Replying to Utah is only good for skiing

i just moved here in may, and i just didnt believe how bad it would be, people told me.

some friends came to visit and we went to one of the only two bars in provo (sucky bar anyway), i had two beers and played pool for a couple hours. we get out and walk to the car i drive out past at least 4 cop cars, and at the first stop light i get pulled over for no reason, by not one but two cop cars.

sure enough they made me take all of the stupid sobriety tests which i dominated, i mean im a 200 pound 22 year old man, i can handle two beers (not even full strength beers, stupid utah)in a few hours. but no, i got treated like a complete criminal for having two beers. anyways, the guy says hes not sure i should drive and he wants to make sure.

calls his buddy who has a breathalizer, he comes over and hes like uhh did i do it right? do i have to push some button? he looks all dissapointed. nope the other cop says, thats it. i blew a .001 something. hes like well i guess your fine, and makes sure i get back in my car ok. he acted all dissapointed he couldnt cuff me for drinking beer.

this place sucks sometimes,i hate it when people judge me for having 2 beers with my friends.