A LIFESTYLE OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS IAN COSCO
is he the next big thing, is he worthy, is he a mianture version of The Rock 2006
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous Ian Cosco:
RF: What is life like being treated almost at or near the level of Justin Timberlake? At or near?
COSCO: Ma fucka I'm above that bitch now. He ain't shit.
RF: What is more fun, rails or jumps?
COSCO: Jumps to rails.
RF: Who is the best rail rider in the world right now? You can answer one for park, one for street, or one for both?
COSCO: Vanular, Vanular, Vanular, with a side of Ahmet Dadali. But I will never hit a rail with Tim D again, he gets all the shots.
RF: When you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror, due you kiss it?
COSCO: Obviously, how could I resist!
RF: What do you think Tim Durtschi is capable of in the skiing world?
COSCO: Walter, man...
RF: Are you bummed that Spriggs is in the ICER Air and you are not?
COSCO: Fuck ya! But I still stole his girl without lifting a finger. Hahaha gotcha bitch!
RF: Name ten backcountry tricks you are going to have in your upcoming segment with RAGE?
COSCO: In mind I have 3 different dubs, 4 different 7s, 2 different 10s, and 1 big 180/ zero spin.
RF: Choose one: ski only with Ashley Battersby for an entire season at Deer Valley and receive $25,000 or win the X Games slopestyle and absolutely no skiing with Ashley.
COSCO: I'll take the 25 G's and the A bomb.
RF: Describe the expression on your face when you roll your new sled for the first time?
COSCO: I'll be laughing cuz you'll have to help me flip it over.
RF: Is it true that the letters "I" "A" "N" are completely worn out on your laptop?
COSCO: Ya, I had to get them titanium reinforced because I love myself so much. I also covered my walls in posters of my face. I'm gonna get wallpaper soon.
RF: How does one feel when Witt Foster cuts your legs out from underneath you while runninng towards 3rd base playing kickball?
COSCO: That fucker almost blew my knee! THAT WOULDA BEEN A RUN! Whatever we won anyways.
RF: Do believe Witt is from a different planet where people are happier?
COSCO: If by happier you mean gayer, then definatley, Gwen Stefani (no doubt).
RF: Would you claim a 450 onto a street set up after you stomped it?
COSCO: I'd just ride away looking like a baller.
RF: Name three parts of the skiing industry that you would change?
COSCO: Money, sponsors, drama.
RF: Name three parts of your Myspace page that you would change?
COSCO: Shit that's a toughy. I'd probably take Witt of my top friends and put Tom up, then switch up my background, and put a new default picture up.
RF: If Tom from Myspace offered you a six-figure full time job designing pages for new users, would you take it?
COSCO:I wouldn't want to put business in front of Tom's and my relationship.
RF: If you were choking to near death from making the best powder turn of your life, do you think there would be a point that you would say to yourself, "chill man, your dying from choking on powder, it's not so bad."
COSCO: Yes indeed.
Words to those who make it possible for you to ski...any, hmmmmm?
Rage crew, the spancers, la familia, Gen X for keeping me ballin, and everyone else.
