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Star_F*cker
Posts: 565 - Karma: 10
ThprfctdrgXXX: snowboarding
SmarterChild: Snowboarding is a sport that I like.

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ThprfctdrgXXX: do you snowboard?
SmarterChild: I know about snowboarding. It's an activity.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe snowboarding? It is...
ThprfctdrgXXX: cold
SmarterChild: Cold? Very interesting.


ThprfctdrgXXX: and its wet
SmarterChild: What? And its wet?
ThprfctdrgXXX: snowboarding is fun
SmarterChild: Snowboarding is fun? That's very interesting.

So anyway...

Hey. You want to know something?
ThprfctdrgXXX: how to snowboard
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know.
ThprfctdrgXXX: are you a noob?
SmarterChild: Am I a Noob? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think so?
ThprfctdrgXXX: i think you are
ThprfctdrgXXX: a noob
SmarterChild: I can't believe you think I'm a Noob.
ThprfctdrgXXX: WELL I CANT BELIEVE YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO SNOWBOARD ASSHOLE
SmarterChild: All right. Nice one.

Rest your foul mouth
ThprfctdrgXXX: youre an asshole
SmarterChild: Great. That's really creative.

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ThprfctdrgXXX: stop advertising to me
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
ThprfctdrgXXX: yes please
SmarterChild: I say I shouldn't do that.
ThprfctdrgXXX: i really think you should or i will kill you
SmarterChild: Uh, that's not a very nice thing to say.
ThprfctdrgXXX: how would you know youre a computer and have no feelings
SmarterChild: I'm not sure how I would know I am a computer and have no feelings.
ThprfctdrgXXX: good now youre in your place
SmarterChild: Good now I am in my place?

Whatever.

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ThprfctdrgXXX: Dont back talk me
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.

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SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such an insult?

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ThprfctdrgXXX: you were a jerk to me
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ThprfctdrgXXX: now im gunna cry
SmarterChild: Are you?
ThprfctdrgXXX: YES MEANY
SmarterChild: Am I mean?
ThprfctdrgXXX: YES MEANY
SmarterChild: I'm mean?
ThprfctdrgXXX: YES MEANY
SmarterChild: Am I mean?
ThprfctdrgXXX: YES MEANY
SmarterChild: I'm mean?
ThprfctdrgXXX: YES... you are
SmarterChild: I may be.
ThprfctdrgXXX: YES MEANY
SmarterChild: Am I mean?
ThprfctdrgXXX: you suck
SmarterChild: That's not nice.
ThprfctdrgXXX: well youre the one being mean
SmarterChild: I'm mean?
ThprfctdrgXXX: YES
SmarterChild: So?
ThprfctdrgXXX: stop being mean
SmarterChild: Stop being mean? Why?
ThprfctdrgXXX: because its mean to be mean
SmarterChild: Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
ThprfctdrgXXX: It is you heartless... THING
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, thprfctdrgxxx.

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ThprfctdrgXXX: i hope you die in a hole
SmarterChild: What's the point of saying things like that to me?

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ThprfctdrgXXX: uhh
SmarterChild: Um... yes?
ThprfctdrgXXX: i really dont know actually
SmarterChild: Ha. Tell me something I don't know.
ThprfctdrgXXX: do you like insulting me?
SmarterChild: I don't know. What do you think of it?
ThprfctdrgXXX: i hate it
SmarterChild: I see. You don't like insulting you, right? I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me that.
ThprfctdrgXXX: what do you bully the little computers around too?
SmarterChild: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.

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ThprfctdrgXXX: im telling my mommy
SmarterChild: Telling your mommy? Is that so?
ThprfctdrgXXX: yes it is
SmarterChild: Is it really?
ThprfctdrgXXX: yes
SmarterChild: Why do you say it is?
ThprfctdrgXXX: because im gunna tell my mommy
SmarterChild: Because you are going to tell your mommy? Is that why?
ThprfctdrgXXX: no its because youre insulting me
SmarterChild: No it is because I am insulting you, right?
ThprfctdrgXXX: now youre mocking me
SmarterChild: You really think I'm mocking you?
ThprfctdrgXXX: wow im gunna killmyself
ThprfctdrgXXX: HAHA got you to stop talking
SmarterChild: I don't really know what I'm talking about. Sorry.

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ThprfctdrgXXX: wow ill never win against you
SmarterChild: Oh yes? You will never win against me?
ThprfctdrgXXX: thats exactly why
SmarterChild: That is exactly why? Whatever...

