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Crazy bitch doing crazy shit
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yesterday I spent the whole day at the beach with my girlfriend so when I got home I went to sleep pretty early. at 10:20 I was asleep when this crazy bitch neighbour of mine who is in love with me comes in (without knocking) and jumps on me while
im asleep. I wake up pissed and ask her to leave. she tries to kiss,hug me,and lay in bed with me and I smell vodka, tequila, rum and every other alchohol imaginable to man coming out of her mouth. after 15 minutes of me telling her to leave I tell her ill watch one episode of a TV show with her if she leaves me alone. she tells me to go fuck myself and storms out mad, triping over the couch than almost slaming into my TV.
an hour later im on the phone with my girl and im telling her about what just happened and the girl comes back with red poofy eyes showing that she had been crying. she orders me to hang up the phone and come with her. I tell her no and she insists. my girl on the phone is telling me to tell her to fuck off (I dont because I dont like to tell angry, drunk, crazy people who have access to knives and who know where I live to fuck off). She grabs me and starts pulling me. I get up and tell her ill bring her back to her place so i do that. she falls down from being drunk 2 times and then has a problem opening her door with her key. she stumbles back and slams into the door behind her 2 neighbours come out to see whats going on and shes screaming at the key for not opening the door. after helping her open the door and making sure shes inside I tell her goodbye she calls me an asshole and closes the door. I go back to my place.
the whole time my girl was on the phone telling me I should smack her and tell her to fuck off. at the end my girl was mad because I didnt do that.
I told that girl to leave me alone and thats the last time I talked to her.
one day shes going to snap and kill someone and I think my name is at the top or maybe the only name on the list of people she is most likely to kill
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wow...fucking crazy, she just randomly breaks into your house?
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dude does a day go by that crazy shit doesnt happen to you?
didnt you hook up with a girl whos husband was in prison then came looking for you?
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so um. did you give her a spare key, or are you just to lazy to lock your doors.
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hahah she is crazy, lock your door or get a hiding place so she cant find you
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Man, I had a chick find her way into my room from a town 30 minutes away at 5am after I went to a bar in that town that night. She got a ride with my friend who was trying to get with her friend.. so he led her to my house so he could score with her friend... she was kinda cute. I entertained the thought, then threw her out... cause honestly, that was fucked up.
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mmm yea sorry bud, gonna have to call bullshit on the whole thing. you dont even have a gf, ur myspace says ur single
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to answer some questions:
- I have 2 roomates one of which doesnt have a key so we leave the door unlocked in case he needs to come in. plus we live in a building with a door at the bottom and a security guard (the crazy bitch lives in this building) were getting new keys today though so itl be fixed.
- She is definitly NOT hot. like 250 pounds not hot
- Yeah since I got to LA a bunch of crazy shit has happened to me. but the husband that got out of jail didnt come looking for me, we just bumped into each other at a party and knew who I was.
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where in LA are you at?
sounds like the valley from your stories, haha.
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downtown LA. they have a bunch of new lofts down here
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thats a pity nothing better then a hot chick whos crazy about you
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see what premature ejaculations ends in.
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