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I wet my bed

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BIG-DADDY-BLACK
Posts: 234 - Karma: 10
last night

i was having a dream about snorkeling with jared from subway

and he was shot by a stingray with a gun

and then i got scared

so i woke up

and there was pee everywhere

i screamed

and my mom came in and laughed at me
Sep 29 2006 10:26AM
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Ghst
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yay for frankenberry! hip-hip hooray! hip-hip hooray! hip-hip hooray!
Sep 29 2006 10:28AM
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skiierman
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Aw don't worry about that, I just did the other night when I passed out drunk in my bed.
Sep 29 2006 10:37AM
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steeplechamp
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Don't pee in your dreams!
Sep 29 2006 10:54AM
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duhamelski
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damn your dreams are interesting
Sep 29 2006 11:35AM
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BeerGoggles
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Im more disturbed by the fact that you dream about Jared
Sep 29 2006 11:57AM
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Von
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When i was little i would wet the bed sometimes, but then i relized that i only wet the bed when i was peeing in my dreams, so if i have to go in my dream it means i have to go in real life so i wake myself up.
Sep 29 2006 12:04PM
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beezey
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i hope no one ever tries to desifer your dreams, because it sounds like you should go on a diet but keep it quite then your friends or stingrays will shoot you because you have cancer.
Sep 29 2006 1:16PM
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dorikin
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word.
Sep 29 2006 1:29PM
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freeskier08
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one time i had a dream i was swimming in the ocean with pam anderson then i woke up with sea foam all over me.
Sep 29 2006 1:34PM
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madtownfreestyle
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yea dont even worry about that...happens to me all the time
Sep 29 2006 2:58PM
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hartig
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i dont have dreams (or remember them when i wake up, whatever)
Sep 29 2006 3:10PM
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newschooler7
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yea. i remember like one dream a month. and then forget it.
Sep 29 2006 3:13PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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wow, you have weird ass dreams
Sep 29 2006 3:35PM
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madfree
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Thats the best dream ever

Sep 29 2006 3:37PM
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XXL_Steeze
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If you want to hear a weird dream, peep this:
I dreamt that I sat on bus with a girl who I know, and suddenly she sat there naked with a huge razor shaving her "below the belt spot", and it all seemed so real, and then I woke up like wtf? where am I?
Sep 29 2006 3:40PM
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chapz
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yeah i wish i would remember mine, theyre so fucked up sometimes
Sep 29 2006 5:52PM
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DJPaulyVee
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hehe
Sep 29 2006 5:55PM
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manabadman
Posts: 615 - Karma: 255
wow i have dreams about naked women and i wake up all sticky
Sep 29 2006 5:59PM
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Peter.
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yeah, i used to all the time
Sep 29 2006 6:05PM
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skiatgore69
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i seriously fuckin hate frankenberry
Sep 29 2006 6:38PM
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396222687862
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was that an attempt to say that your franken berry? or is it just me.?
Sep 29 2006 9:01PM
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garettnorthey
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 173
Well how do you know they are fucked up if you can't remember them?
Sep 29 2006 9:36PM
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skiatgore69
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just you. what the fuck r u talking about?
Sep 29 2006 9:37PM
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010
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i ALWAYS remember them right when i wake up because for the first minute or so that im awake, im trying to figure out why whatever i dreamt about happened, only to realize that it was only a dream. and no matter how much i think about it, i always forget it completely by breakfast. thats why i write them down. also, because im trying to experiment with lucid dreaming.
Sep 29 2006 9:44PM
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Andre.B
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haha i had a dream a few nights ago and i was makeing this awsome sandwitch, and all i wanted to do is eat it, but i woke up and never got to taste it! it shit me
Sep 29 2006 11:00PM
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sn0wbl0w
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whats wrong with you?
Sep 29 2006 11:03PM
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garrett.
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dude that heppeneds ot me
Sep 29 2006 11:36PM
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leckett1
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haha yea me too. it would always be me looking for somewhere to piss and id feel the pain and then when i found a urinal with a glowing halo id just let er flow and then i wake up all sad
Sep 29 2006 11:37PM
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Desjardins
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hahhahahahaha, i love when i have dreams with retarded celebritys
Sep 29 2006 11:39PM
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Mat.
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sounds like something you would do ya fucking faggot.

and ghst
your icon is soooo sick.
Sep 30 2006 12:30AM
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StealthSteez
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haha my names jared :P
Sep 30 2006 12:37AM
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Sashac
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oh Frank, you're so cute!!
Sep 30 2006 12:37AM
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Lé.Skiing
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dude, i fuckin passed out in a chair last night.
Sep 30 2006 1:11AM
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ski_cartel
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wow, id otn know wether i should make fun og you or feel bad for you
Sep 30 2006 1:14AM
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timofysmif
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frank the tank frank the tank
Sep 30 2006 2:12AM
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BIG-DADDY-BLACK
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omg i'm skatigore69

i like buttsex
Sep 30 2006 2:34AM
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vermontsteez
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how can you wake yourself up?
Sep 30 2006 9:18AM
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