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Neighbor's Dogs fuckin annoying barking
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so my neigbors dogs bark about 20/7. the people moved in about a year ago, and the shit hasnt stopped. anyway, my mom is going out of her mind. any suggestions?
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Shoot him you pussy. Go buy a good pelllet gun and blow the motherfucker in the face. Shoot him in the eyes first, so he doesnt know whats going to hit him. Now that would be funny.
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had the same problem...all we did was just go to their house and tell them how annoying it was and if they didnt stop we would call animal control...after bout a couple weeks it slowed down and now its just the occasiona bark..(reccomend a muzzle)haha
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they actuall called the police on us cuz my mom yelled out the window, we called animal control 3 times already.
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serious....wow what did the cops say?
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my law teacher went over a case like this once. neighbors sued another neighbor for a constantly barking job. it was ruled that the other neighbors were unable to enjoy their private property with the dog constantly barking, so the dog owners had 3 options: move, get rid of the dog, or have the dog's vocal cords removed. the owner's chose the latter, and the dog could no longer bark. but you can't do that anymore because of assholes like PETA.
so maybe you should sue them?
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yeah my new dog doesnt stop barking and i hate the thing "even though his name is rasta"
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My neighbors dog doesnt stop barking at all when its outside, but It doesnt realy bother me cause they have an electirc fence so I just get real close and it gets zaped. My girlfriends dog on the other hand so fricken hyper and anoyying.
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kick it. my friend was telling me his dad used to get chased by a dog and one day he walked home with a guy who was in the army and the dog went to chase the kid and the arm guy grabbed it and riped its jaw open and killed it. now that i would like to see in person
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rat poison in their dog bowls, problem solved
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at least it doesnt sound liek a constapated pig. my neighbours got a dog 4 years ago and it barks all the time and thats exactly what it sounds like
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you cant fucking so that because the local vet will know because the platelets that clot blood in your scabs will get lowered and the dog will get minor but constant nose bleeds adn then they will call the cops on your for animal cruelty
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here's the recepie for gettign rid of the dog next doors bark... first get a blow dart gun, next get a dart, and tip it with some sort of poison... next shoot the dog in the neck with it as hard as you can
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i'm pretty sure he was kidding
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thats the biggest lie ever.
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But they wouldn't know, then they would have to give up the dogs because they would be accused of animal cruelty.
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haha that would work though...
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I was going to say .22 but timmi's idea is better.
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haha o man that was funny
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I had the same problem. I google it and i found soke a sponge in chicken gravy then feed it to it. I didn't actually do that though, cause it makes the dog suffocate to death.
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so how would my parents go about suing and getting a person to help us sue
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my neighborss have 2 little yapping fuckers every day for 10 years theyve beedn there fucking barking at anything that moves, ive shot at them with paintball uns but i dont really want to kill them,i reallly hope they die soon
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haha we should do a double sue
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shoot it in the eye with a bb gun
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dont do anything to the dogs. sue your neighbours.
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o yea and the guy has the nerve to tell us to stop using fireworks because"they are making his dogs bark" so i said "oh sorry sir would you like me to not walk in front of my house as well because that really seems to bother them also"
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DUDE SAME AS ME EXACTLY!!! WE CANT GO IN OUR FUCKIN BACKYARD OR TO THE BACK OF OUR FUCKIN HOUSE!
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