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Car Accident - With a COP !

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StealthSteez
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My buddy just got into a car accident with a cop a couple days ago. He was driving down the road with his g/f as a passenger, not speeding, doing about 40 miles or 65 km an hour. Goes threw a green light, and a cop came out of no where threw the red and he slammed right into it, then spun into a van. All airbags went off, and his car and the cop car were totalled. The woman cop got out and started freaking out saying "DIDN'T YOU HEAR MY FUCKING SIRENS!?! Get back in your fucking car and wait there!" So they treated him like a criminal. By this time he was breaking down (like I'm sure we all would be at 16 if you just hit a cop in your parents car). Eventually another cop got to the scene to access everything and he asked witnessess and everyone said the cop didn't have her sirens on and their was no possible way for him to see her either. They said she basically just ran right threw the red light. So the cop just lied to everyone to make her not look bad. So the cop ended up getting charged. Ya thats right, CHARGED ! haha I didn't even think they could do that. So ya everything worked out for the guy, he won't have to pay a dime to fix his car, insurance won't go up, he's off the hook except for some minor bruises.


Story 2- Not with a cop:

My other friend was driving down the highway in stop and go traffic and some guy rear ended him. They got out and looked at the damage and my friend was like w/e I'm late for an interview I don't care about the damage. And the other guys like no fuck that I'm calling the cops. And my friend was like what the fuck? Its your fault why would you want to do that. And hes like no fuck this I'm calling the cops. So by this time my friend is just laughing, and finally cops show up. They gave the guy a ticket for following to closely and left. hahahaha That guy got owned. He was the one who called the cops and just lost like $200 because of it. What a tool.



By the way: Post any funny Car accident stories in here. No serious ones, and not ones where people died. Lets try and keep this positive.
Oct 9 2006 9:34AM
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fukeneh
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story 1=funny
story 2=dumb

and about posting car accident stories...s34rchb4r doooood
Oct 9 2006 9:40AM
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010
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i didnt have time to read the second story, but the first is fairly epic
Oct 9 2006 9:59AM
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StealthSteez
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haha ya its pretty jokes.
Oct 9 2006 10:53AM
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Black-Bandanna
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a bitch-cop!
Oct 9 2006 10:56AM
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mntelebumper
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oh thats priceless
Oct 9 2006 11:00AM
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SiverMike
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I know who that woman cop was!


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Oct 9 2006 11:06AM
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Legit
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before i even opened the thread i knew it was a female cop
Oct 9 2006 11:10AM
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skicraze123
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i agree but this isn't good for a new thread so no search bar totaly new story new thread
Oct 9 2006 11:17AM
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skicraze123
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i agree but this isn't good for a new thread so no search bar totaly new story new thread
Oct 9 2006 11:17AM
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Love_Wins.
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Those are both pretty funny, female cops are (most times) more dumb-fuck-ish than male cops, and male cops are already pretty dumb-fuck-ish. And the guy in the second story must be a total fucking moron to call the police after getting into an an accident that was clearly his fault and the other driver offering to let it go.
Oct 9 2006 11:28AM
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JayDope
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hahahaha
Oct 9 2006 11:57AM
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timmi
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my freind put the drivers ed car in the ditch.
Oct 9 2006 12:33PM
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wdbo.
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my freind dropped a frosty in his lap on an s curve and went down to clean it up he went off the road and absolutely destroyed a barbwire fence it fucked his car up pretty good too he's kinda stoked now though cus he has an excuse to paint it and do all this work hes wanted to do now
Oct 9 2006 12:39PM
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Holte
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ahahahaha...for some reason that story made my day a little brighter. maybe it's because women cops are inherently stingy.
Oct 9 2006 1:50PM
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St.Steezy
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I was rear ended during a driving lesson. Some old guy wasnt paying attention and hit me from befind when I stopped for a yellow light.
Oct 9 2006 3:40PM
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StealthSteez
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aahahahah owned. I love non fatal car accidents...Especially ones like that.
Oct 9 2006 3:51PM
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Sashac
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I rolled my dad's truck when I was driving to the skihill..
Apparently 4wd does help on slush.
We were pretty lucky though, we coulda gone down a big ass drop into a forest but we slid to the other side of the road and hit a snowbank.
I guess some force knew that Nina was in the truck and wanted to save her life cause she's fucking dope.. but she forgot to wear a seatbelt.

