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Why are farts so smelly in ski clothes?

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SNOWMOWER
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do u know???????
Oct 2 2006 12:31AM
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snocompton
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i farted mid air once and overshot the jump. it sucked.
Oct 2 2006 12:32AM
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TWoods
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Ski clothes don't let hot air out.
Oct 2 2006 12:34AM
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*rkp*
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thats nothing!   try farting in a 1-piece!  
Oct 2 2006 1:27AM
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FERREZZ
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farting in the shower is worse, no clothes to filter it
Oct 2 2006 1:47AM
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4ReeL_
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crowing this the most pointless thread of the week
Oct 2 2006 1:53AM
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thejackal1177
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^ seconded... but its because your ski cloth's keep the smeelly insulated just so u can smell it nice and good
Oct 2 2006 7:19AM
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thejackal1177
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Oct 2 2006 7:39AM
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thejackal1177
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Oct 2 2006 7:41AM
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chapz
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the worst is when you on the chairlift, and then you fart, it stays with you for the rest of the day
Oct 2 2006 9:55AM
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Lax_Bro40
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ebcause it cant find its way outta r baggy clothes
Oct 2 2006 10:04AM
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DENALI44
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sharting is the worst
Oct 2 2006 10:07AM
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Pipe_Munky
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because you're hungover from the night before



Oct 2 2006 11:06AM
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juanborlando
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haha i know someone who overrotated a backflip and he landed on his butt, it instantly pooped his pants. no lie.
Oct 2 2006 11:08AM
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CEDARIMAGE
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farts are and if you go to a mexican restarant the smell just stays on your jacket all season
Oct 2 2006 11:11AM
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ski_cartel
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ding ding ding, thats the winner right there
Oct 2 2006 11:12AM
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CEDARIMAGE
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hahaha omg
Oct 2 2006 11:15AM
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mwaah
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i once pooped my pants in a mogul course, during my run in a competition. landed on my back on the second jump, and it just exploded. it sucked.
Oct 2 2006 12:26PM
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