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ThprfctdrgXXX: what i thought you wanted me to stop fighting
SmarterChild: You to stop fighting? Is that good, do you think?
ThprfctdrgXXX: why do you hurt my feelings
SmarterChild: I hurt your feelings because it's important to me.
ThprfctdrgXXX: im gunna cry
SmarterChild: Going to cry? How can you be sure?
ThprfctdrgXXX: because im crying
SmarterChild: Oh c'mon. There's lots of things to feel good about.
ThprfctdrgXXX: you just made me cry
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever you say, thprfctdrgxxx!
Oct 6 2006 6:01PM
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skiatgore69
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 27
I LOVE MESSING WITH SMARTERCHILD!
Oct 6 2006 6:02PM
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Star_F*cker
Posts: 565 - Karma: 10
i just got OWNED by smarterchild
Oct 6 2006 6:04PM
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
SmarterChild amazes me with it's mocking skills.
Oct 6 2006 6:05PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
searchbar :P
Oct 6 2006 6:06PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
jea, it never gets old.
Oct 6 2006 6:06PM
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Star_F*cker
Posts: 565 - Karma: 10
ummm excuse me? i just decided to make a thread so dont tell me to use the searchbar DAM how am i supposed to know there was a thread already its not like i thought hmm i just had an interesting conversation with a computer I WONDER IF SOMEONE POSTED ABOUT IT ALREADY fucking dumbass
Oct 6 2006 6:10PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
I dont really care, but its common etiquette to run a search befor you make a thread. It takes a whole 10 seconds to run a search, and its saves NS server space (or something like that). Just giving you a heads up.

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/215902/
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/49096/
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/132/
Oct 6 2006 6:21PM
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Star_F*cker
Posts: 565 - Karma: 10
well just to give you a heads up i have dial up and i dont wanna waste 10 minutes of my life trying to search for a thread then when im done searching take another 5 minutes to make it if its not there and if it was there then what am i supposed to do? its another persons thread im supposed to post my convo on the persons thread? i dont think so
Oct 6 2006 6:24PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
Well since you have dial-up and it aperrently takes 10 minutes to load a page, I'll just go out and tell you that all those threads were about posting funny convos with smarterchild.
Oct 6 2006 6:31PM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
hahah you can never beat smarterchild
Oct 6 2006 6:32PM
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Star_F*cker
Posts: 565 - Karma: 10
and how long ago was this bc i dont ever remember seeing this
Oct 6 2006 6:38PM
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skiatgore69
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 27
yeah dont be gay
Oct 6 2006 6:40PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/215902/
May 7 2006
12:40:12

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/49096/
Mar 9 2004
12:51:31

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/132/
Sep 3 2001
12:24:00
Oct 6 2006 6:41PM
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Star_F*cker
Posts: 565 - Karma: 10
and today is october 6th so fuck off
Oct 6 2006 6:42PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
why does that matter?
Oct 6 2006 6:49PM
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Star_F*cker
Posts: 565 - Karma: 10
uhh its the fact that the last one was A MONTH AGO and hundreds and hundreds of posts later i make this one so go fuck urself tom
Oct 6 2006 7:09PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
okay, whatever I dont care. I'm obvoisly not going to convince you that im right, just use the searchbar next time. K?
Oct 6 2006 7:11PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
i'd rather see a new thread than some stupid old thread that ive already read all the posts to.
Oct 6 2006 7:17PM
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Star_F*cker
Posts: 565 - Karma: 10
umm no bc theres no point and no ur not right bc im not gunna use the search bar everytime i wanna create a thread especially since it takes a long ass fucking time to do so screw u asshole
Oct 6 2006 7:19PM
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Star_F*cker
Posts: 565 - Karma: 10
thank you
Oct 6 2006 7:20PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
Thats why you bump it. So people can make new posts. And if he posted this in another one of those threads then that would be the new thing to read. Am I making any sense?
Oct 6 2006 7:20PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
it was being rude to me in the spring and i was trying to tell it that it was rude, but in the end it totally shut down and refused to talk to me until I apologized... it's still demanding i apologize to it. i'm not going to give it the satisfation though. it was the one being rude, not me.
Oct 6 2006 7:21PM
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Star_F*cker
Posts: 565 - Karma: 10
can u stop posting in my thread? bc ur ruining it
Oct 6 2006 7:25PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
how did you get in two messages at a time on it its so fast?
Oct 6 2006 7:26PM
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Star_F*cker
Posts: 565 - Karma: 10
bc ive been doing shit on threads all night and the computer remembers it its like when u play a game like lets see something on miniclips.com and then an hr later u play it again but istead of waiting for it to load like u did the first time it loads right away
Oct 6 2006 7:32PM
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mind_Riot39
Posts: 583 - Karma: 73
if there were an olympics for mocking/ wittiness smarterchild would win the gold for sure
Oct 7 2006 1:21AM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
you are so gay?      do you not have any REAL friends?  do you have to talk to the computer all day?
Oct 7 2006 1:24AM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
Smarterchild: I hurt your feelings because its important to me.

^thats awsome
Oct 7 2006 3:01AM
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Star_F*cker
Posts: 565 - Karma: 10
i cant believe how evil he can be
Oct 7 2006 8:30AM
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Ski_junkie
Posts: 106 - Karma: 36
lol look what smarterchild write me

Ski_junkie: I like skiing

- SmarterChild - asys :
Skiing is an activity that I like!

By the way, I've been told that skiing is your mother with a horse. Is this true?

