Replying to Hahaha funniest thing i've seen in real life

so last night me and some friends come out of Jackass, which was hilarious, and we see some kids we know. we knew right way that they were completely baked especially one the them, josh, who was laying on the floor in the movie theatre. he wsa just completely gone, didnt have any sense of anything. so randomly someone says "cock" and hes like "whats a cock, i love cock?!". we were just laughing our asses off. so he sarts waling around telling everyone he loves cock. "i love cock!". he tells pretty much everyone outside the theatre and everyone walking out the theatre this. just runs up to them and says it. even to the old people too. evetually some guy walks up to him and is like "so whats going on?" cause he knows he fucked up. josh asks him what a cock is and the guy is pretty much laughing and tells him what it is. so josh proceeds to tell him that he loves cock. the guy just says "so your a pretty big faggit eh?" and josh just says yeah and goes on and on about how he loves cock. we were just sitting there laughing cause we couldnt stop him. when the guy finally had enough and started to walk away josh told him he didnt want to be queer anymore but only a lezbian. the guy just walked off and called the cops, i heard him decribing the kid to the cops. we left so we didnt see anything happen but my god that was the funniest shit ive ever seen. and i doubt anyone will read the whole thing.