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Scrotum Burn

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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
Do any of you experience this distinct feeling after you either under or overclear a jump.
Oct 5 2006 7:05AM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
i did on my bike... my ass gut sucked into hte wheel and i landed on my gooch on the seatpost. i acctually got a bruise
Oct 5 2006 7:11AM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
yeah i sometimes get a stomach ache from it
Oct 5 2006 8:41AM
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thefilmerguy
Posts: 2847 - Karma: 55
its cuz when your in the air your balls are weightless and then when you hit they smash down together and create it
Oct 5 2006 9:42AM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
not really, when i case a jump everything is gona hurt for a second or two. While I bike on the other hand I dont get scrotum Burn but I do nut myself more times then i can count
Oct 5 2006 9:47AM
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Notorious_BLT
Posts: 3401 - Karma: 14
thats when you know you fucked up.....its a bad feeling, except i dont feel a burn, it just feels like somebody kicked your nuts
Oct 5 2006 9:52AM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
^ exactly
Oct 5 2006 10:13AM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
roid buff
Oct 5 2006 10:15AM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
I call it ball, sting, i dont think i have gotten it as bad as some of you guys have, it goes away before i get on the lift usually.
Oct 5 2006 11:06AM
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mntelebumper
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ive gotten it pretty bad. i like that term scrotum burn. its got a nice ring to it.
Oct 5 2006 11:27AM
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aja_kiki
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 51
yeah it does sound nice. like doves chirping to my ears. SSCROTUM BURRRNNNNN
Oct 5 2006 11:27AM
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mikeski
Posts: 332 - Karma: 76
its called a yoyo, think about it
Oct 5 2006 12:21PM
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zackskis
Posts: 482 - Karma: 11
^yeah ive heard people call it yoyo-ing but i just call it nut-lash and yes it does suck
Oct 5 2006 12:57PM
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010
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 14
haha i thought this would be a story of you burning your scrotum in an incinerator.

but yes, i have experienced that
Oct 5 2006 1:04PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 732
no but one time i was building a box in my basement and i didnt have a power saw so i was cutting some wood by hand and i slipeed and cut my sac through my pants, it was bleeding everywhere and shit , i had to wear a bright blue bandaid for the next 2 days
Oct 5 2006 1:51PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
try playing as an ice hockey goaltender for 7 years. you dont know scrotum burn until you get a fucking slap shot into your balls straight on, fall over, cant move, get the wind knocked out of you, and lay on fucking ice for 15 minutes before you can move, then somehow get to a changeroom, the equipment off you, and hold ice on your balls for days straight.

multiple times..


i swear i have lost all possibilities of producing children ..
Oct 5 2006 4:13PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
sometimes i get that. but its more in my gut. actually sometimes i get that burning feeling. like a really sharp pain. i get it when its icy out and i overshoot
Oct 5 2006 4:19PM
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skiinscotland
Posts: 644 - Karma: 10
the worst on a bike is slipping back of the pedals and getting you balls caught in the tyre and the chain stays.
Oct 5 2006 4:29PM
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BurgRider
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17
yeah thats the worse or when you leave the lip and just know you are going to eat shit in a bad way
Oct 5 2006 4:31PM
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Peter.
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yeah worst is when you finally suck up the nerve to hit a big jump, and then in mid air you are like "fuck, im not gonna make it"
Oct 5 2006 4:34PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
hahaha ball sting. thats good.
Oct 6 2006 2:08PM
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BCKicker540
Posts: 1283 - Karma: 11
i thought that you somehow managed to actually burn your scrotum, like with a lighter
Oct 6 2006 2:12PM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
i am going to start wearing tighty whities now because of this condition.
i am sick and tired of that shit.
Oct 6 2006 2:16PM
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Holte
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the worst is on BC booters when you land in heavy crud and snow sprays off your tips and hits you in the nuts. Damn flying death cookies.
Oct 6 2006 2:39PM
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BurgRider
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17
Oh no shit are you talking about how it feels like your nuts are being ripped from you after a hard landing? I hate that so much
Oct 6 2006 2:54PM
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japie99
Posts: 2128 - Karma: 20
Ahh shit falling from ur bike on ur nuts. Worst feeling ever
Oct 6 2006 3:03PM
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ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
never gotten it skiing, and have over hit the knuckle many a time, but 2 weeks ago i was fairly bombed and i started to jump on a tramp, ahh by nuts hurt so badly
Oct 6 2006 3:22PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
lucky bastard. how do you do it.
Oct 7 2006 11:18AM
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Tapes
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 7
yea i got once when i overclered a huge jump. it felt like someone smashed my balls with a hammer. i couldnt even ski after that. i just lied on ground for half hours.
Oct 7 2006 11:42AM
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andrewg
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that musta been uncomftorable
Oct 7 2006 11:52AM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
yeah it always happens when i case a jump
Oct 7 2006 11:54AM
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GingerKid08
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 13
I wear compression shorts skiing just for this reason.
Oct 7 2006 2:19PM
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