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Michael Jackson.... Dead?!

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Mod
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https://webproxy.kaxy.com/b/aHR0cDovL3d3dy50aGVvbmlvbi5jb20vY29udGVudC9ub2RlLzMwOTQw

lol
Sep 27 2006 9:27AM
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Ghst
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I haven't read it yet but here's a faster link that one wouldn't load for me

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30940
Sep 27 2006 9:48AM
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Mod
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Oh yeah sorry, I'm in school so I need proxy's to get around.
Sep 27 2006 9:49AM
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thelazyboy
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i dont think a site name theonion.com is a legit source of information
Sep 27 2006 11:04AM
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skiierman
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Hmmmm... yup, neither of those work.
Sep 27 2006 11:12AM
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D-40
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the onion is probably the best resource for news you could find.  didnt you guys hear that aliens are schedualed to take over the earth next week
Sep 27 2006 11:13AM
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Sashac
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HOLY SHIT!! i hope i'm safe
Sep 27 2006 1:00PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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The Onion is about as credible as Fox News.
Sep 27 2006 1:42PM
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CooksCorner
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More bro, more.
Sep 27 2006 2:52PM
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almostaskier
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He speaks the truth!
Sep 27 2006 3:04PM
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mavric1298
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wow everyone here is clueless....the onion is a satire

its a joke, go read the old article called neck-belts and you'll understand, its all made up
Sep 27 2006 3:12PM
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leckett1
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haha wow if michael jackson died that would be front page news on every newspaper in north america. so i dont think thats true man...
Sep 27 2006 3:29PM
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sneather
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so .... back to the topic ..... is he dead or not? and wheres the proof?
Sep 27 2006 3:30PM
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sherpasrock
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go look at the link...The Onion. its a fake newspaper, well its real, and hillarious, but it puts fake stuff in it. for example, my favorite articles was "2 dead, 3 in critical condition after radioactive waste disposal employees have a 'casual friday'."
Sep 27 2006 3:43PM
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t-rent
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hopefully so he wont rape any kids
Sep 27 2006 4:04PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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hence my post.
Sep 27 2006 4:16PM
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Mat.
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he deffinatly didnt die.
Sep 27 2006 5:22PM
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BLKOUT
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it's about damn time!
Sep 27 2006 6:50PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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haah yep you fools
Sep 27 2006 7:41PM
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wdbo.
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the onion is a parody newspaper
Sep 27 2006 7:43PM
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garrett.
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oh boy all the little children can come out of their closets
Sep 27 2006 7:44PM
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FUUUCK
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we can only hope
Sep 27 2006 7:45PM
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dweezileast
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sasha, your posts are so deliciously sarcastic. and your knockers are just plain delicious
Sep 27 2006 8:04PM
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cofreeskier
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haha dude the onion is a fake paper-just for funny shit
Sep 27 2006 9:04PM
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