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Hahaha funniest thing i've seen in real life
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so last night me and some friends come out of Jackass, which was hilarious, and we see some kids we know. we knew right way that they were completely baked especially one the them, josh, who was laying on the floor in the movie theatre. he wsa just completely gone, didnt have any sense of anything. so randomly someone says "cock" and hes like "whats a cock, i love cock?!". we were just laughing our asses off. so he sarts waling around telling everyone he loves cock. "i love cock!". he tells pretty much everyone outside the theatre and everyone walking out the theatre this. just runs up to them and says it. even to the old people too. evetually some guy walks up to him and is like "so whats going on?" cause he knows he fucked up. josh asks him what a cock is and the guy is pretty much laughing and tells him what it is. so josh proceeds to tell him that he loves cock. the guy just says "so your a pretty big faggit eh?" and josh just says yeah and goes on and on about how he loves cock. we were just sitting there laughing cause we couldnt stop him. when the guy finally had enough and started to walk away josh told him he didnt want to be queer anymore but only a lezbian. the guy just walked off and called the cops, i heard him decribing the kid to the cops. we left so we didnt see anything happen but my god that was the funniest shit ive ever seen. and i doubt anyone will read the whole thing.
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i read it all, sounds funny but a lot better in person
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i read the whole thing..i think it was one of those things wear its only funny if u were there
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i started to realize that when i was pretty much done writing it. i just figured to just post it since i had already spent the minute writing it. but yeah i guess it was one of those things where you had to be there, haa since its hard to imagine someone doing that to this proportion.
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if i was there, it woulda made it 100 times funnier, but i can just imagine how funny it musta been
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sounds really funny .. not so funny reading it though
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I can picture it, definitely had to be there though.
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probobly was awsome in person, you should cary around a camera so when u see other funney shit you can shar it with us!
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wow somethings wrong with you if you do something so fuckuing retarded when your baked
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what are you guys talking about? im cracking up reading it
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Alex Menke you are a faggot
i was that guy
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haha oh man, do you remember it? i just thought it was funny but did you get in any trouble?
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and josh i know you were just out of it, i didnt mean in any way that you actually meant any of it. so, sorry if your pissed that i posted this but i just thought it was funny.
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mods please delete this if you see it. i shouldnt have made this due to not wanting to get anyone in this story in trouble.
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^^^ this kid actually thought i was there... i told him i was the guy in the story what a tool
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Date Sent: September 24 2006 22:52:00 - (read)
menke --> GuerillaSteez...*
so are you angry at me? can i do anything to make this up? oh and just curious, how do you know me?
Date Sent: September 24 2006 22:49:10 - (not read)
GuerillaSteez...* --> menke
no i didn'y call the cops i was calling my boys up to come stomp that little faggot, him and his friends didn't even put up a fight, we fucked them up gooood
Date Sent: September 24 2006 22:48:11 - (read)
menke --> GuerillaSteez...*
are you going to get him in trouble? i wouldn't know what to tell josh and never expected this to tie together.
Date Sent: September 24 2006 22:45:34 - (read)
menke --> GuerillaSteez...*
oh, sorry. were you really calling the cops because my friends were telling me you were and did the kid get in trouble? sorry, i dont know what to say.
Date Sent: September 24 2006 22:42:38 - (not read)
GuerillaSteez...* --> menke
the guy
Date Sent: September 24 2006 22:41:53 - (read)
menke --> GuerillaSteez...*
the kid josh or the guy that i thought was calling the cops?
Date Sent: September 24 2006 22:39:34 - (not read)
GuerillaSteez...* --> menke
no no no,
im the GUY in the story
Date Sent: September 24 2006 22:38:22 - (read)
menke --> GuerillaSteez...*
sorry about posting that, i just thought it was funny, and i know you were out of it. i've posted funny stories of myself trippin too. wasnt trying to make you look dumb. people do dumb things when theyre high. sorry man.
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can't beat this; My friend and his brother are on the roof, getting down a tennis ball.
My friend slips and falls, and breaks his arm.
His brother makes a grab for him as he falls to try to catch him, but loses his balance, lnds on my mate, and breaks his other arm.
Hilarity!!
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you actually believe him....
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