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You better be fucking kidding (funny story)

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duhamelski
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yesterday at soccer my coach tells me to show up to school early the next day and report directly to him. i was like whatever its probably nothing. so i go to school early and go to his office this morning and he is acting super pissed. next thing i know the dean of students walks in and sits down. i was really confused. my coach said the words "im gonna be direct and if i sound strict its cuz im pissed." apparently my librarian made a fuss about how i was sexually harrassing her yesterday and complained to the dean of students. how my coach got pulled in is a mystery to me. the librarian got pissed when i started calling her cutie and giving her air kisses and licking my lips at her. she just got married and had a baby. so now im in trouble for sexual harrassment against my librarian. it just doesnt get better than that
Sep 28 2006 11:02PM
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freeridinskier
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hahaha

seriously that sucks dude
Sep 28 2006 11:04PM
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WONTON
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LOL!
Sep 28 2006 11:04PM
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cofreeskier
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haha that sucks but its still funny
Sep 28 2006 11:04PM
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Pritch
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LMFAO ahahahahaha....wow ..good job tho going for the older ladies..haha
Sep 28 2006 11:05PM
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robbieA
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haha...i love how people over exaggertate such stupid shit
Sep 28 2006 11:11PM
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KillerMonkey
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so is she hot
Sep 28 2006 11:14PM
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Pritch
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key question...verrrrry key
Sep 28 2006 11:15PM
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duhamelski
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shes a librarian what do you think. that was part of the joke
Sep 28 2006 11:17PM
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wh@t
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AO-fuckin-L keyword, key.
Sep 28 2006 11:18PM
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Pritch
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ya.......?
Sep 28 2006 11:19PM
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Myke
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that is fucking hilarious shit
Sep 28 2006 11:21PM
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poor@$$skibum
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MILF HUNTER!!!, I give you props even though its harassment, cause thats the most fucking rediculous thing ive ever heard of doing to a librarian.
Sep 28 2006 11:31PM
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ThaLorax
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how the hell do you always get into this kind of shit dude?
Sep 28 2006 11:52PM
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duhamelski
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that is what my mom said when i told her
Sep 29 2006 12:13AM
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edmonton_skier
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hahahaha why did do all that anyways?
Sep 29 2006 12:26AM
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ECfreeski3
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hahaha nice move
Sep 29 2006 12:56AM
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a-g-b
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I had a teacher with flesh eating disease
Sep 29 2006 2:03AM
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Paul-o-Rama
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but shes younger than thirty though john
Sep 29 2006 2:06AM
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Paul-o-Rama
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Click for larger image first row, third from left
Sep 29 2006 2:13AM
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Sashac
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My librarian is a 55 year old, balding man.
Kind of kills the stereotype for me.
Sep 29 2006 2:37AM
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hartig
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haha, good story
Sep 29 2006 9:08AM
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Mod
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If I was her I would be flatterd.
Sep 29 2006 9:11AM
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Badfish2
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that's a pretty funny story, for us at least.
Sep 29 2006 9:31AM
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Collgan
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My Dad had flesh eating disease
Sep 29 2006 11:51AM
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alpineplease
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that is striaght hyphy bay area too $hort status
Sep 29 2006 12:22PM
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flyinghighagain
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hahaha thats fuckin f'n grreat
Sep 29 2006 1:03PM
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madtownfreestyle
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thats odd...mine always just winks and blows kisses back
Sep 29 2006 3:01PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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you had better be from the yay or else ima kick your ass
Sep 29 2006 3:25PM
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duhamelski
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paul shut up
Sep 29 2006 3:27PM
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tBatt
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o yeah? im gettin a refferal for "skipping class" casue i got in the room 45 seconds after the teacher coming from the auditorium
Sep 29 2006 3:34PM
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oops
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haha that is amazing.

probably not the smartest thing you've ever done, though.
Sep 29 2006 5:04PM
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skiierman
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Mine was a natzi and used to run out of the room to get the principle when people would defy her. By run, I mean she would literally sprint out that door like a nigger that just stole my bike.
Sep 29 2006 5:40PM
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ThaLorax
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why don't you go into the tenderloin and repeat that?
Sep 29 2006 6:59PM
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jack_weisman
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something at my school happened similar to that. this kid was taking a picture of his finger which he put through his fly so it would look like a penis and then send it to some girl. very middle schoolish i know. so anyways he did it in spanish class and the teacher thought he was directing it towards her and he got 5 days suspension for sexual harasment. recently the same kid was caught fucking two different 9th graders at different times and apparntly they knew about each other and the reason people found out was because the condom broke, this kid is a senior in high school. in under one year he was able to get suspened for sexual harasment and get in a shit load of trouble because of the consent laws.
Sep 29 2006 7:29PM
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Laurence.
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haha that's just hilarous !
Sep 29 2006 7:40PM
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