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girls and the use of my bathroom
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why is it that girls feel the need to pee, then flush, then wipe? ya know...i know a girl peed, i don't care, so you don't need to pee, flush, then wipe. that little piece of toilet paper is not a turn on so why is it that girls pee, then flush, then wipe. i mean come on...every guy enjoys destroying a soaked piece of toilet paper w/how hard he can force it out and then show his buddies, but is the whole girl rearrangement of the pee process necessary??? you don't see me shitting, flushing, then wiping my ass do you?
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fuck flushing, leave some floaters
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What girls do that? That makes no sense, none at all. I've always been a pee, wipe, flush kind of girl myself. I guess maybe if after they got up and realized they sprinkled or something, then maybe that would explain the extra TP.
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this thread should churn out some wonderful quotes.
but seriously, girls always do this shit, they get all pissed off when you leave the damn seat up but they they go leaving a little piece of pee soaked toilet paper in there everytime
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i like to think that girls dont go to the bathroom. they just put on makeup in there. dont ruin this for me.
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oh adam, you sillyness.
there are lots of nice toilet papers though. the best is cottonelle or something my grandmother gets
in france, you have to pay/tip old ladies and stuff to go into the bathroom and use it. they give you pink toilet paper it's weird.
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Excuse me? Girls do this? I have never done that. What the hell is the point of that? Girls are retarded... at least the ones you seem to know.
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do some get a dog to lick?
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hahahaha...wtf adam. who the hell does this?
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do you know of any girls that whipe from the back....
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*panting* girls don't go to the bathroom....girls dont go to the bathroom...girls do'nt go to the bathroom ::Shudder:: girls do'nt go to the bathroom....
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no, girls go to the bathroom, but they just don't shit. hahahahahha, some girl told me that she doesn't when i was in 7th grade
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riiiight...
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it's true... i fear the day a girl comes out of the bathroom in my basement saying 'i just dropped a huge log, you might not want to go in there for a few hours'
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why,how does it differ from guys takin a shit? you sit down and ploop,how can it be any grosser than us
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because girls dont put their dicks in our asses
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and thank god to that,but what about gays eh?? eh eh did you think of that?? i cant believe i just did,whats wrong with me!
'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
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im sorry bt for all we know your icon could be 2 guys....and lets not speak of lagwagon again in this thread...we'll speculate he sits,pees,flushed,wipes,and then gets it in the ass
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do u watch chicks peeing to kno this routine or something?
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wth r u talking about sicko....i have cameras everywhere
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
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hahhahah toilet cams,
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this one time...i hid one in the toilet , and this bitch started squiggle wiggling around and shat right on my lens..wasnt cool..i had a live feed on the internet for it and everything
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
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that sucks when that happens man,especially when its a huge bitch who forces out a 10lb log,a big chunker dropped a huge one and it broke my camera,she ended up gettin electricuted and fried to death,but we had meat for a year so it worked out just fine
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thats always a plus but as a sidenote..a few months ago i took a foot and a half long shit...if i had my camera i wouldve put it on www.ratemypoo.com
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
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ratemypoo.com is a stinky site
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www.ratemypussy.com is also a smelly site
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
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theres a ratemypussy?
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yes
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
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ahaha im gonna check it out
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hehehehehehe.....
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
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your shittin me arent you
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no..its now a porn site called ratemenude.com but they used to have www.ratemypussy.com but it was for cats
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
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he called the shit poop!
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ya ratemenude
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maybe it's just your weird roomates adam
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girls do poop- it is just heart shaped and smells like flowers- and it appears there.
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when i was little i would pretend i was shooting a laser gun at the bubbles and the bubbles were little houses. Then after my 'laser' ran out I would nuke them by flushing the toilet.
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i used to try and fill the entire toilet with bubbles but it was always impossible because wherever i peed it popped the bubbles.
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girls takin a pee! arousing, id like to see that, do they take poos too?
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hahaha, i used to shoot the bubbles too, id try to get all the bubbles, and when i walked in on a floater i pretended i was luke skywalker destroying the death star or somthin like that, never sucessfully broke one in half tho
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teh worst female related bathroom story I have is finding a used feminine product floating in the toilet.(it was that time of month) still freaks me out to think about it.
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I don't understand...why would any girl pee, flush then wipe? I've always peed (or poo'd), wiped then flushed. You must know some retarded girls. And yes, girls such as myself do burp, fart and poop. I've even won burping contests against guys...I don't understand why you don't think girls do any of those things...
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quoting mc conkey, 'girls arnt supposed to fart, theyre supposed to smell nice and be all sexy'
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well, I've been told that my burps smell good.
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sara if I EVER SEE ANOTHER GIRL WRITE ' I POO' i'll...i'll...shove a pole down my throat. with the basket still on.
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It was probbaly a giant poo, and then it couldnt all flush so some floaties were left.
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One year on ski bus, and I think I was in about 3rd grade, my friend went into the bathroom on the bus, and this kid that went after her went and looked into the toilet and nearly passed out cuz my friend layed the largest, stinkiest poo this 1st grader has ever seen in his life.
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