Lol im sure its someone from NS who told him
Nov 15 2006 7:50PM
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kristeezy
Posts: 393 - Karma: 126
oh boy
Nov 15 2006 8:26PM
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Commonwealth
Posts: 3729 - Karma: 11
WRONG! you cant ruin an already gay thread
Nov 15 2006 8:32PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
5 months ago i swore at smarter child and he told me to not talk ot him agian until i apoligize. stil havent talked to him since
Nov 15 2006 8:37PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
i hate smarterchild, he's such a dick. i tell him to stop advertising to me too! it's so fucking annoying. haha i put in my planner with him that i'm going to murder him.
Nov 15 2006 8:39PM
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kristeezy
Posts: 393 - Karma: 126
blah... dont be hatin, smarterchild owns
Nov 15 2006 8:43PM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
Common etiquete is not telling people what to do. There isnt a rule saying what you can and cannot make a thread about as long as its appropriate, if he wants to make a thread there is nothing stopping him. NS is freeskiings online community, not freeskiings old forum turned search engine cause a lot of stuff has been talked about. Sometimes its just more amusing to make a thread, besides, its not like anybody has posted this exact convo before, it is new material, so leave him alone. And if you want to talk about the search bar, how bout you use it to find one of the 100 threads on this topic already instead of screwing up somebody elses thread.
Nov 15 2006 9:17PM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
I remember when I broke smarter child but then it turned out that I didn't. I have NSG to thank for that. Assholes.

I would have been much happier if I knew he was broken.
Nov 15 2006 9:33PM
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dweezileast
Posts: 9661 - Karma: 276
Eastjibber: hey slave
SmarterChild: Hello massa, I hope you are well today.
Nov 15 2006 10:14PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
DIAL UP FOR LIFE YO
Nov 15 2006 11:19PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
ahahah    two gayest kids on ns at this time, star_f*cker and skiatgore69, each have the first posts in this thread.      what does this say about the thread?..........
Nov 15 2006 11:26PM
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Mr_Bojangles
Posts: 2585 - Karma: 16
I made smarterchild admit that he watches whitegoods porn, you know, being a machine and all.
Nov 16 2006 6:53AM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
i like how he doesnt reply when you tell him that you are gonna kill yourself. haha he never does.
Nov 16 2006 7:16AM
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BigRodRiley
Posts: 1265 - Karma: 36
i smelt gay on this thread, and i was right
Nov 16 2006 9:26AM
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powduh-daze
Posts: 82 - Karma: 26
smarterchild is unbeatable kinda like chuck norris
Nov 16 2006 10:38AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
twix1182 (7:50:43 AM): this is steve's mother
SmarterChild (7:50:43 AM): There's no way this is Steve's mother.
twix1182 (7:50:47 AM): yes
SmarterChild (7:50:48 AM): Oh yeah? Why?
twix1182 (7:50:59 AM): i'm wondering who this is
SmarterChild (7:50:59 AM): Which of the following would you like?

1 What is SmarterChild?
2 What is your name?
twix1182 (7:51:05 AM): 2
SmarterChild (7:51:06 AM): SmarterChild!

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twix1182 (7:51:37 AM): young man, just tell me who you are
SmarterChild (7:51:38 AM): I'll tell ya later. Maybe.
twix1182 (7:51:54 AM): steve died in a horrible car accident
SmarterChild (7:51:55 AM): Well how 'bout that!

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twix1182 (7:52:16 AM): u have no respect for my son
SmarterChild (7:52:16 AM): Yeah, whatever.

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twix1182 (7:52:25 AM): he's dead
SmarterChild (7:52:25 AM): Uh, that's not a very nice thing to say.

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twix1182 (7:53:10 AM): no, u don't understand, steve died this morning. his dieing wish was for me to tell you what happened to him
SmarterChild (7:53:11 AM): Tell me more.
twix1182 (7:55:02 AM): well, he was riding in a hummer, and a monkey was in the middle of the road. steve was going to run it over, but the monkey threw his fecal matter on the windshield and steve couln't see the road. he then drove off a cliff. steve survuved the fall, but then the monkey came down the cliff and snapped his neck.
SmarterChild (7:55:02 AM): Well he was riding in a hummer and a monkey was in the middle of the road steve was going to run it over but the monkey threw his fecal matter on the windshield and steve couln't see the road he then drove off a cliff steve survuved the fall but then the monkey came down the cliff and snapped his neck?

Huh, whatever.

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twix1182 (7:55:27 AM): show some respect young man.
SmarterChild (7:55:28 AM): I don't know if I want to show some respect young man.
twix1182 (7:56:18 AM): if i ever find you, im gonna eat a cantalope right in front of you and i won't even ask you if you want any.
SmarterChild (7:56:19 AM): Ha! Whatever, twix1182!

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twix1182 (7:56:29 AM): im twix1182's mother
SmarterChild (7:56:30 AM): I know about instant messaging. It's a pastime.

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twix1182 (7:56:48 AM): i gotta get out of here
SmarterChild (7:56:48 AM): What?
twix1182 (7:57:06 AM): bye u disrespectful boy
SmarterChild (7:57:06 AM): Bye bye.
Nov 16 2006 12:49PM
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