Replying to Jokes that work for all people

Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being characteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some screaming fan and take it up the bum.' The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little Johnny aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?' 'No,' said Johnny, 'he plays for the Minnesota Wild, but I was too embarrassed to say'.

to change it just remove minnesota wild and replace whatever you want

What's the worst thing about being republican?
Telling your parents your gay...once again republican can be anything

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