Replying to Dave Matthews: The Next Grateful Dead

one day, i decided to be a little nerdy and opened the newspaper
and to my shock there was a whole article on dmb...now some completely wacked out 67 year old man wrote this and in his 'professional' opinion, dmb is the next grateful dead...now, i have my opinion on this, but what do you guys think of it?

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