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If you had to eat someone to stay alive...
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..which part of the body would you eat?
They say nearly everybody says they'd eat some part of the leg, which is what I said when I was asked this.
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yeah thats what i thought of first
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Probably their thigh. But only if they were already dead. And I had some barbecue sauce and a barbecue.
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thats a really wierd question but id have to say a partof the forarm or something
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If you were nice you could do it Hannibal style and eat their brain because there are no pain receptors in it.
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I had a girl say that she'd eat their arm because it wouldn't affect their life as much as a leg. I mean, you're thinking about someone you're eating.
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well considering the situation we'd have to be in for me to eat someone its kinda evident that if i cut off their leg theyd die because lack of hospitals so id go all out and fricken cut out the tenderloins and abs.
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Ass, it's the biggest muscle in the body. but only if it was a chick, that was hot. otherwise, a leg or rib
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Definently the leg, what a strange question.
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the Placenta is a delicousy in some countries.
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just got straight for the brains
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in that one movie they eat the ass
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I would eat the thigh. Most people store a large amount of subcutaneous fat in the ass and thighs which has a high energy concentration aswell as stored fat soluble vitamines. They also have well developped muscles which are about 20% protein and 80% water containing dissolved glycogen. So the thigh would both supply ample energy in the form of fat and most impotantly water but you would have to eat them raw...
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Probably the leg, although ribs would be delicious.
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I would go for the leg but i hear the fingers are good to because of the bone marrow and its farily easy to get at.
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this is so morbid. i guess thighs (as someone already pointed out) is the smartest choice. maybe their love handles? ....se7en....
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well i was going to say arm at first, but you just convinced me to go for the thigh. although i'd hope the person was dead
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Yummy down on this! ahaha dont ask, but yah if they were dead, i'd eat anything.. except male genetals, no matter how dead they are, i would never to that to a guy... but then again i'm not starving right now, so ask me when i'm starving and the only source of food is another person
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im going to make that a game time decesion
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thigh, unless they were like mad fat and it was like jiggling and shit. then i dont know what i would do
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I wouldn't ever be in the position where I had to eat sombody
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the penis duhhhh, grilled and u got soem good sausage
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leg
thigh
breast
wiiiiiing
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alright i guess i forgot to mention that the person that you'd be eating is dead, so don't worry about how it would effect them.
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probably.. a boob or something.
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How could you sit there and just take a bite out of sombodys boob.
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thats just callories...you need some protein in that too.
id say.......a nice big chunk out of the stomach. there you get some protein from the abs and some calories from the fat lining!
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the arm if its not to muscular
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the calf muscle. So meaty.. it's just straight up chicken leg style.
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like on heros where the guy is going around freezing people and stealing their brains
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what the heck is a side boob.
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definitely not legs or lower back, they get used too much so the meat would be tough. maybe chest or neck
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