Replying to Bad Roommates

Rant it up.

I don't really have a roommate, just someone I share a bathroom with who is killing me. First and worst, he makes a disgusting mess of the toilet. When he's not peeing on the floor, he leaves the seat down and drips all over the front of it so that I have to clean the seat every time I go to use it.

To add to this, he leaves shit all over the place. He eats something in there and there are crumbs all over the floor. Next up, every time he pees he lets out a huge fart. This is more funny than gross, but still distracting since the toilet is right next to my door.

After that, he's east indian and eats of lot of very strong smelling indian food that wafts into my room.

He's noisy, too, and doesn't come home til around 12:30am at which time I'm in bed because I have 8:30am class so at 12:30 I hear him whistling, shaking his keys, opening his door, slamming his door, singing, then he slams the door into the bathroom, farts while peeing, sings some more, takes a shower, horks lugies loudly, drops things in the shower, get outs, sings some more, farts again, slams the bathroom door and turns up his music and sings some more.

Needless to say, I'm not coming back to dorms next semester.