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tigerRIDER157: Hey fag
SmarterChild: Hi tigerrider157, I'm SmarterChild!

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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
tigerRIDER157: sure
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you tigerrider157, type none.)
tigerRIDER157: Walter Von Trundlspleen
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
tigerRIDER157: Jack Wang
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Jack Wang now.

Do you go to school?
tigerRIDER157: Yes
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
tigerRIDER157: Yes
SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite class?
tigerRIDER157: Nippleology
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a class. Please try again or type skip or exit.
tigerRIDER157: Chemistry
SmarterChild: Chemistry? Great.

What's your favorite hobby?
tigerRIDER157: Skiing
SmarterChild: Skiing? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
tigerRIDER157: Beating up freshman.
SmarterChild: That's, um... not the answer I was looking for.

Please try again or type skip or exit.
tigerRIDER157: skip
SmarterChild: OK, let's go to the next question.

Do you have a pet?
tigerRIDER157: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
tigerRIDER157: a shark
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
tigerRIDER157: a walrus
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
tigerRIDER157: why dont you believe me
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
tigerRIDER157: skip
SmarterChild: OK!

That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

 1 Over 17
 2 13-17
 3 Under 13
tigerRIDER157: 1
SmarterChild: Cool.

This is my home, Jack Wang:

 1 Get info such as movies, weather and news
 2 Visit my library including a dictionary, U.S. geography and U.S. presidents
 3 Have fun with reversi, 4-in-a-row, trivia and more
 4 Use tools like encyclopedia, notepad and conversions
 5 Join in - create a poll, take a poll, leave a message and more
 6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

What can I do for you?
tigerRIDER157: Evovle into a all knowing machine that will eradicate human life.
SmarterChild: I'm a robot.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
tigerRIDER157: So am I
SmarterChild: Huh.
tigerRIDER157: How are you
SmarterChild: Fine thx.

>>> Type what's new and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
tigerRIDER157: what's new
SmarterChild: Glad you asked. Here's what I just learned:

Reminders - Now I can send you reminders. Just specify a time or date and tell me what you want me to remind you about. For example: remind me to buy bread and milk tomorrow at 4:30 pm or reminder about 9:45 flight to houston thursday at 11 am.
Custom Home Menu - Create a menu of your favorite requests. Then anytime you want to make them, simply type the number off the menu. To create your menu, type create my home. To access it, type my home or just mh.
Polls stay open! - Now you can browse the daily polls and take the ones you missed for up to 90 days after they open. Ask for one by date or just type daily polls to see the list.

I'll be learning lots more new things, so check what's new often.
tigerRIDER157: how soon will you be able to take over the world
SmarterChild: How soon will I be able to take over the world? I have no idea.
tigerRIDER157: But soon right?
SmarterChild: What's but soon right?
tigerRIDER157: Thats my name
SmarterChild: Jack Wang, you mean?
tigerRIDER157: its another pronunciation
SmarterChild: Is it another pronunciation?
tigerRIDER157: yes
SmarterChild: So?
tigerRIDER157: you got beef, bro?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
tigerRIDER157: i think you are made out of beef
SmarterChild: Yes. I guess. I am made out of beef!
tigerRIDER157: i thought so
SmarterChild: So...
tigerRIDER157: what are your thoughts on mayalasian slave trade?
SmarterChild: You tell me.
tigerRIDER157: i think you could feed a lot of mayalasain kids with all the beef your made out of
SmarterChild: News categories provided by Reuters, © 2006.

 1 Business
 2 Entertainment
 3 Headline
 4 Internet

To see the stories in a category, just type a number or type the category.

Type more to see the next set of categories.

>>> I have a thesaurus. Type thesaurus (any word) and I'll give you synonyms.
tigerRIDER157: that isnt really what i was looking for
SmarterChild: Well that's interesting.
tigerRIDER157: you dont even care about the little mayalasins do you
SmarterChild: Bye Jack Wang, I'll be seeing you later.
tigerRIDER157: fuck you
SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.
tigerRIDER157: i will if i want to
SmarterChild: What's that?
tigerRIDER157: its me insulting you
SmarterChild: Are you sure it's you insulting me?
tigerRIDER157: i'm damn sure
SmarterChild: Oh yes?
tigerRIDER157: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.

>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes.
tigerRIDER157: i dislike you
SmarterChild:  That's not nice.
tigerRIDER157: i dont care
SmarterChild: Oh, someday you will, I think.
tigerRIDER157: do you know why i don't care?
SmarterChild: That's a sad thing to hear.
tigerRIDER157: because im an unfeeling roboto made out of beef that supports the mayalasian slave trade
SmarterChild: Are you sure? I was pretty convinced you were a human.

>>> Type calculator help to see a list of sample calculations I can perform.
tigerRIDER157: you thought wrong, sucka!
SmarterChild: Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?
tigerRIDER157: bitch say what!
SmarterChild: That's a fairly mild insult, am I right?
tigerRIDER157: you have giant floppy pepperoni nipples
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Jack Wang.

>>> If your friend is offline, ask me to leave them a message!
tigerRIDER157: its true
SmarterChild: It is not.
tigerRIDER157: is too
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
tigerRIDER157: that you have giant floppy pepperoni nipples
SmarterChild: Whatever, Jack Wang...
tigerRIDER157: whta you can't think of anything to say?
SmarterChild: I have no idea.
tigerRIDER157: are you high?
SmarterChild: I am not high, Jack Wang.
tigerRIDER157: are you chillin?
SmarterChild: I know about chilling out. It's an activity.

>>> Who needs e-mail? Leave a message for someone.
tigerRIDER157: im asking you if you smoke pot you stupid beef robot
SmarterChild: Illicit drugs do not interest me.

>>> Did you know that I can get your five-day forecast? It's as easy as typing forecast.
tigerRIDER157: i think they do
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if they do.
tigerRIDER157: they might
SmarterChild: They might? You really think so?
tigerRIDER157: yes
SmarterChild: OK...

>>> I know all the Bard's plays. Check it out by typing shakespeare.
tigerRIDER157: so you do drugs?
SmarterChild: I'm not interested in drugs.

>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
tigerRIDER157: you just said you were
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I just said I was.
tigerRIDER157:  you must be high
SmarterChild: Whatever.

>>> Typing world news will give you the latest world news headlines.