahaha i noticed that too!
Oct 10 2006 3:49PM
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SIX
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I've only seen turtles fucking.
Oct 10 2006 3:52PM
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Pritch
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haha holy shit i did..i didnt even notice ahah my bad *pants
Oct 10 2006 4:20PM
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SkiMN
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When I was on safari in Kenya I had to sit in a stationary jeep while the rest of my group watched 2 elephantes have sex. Fuckin wrong on so many levels.
Oct 10 2006 4:21PM
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Jake...
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haha little ryan
Oct 10 2006 4:26PM
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Pritch
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lmfao yeeeee shut upppp haha
Oct 10 2006 11:03PM
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Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe
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i saw bears fucking underneath the charlift in whistler
Oct 10 2006 11:05PM
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mind_Riot39
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i was just gonna say that and saw that u posted it. haha. how do u fuck that up?
Oct 10 2006 11:47PM
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k2yeags
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how the hell is this once in a lifetime?

Go to the zoo for like 10 min of just spend some time around nature

sex is not really as big a deal as we humans make it
Oct 11 2006 1:31AM
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Jaskittin
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No, unfortunatly almost every male and female cow on earth will engage in this ritual every spring/summer.  Come to Montana, cows fucking is more like a daily norm than a once in a lifetime experience.  I mean, hey thats cool, you saw a cow getting some action.  What that should have prompted you to do, rather than make a thread on newschoolers is to follow the cow's example, and you yourself go get laid. 
Oct 11 2006 2:08AM
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brokebutitsworthit
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yup live in alberta seen that, seen a bull running around with a hardon at a farmers truck to.
Oct 11 2006 2:38AM
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*snowman*
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ive seen it many times...
Oct 11 2006 7:07AM
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Jake...
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have the remedial/special education classes not been working out for you pritch?
Oct 11 2006 7:22AM
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Pritch
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no actually thanks jake for asking tho....and actually for me it is once in a life time due to the fact i dont live on a farm nor plan to as well as in the country or anywhere near cows so yes it is..
Oct 11 2006 4:58PM
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skicraze123
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while my sister was in africa she saw two elephants fucking
Oct 11 2006 5:01PM
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Pritch
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haha wow...thats definately once in a lifetime haha
Oct 11 2006 5:02PM
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sacchettiadam
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i saw a dragonfly take a shit
Oct 11 2006 5:05PM
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Mezmerize19
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I sawa cow walking backwards. it was odd
Oct 11 2006 5:06PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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i see it everyday, i really want you to leave
Oct 11 2006 5:12PM
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Pritch
Posts: 300 - Karma: 10
riiiiiiiggghhhhhtttt.....?
Oct 11 2006 5:14PM
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StealthSteez
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This is not thread worthy at all....
Oct 11 2006 5:15PM
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Pritch
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well considdeering u were in the car?haha...
Oct 11 2006 5:16PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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i feel sorry for you that you know this faggot
Oct 11 2006 5:18PM
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New.Era.
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I live on a farm
Oct 11 2006 5:20PM
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Pritch
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oh shit watch out for this guy..you fucker get the hell off this site
Oct 11 2006 5:21PM
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tBatt
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ive seen my dog get his schwag on.... then got a picture of it
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Oct 11 2006 5:23PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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i am honestly at a loss for words, you and your friend need to stop having conversations in threads someone already made a thread about you faggots in site discussion
Oct 11 2006 5:25PM
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Pritch
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excuse me....name the time that we have a had a "discussion" in a room....mayge i should start a "discussion" about spammers such as yourself!!
Oct 11 2006 5:27PM
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kabozo101
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thats pretty weird man
Oct 11 2006 8:00PM
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fouldsys
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haha ya i remember that. it was jokes
Oct 11 2006 8:15PM
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philipc
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ive never seen it but it really doesnt matter to me if i see some cows fucking or not
Oct 11 2006 8:19PM
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Pritch
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so then dont reply to this thread?
Oct 11 2006 9:10PM
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StealthSteez
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Ya so what? Doesn't mean I need to go post everything I see from a car on NS.

douche
Oct 12 2006 9:08PM
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dubage
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oct 12 2006 9:15PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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you cant be fucking serious


https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/246825/

read that and look at yourself faggot i could give you at least another 3
Oct 12 2006 10:01PM
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DDrem.
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haha thats funny. ive always wanted to see it in real life.
my friend has a book at his house that is all about bugs, and there is a page on reproduction, and it shows a bunch of bugs fucking
Oct 12 2006 10:11PM
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scientist
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Its weird how much sex we see from humans. Realistically we see way more humans going at it then animals, and humans do it in a closed, secure enviroment most of the time
Oct 12 2006 10:20PM
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Pritch
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ok thats fine....are you jealous i have friends to talk to?...why does it piss you off so much?....why?
Oct 12 2006 11:22PM
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Pritch
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why does that piss you off so much couldnt you spend your time more usefully and not try to create shit between you and other members
Oct 12 2006 11:25PM
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mkotten
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i've seen dolphins fucking at seeworld, that was pretty funny
Oct 13 2006 1:11AM
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MLB
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ive seen two elephants fuck........now that is fucking crazy.........
Oct 13 2006 1:13AM
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TheStamos
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I live in california , why do you think the cows are so fucking happy.
Oct 13 2006 1:14AM
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