girls and the use of my bathroom

why is it that girls feel the need to pee, then flush, then wipe? ya know...i know a girl peed, i don't care, so you don't need to pee, flush, then wipe. that little piece of toilet paper is not a turn on so why is it that girls pee, then flush, then wipe. i mean come on...every guy enjoys destroying a soaked piece of toilet paper w/how hard he can force it out and then show his buddies, but is the whole girl rearrangement of the pee process necessary??? you don't see me shitting, flushing, then wiping my ass do you?
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