Anyone wanna do my homework?

post the words so i can decide

i could do it, i need money for car

ill do it... for $$$

I've had to do two of those, it's easy. What are the words and def'ns.

here are the words:

hyperbole- rediculous, exaggeratedly comical

mesmerism - hypnotism, hypnotic appeal, intense fasination

incognito - one who is disguise or using a assumed name, disguised using a false name,

farcical - an obvious exxaggeration, made for effect, and not meant to be taken litterally.

cognizant - aware of or informed about something

discursive - ?

omniscent - knowing everything, having complete or infininte knowlege.

fortuitous - occuring by chance, accidental, fortunate.

ennui - discontent and listlessness froom lack of ocupation or intersts, boredom.

assimilate - to absorb and incorporate food or knowledge to absorbe a group into larger culture.

u have to have 8 sentences using 5 of those words

how much... i need to know if its gonna be worth it

depends if its shitty or good.

Tempting, even though I dont have paypal, but I already blew off 2 assigments in algebra this week...

ill do it for u. for 20 bucks.

Fautso was the first one to turn one into me, so im using his.

Theyre will be one next week and ill make another thread. thanks for the help guys.

damn it! i could have been asleep! i worked hard on this and even included "he put on his robe and wizard hat"

As the man entered the room, in an incognito state, he positioned himself in the center of the room. He called for his assistant to put on his robe and hat, and started to call out to the crowd in order to revoke the ennui that was lingering amongst the spectators. He swayed in all directions, as a feather in the wind would, calling out words in an absurd manner, not commonly heard in a regular conversation. He then climbed atop a platform, chained by the hands and feet, and jumped into a tank full of dark and merky water. Despite being conzignant about his own situation, the onlookers seemed to be in a state of mesmerism about what would happen to the man. As he trashed about in the water, the crowd gasped in a state of awe as to how the man was to free himself. After an ever long seeming two minutes, a fog gathered over the water, an unknown farcial to the people, and the water began to bubble. Immediately there was an enormous splash and the man shot out of the water like a cork out of a champagne bottle, and landed atop the platform, as he had started, free from the chains and gasping for air. The load roar flew over the crowd, as they applauded and shouted for escape artist and how was ever so omnicient in freeing himself in the face of death. For the remainder of the night, people watched the man with intensity as he performed trick after trick and over came death defying stunts multitudes of times. As the crow filed out, the only words spoken were about the magician and how he had such talent to perform such feats in front of the crowd.