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Faking sick

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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
I don't do it that often but when I do I gots to make it good. Like I'm pretty sure I could win some Oscar's. But I'm starting to run out of ideas, does anyone have any good ideas or stories?
Sep 24 2006 10:24PM
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ECgoggletan
Posts: 254 - Karma: 10
say you have a stomach ache and a headache
aka a migrane which medicine doesnt fix
it always worked for me
Sep 24 2006 10:29PM
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16
tell them you have AIDS
Sep 24 2006 10:33PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
Why are you faking sick anyways? So mommy will let you skip your math class?
Sep 25 2006 12:08AM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
smoke a bowl and use the excuse of being sick to acting high around ur parents
Sep 25 2006 12:28AM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
Haha blam do that.. I usually just say I don't feel well, like I feel sick or I have a headache.. and then my mom leaves and I chill all day
Sep 25 2006 12:30AM
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mavric1298
Posts: 561 - Karma: 55
thank god for being in college and being able to not go to class when you don't want to

Sep 25 2006 12:45AM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
thank god that i can chose when to not go and when to go. Why go threw all that, just dont go to class. If I really want a day off I take it, in the end il have to make up the extra work later anyway
Sep 25 2006 1:01AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
thank god that I go to highschool and i don't have to try AT ALL to get good grades

hows your homework load, huh, hey, hows the homework, huh?
Sep 25 2006 1:33AM
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720laxskier
Posts: 2428 - Karma: 5
drink drano
Sep 25 2006 10:01AM
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canadianhotchik
Posts: 362 - Karma: 10
haha that's why it's nice to be a girl...you always have an escuse
Sep 25 2006 11:12AM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
During my senior year of highschool we could sign ourselves out for the day whenever we wanted, but you had to be 18.
Sep 25 2006 11:35AM
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CEDARIMAGE
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 257
the head ache always works and naustia
Sep 25 2006 11:59AM
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Pritch
Posts: 300 - Karma: 10
haha resort to ferris bueler day off...
Sep 26 2006 8:10AM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
say that you were sick the night before and got no sleep and you are dead tired and cant go to school and you still feel sick anyways. say you have a migrain. you can always add on some dressing like "i kept having to get up and pee every 15 minutes"
Sep 26 2006 4:04PM
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MrScruff
Posts: 575 - Karma: 10
Diarrohea is a good one, who's going to check?
Sep 26 2006 4:07PM
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skicraze123
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 12
just go to class don't be a little bitch... even if you fake sick what are you gonna do sit around playing games all day
Sep 26 2006 4:09PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
With that kind of logic you should be envious of the kids in elementary school.
Sep 26 2006 4:22PM
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andres3000
Posts: 911 - Karma: 9
i always go to school cus when i skip it sucks to make shit up. most teachers just say i can go sleep in the commons so its a win win situation but if you want ideas youll have to do ferris beuller its the best
Sep 26 2006 4:22PM
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Hctiws_iks
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 25
dude, faking sick works best with planning,
complain you are not feeling well the night before,
good to bed a lil early and then just look crappy in the morning. works like a charm.
Sep 26 2006 4:32PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
i pulled a ferris bueller once in the 8th grade. i was very disappointed when my day was composed of sitting around the house and watching tv instead of stealing my friend's dad's sick car and taking it for a spin in downtown chicago where i also was the lead performer in a parade. sigh..
Sep 26 2006 6:07PM
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thefilmerguy
Posts: 2847 - Karma: 55
ahhhhhhhh hahahahahahahah i wonder if anyone else got that
Sep 26 2006 6:51PM
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