GOPHERS AND ROBBERY!

My shoes were outside of my door becuase they smelled, they are the shoes I wear at the farm. I left them outside. Weeks before I saw a gopher on my porch, I came out and he ran into his hole. Today I woke up and the shoes weren't there, I look across the porch and one shoe is next to the gopher hole and the other is half in it! The gopher stole my shoes!