Needless to say, I don't like driving trucks anymore.
Oct 9 2006 3:53PM
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Love_Wins.
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Yeah, 4WD isn't really useful for anything besides getting yourself out of a tight spot, like when you're stuck in snow or mud, now AWD, like on Subarus, is totally differnt, and definitely works better for actual driving.
Oct 9 2006 4:19PM
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Sashac
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I'm pretty sure if I would've had 4wd on, my back end wouldn't have started fishtailing..
Oct 9 2006 4:50PM
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Ghost82nd
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in trucks it helps a lot. especially pickups because the backends are so light in comparison to the front that the back end flies around like no other. i almost went off a cliff even when going like 35 because the back of my truck is so light. 4wd definately helps in all situations involving ice and snow.
Oct 9 2006 5:44PM
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Ryno
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It is.


They sold the rights to the TV show and it got moved out west and turned into Reno 911
Oct 9 2006 5:46PM
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mind_Riot39
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wow i thought it was funny when i got rear-ended by a cop. way to rain on my parade.
Oct 9 2006 5:47PM
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ecski73
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what a fucking ass. good stories though
Oct 9 2006 5:54PM
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Ericpbp
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Thats sick.  Get in an accident with a cop and they get in touble.
Oct 9 2006 5:54PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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my dumbass friend was in his moms brand new car doing donuts, he tried to go around one turn doing 40 and hit the curb hard as fuck and went up on to it, we take another car to his house to tell his mom cause a tires flat, she fine and says to just change it and go back to the party, we do and as we go to drop the car off hes driving and stops we walk up and he says shit somethings wrong w/e we keep going and all of a sudden right before this bridge his front tire basically falls of, he tries to keep driving cause hes a fucking idiot, we go up to the car and it basically falls down a foot and the tire was off the axel, both axels snapped 2 rims fucked up, 4000$ in damage later he gets his moms car back and continues to drive about 100 or more everywhere..

why did i jst type all of that
Oct 9 2006 6:03PM
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StealthSteez
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aahaahahaha. That sounds like something I would do.
Oct 9 2006 6:43PM
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Silister
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I almost T-boned a cop. I was at a stop sign where the only through traffic was off the highway, but I couldn't see behind the cars trying to get on the highway... so I stopped, then went forward and the car whipped around from behind them. Thank god the cop was nice and stopped, I ended up driving past in front of her, then she continued on. I had two passengers in the car too... kinda lucked out. But I'm a shitty ass driver.
Oct 9 2006 6:58PM
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Jake...
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the first story was with my neighbour actually.. so intense.. THE COP WAS DENYING IT! haha i couldnt believe it when he told me..
Oct 9 2006 6:59PM
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Love_Wins.
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I seriously doubt it, I flipped my 4WD truck up on it's side, with the 4WD on, because, like someone else said, the back-end is so light, granted I was doing like 75 through a twisty canyon area on slick ass roads, but still...I've spun like 270s turning onto streets by my place going like 10, the back-end just slides like a motherfucker cause it's got no weight to hold it on the road.
Oct 9 2006 8:27PM
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jack_weisman
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hahah dud ei hate people like that. if it had been i would have sued the shit out of her
Oct 9 2006 9:46PM
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skisebski
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no car accident is funny. never.
Oct 9 2006 9:51PM
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Luc.
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i can understand why the guy in the 2nd story did what he did. most likley the guy didnt want to be held responsible in the future for a hit and run.
Oct 9 2006 9:54PM
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StealthSteez
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hahaha are you kidding me man? What some asian guy rear ended a cop and it turned out he was illgal immigrant then got deported or some shit. That would be jokes. Your a fag
Oct 9 2006 10:00PM
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StealthSteez
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you can't get charged with a hit and run if both people agree to go seperate ways? :s
Oct 9 2006 10:04PM
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skisebski
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not to be emo or anything, but next time your friend(s) become paralyzed or killed in a car accident, youll understand...
Oct 9 2006 10:20PM
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