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How do i grow a beard

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Hellogoodbye
Posts: 47 - Karma: 10
i wanna get a beard lik thiz:

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but all i can get is thiz:

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any tipz?
Oct 1 2006 4:33PM
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Conker
Posts: 1379 - Karma: 6
jump off a bridge?
Oct 1 2006 4:34PM
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Pisces
Posts: 905 - Karma: 13
Hellogoodbye
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[b]Lame[/b]
Oct 1 2006
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Oct 1 2006 4:35PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300

haha. use this..

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Oct 1 2006 4:35PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
yes jump off of a bridge
Oct 1 2006 4:35PM
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Pisces
Posts: 905 - Karma: 13
Hellogoodbye
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Lame
Oct 1 2006
4:33:20
Oct 1 2006 4:35PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
oatmeal. you take that oatmeal and spread over exactly where u want hair to grow. after that cover it in molasses. don't believe me? i once fell in an oatmeal and molasses pit and now i have the hairiest ass in the world
Oct 1 2006 4:37PM
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BIG-DADDY-BLACK
Posts: 234 - Karma: 10
if you fill up a shot glass of semen

and drink it once a week

you will grow more facial hair

my friend did it for 4 weeks

he has a mustache now

but it has to be your friends cum

not your own

Oct 1 2006 4:37PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
old your breath, put a lot of pressure on your cheeks and chin. the hair will be forced out.
Oct 1 2006 4:38PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
you dont want to look like that
Oct 1 2006 4:38PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
actually i hear if you just wack it adn bust a load all over your own face it works well
Oct 1 2006 4:41PM
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FuckThePolice
Posts: 2088 - Karma: 17
hahahahahahhahahahahah oh my god
Oct 1 2006 4:41PM
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my_ar5_steeze
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 99
be a man
Oct 1 2006 4:43PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
put

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plus

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on your face



you'll fool everyone
Oct 1 2006 4:53PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
hahahahaha
Oct 1 2006 4:54PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
Do the drinking semen thing, it works so well. I had a full beard in 2 months. I took a shot of semen every week and it worked.
Oct 1 2006 4:54PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
i hear shaving against the grain makes it grow a little better
Oct 1 2006 4:58PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
close your eyes really tight and push like you're taking a shit, do that for 2 hours a night for two weeks, and hair will eventually get pushed out through your face
Oct 1 2006 5:01PM
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gravity13
Posts: 538 - Karma: 11
hah what you want to grow is a beard
but what you have is a pube-stash
Oct 1 2006 5:04PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
fuckin shave dude, it looks like you have pubes on your face
Oct 1 2006 5:10PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
genius
Oct 1 2006 5:15PM
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JaphyRyder
Posts: 1766 - Karma: 113
go through puberty
Oct 1 2006 5:18PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
first step is growing testes
Oct 1 2006 5:18PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
pube stash
Oct 1 2006 6:45PM
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dowalibeast
Posts: 3339 - Karma: 207
and you'll get hemmroids (sp)
Oct 1 2006 7:52PM
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JaphyRyder
Posts: 1766 - Karma: 113
or use the technique in jackass 2
Oct 1 2006 8:04PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
DIRT LIP
Oct 1 2006 8:11PM
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TMswitch06
Posts: 987 - Karma: 11
yes very good call. if you havent seen it, ,just get all your buddies to shave their pubes then get a strong adhesive and put em on your face, works great
Oct 1 2006 8:16PM
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niels.
Posts: 1282 - Karma: 14
why would you even want a beard? i heard a rumor dirt stahces are going to be the shit this year. like midget porn
Oct 1 2006 8:17PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
its looks like you are a kid toucher
Oct 1 2006 8:26PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
dont forget the crabs
Oct 1 2006 8:42PM
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Star_F*cker
Posts: 565 - Karma: 10
cut off your pubes and glue em to you chin?
Oct 1 2006 8:45PM
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lyndon
Posts: 7266 - Karma: 128
wtf? he has 13 more posts than you do? Shut up Newb.
Oct 1 2006 8:46PM
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freeskier08
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
hahahha the glue and coffe thing was funny as hell
Oct 1 2006 9:14PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
hahah yeah he owns you you tool.
Oct 1 2006 9:17PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
puberty
Oct 1 2006 10:03PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
so youre a newb man, thats worse.

and yeah somepeople just dont have facial hair in certian places. thats why you cant get a full beard
Oct 1 2006 10:09PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
owned
Oct 1 2006 10:12PM
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stinkypoodangle
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 33
do it like they do on jackass, get all your friends pubes and glue em to your face.
Oct 1 2006 10:22PM
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BurgRider
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17
give yourself an abe lincoln finish
Oct 1 2006 10:23PM
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Potatoes
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 14
HAHAHAHAH
Oct 1 2006 10:25PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
dude seriously if you have to ask... just... i dont even know what to say... give up on life or something.. thats sad
Oct 2 2006 2:27AM
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Swick825
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 11
chane your name from hellogoodbye to douchebag, and then jump off a cliff.
Oct 2 2006 2:30AM
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
thats the sketchiest mexi stash ive seen in awhile, congrats!
Oct 2 2006 2:48AM
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reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
shut up newb



oh and yea doesnt take much talent to grow a beard i would have thought it is pretty easy thing do do providing u have "matured"

but it looks like from the picture that all u have is bum fluff

u could try clueing hair on ur face
Oct 2 2006 3:03AM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
hahahahaha
Oct 2 2006 3:44AM
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Andre.B
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 155
i grew a goatie on my chinigan in the holis and my school made me shave it off! its redic!
Oct 2 2006 4:35AM
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720laxskier
Posts: 2428 - Karma: 5
hit puberty?
Oct 2 2006 10:09AM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
i have mad dope sideburns
Oct 4 2006 1:47PM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
i bet i could prolly grow a beard in a week, its cuz im a jew, we are known for facial hair
Oct 4 2006 1:48PM
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