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The solution is obviously an ultimatum.
Okay, so what you need to do is start telling the administration and all the parents that since there's no rap and you can't dance the way you want, you're all just not going to go to the dance. Instead, everyone's just going to go find a seedy motel room, or, failing that, an alley, or, failing that, a bush, and fuck. For hours. In some cases, in large groups. And you're not going to use a condom, either. No, no one likes condoms, they're inconvenient and uncomfortable and hard to put on when you're tripping balls on shrooms, meth, and whatever other substances your inability to grind and listen to rap has driven you to. If you get someone pregnant, no problem, they'll have had so much sex they won't know whose kid it is anyway, so there's no responsibility to take! They can just get abortion after abortion, and all the problems will disappear. Make it absolutely plain that the alternative to risque dancing is unbridled fucking and sucking the likes of which has never been seen, that you will defile their daughters (and, if you're drunk enough, their sons; I don't think anything would scare the piss out of a conservative parent more than that) until they walk bow-legged or until they give you back your rap music and your grinding.
See what they say.
No seriously, I'm really interested to find out.
