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Better thna cock blockers
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well whoever made the cockblockers thread had a crappy night. its my turn to talk about my very fun night.
so it started oout with me boning my girlfriend before we went to pick up some friends from the a football game. then after getting friends we go to another persons house. we turn it into party central. get some pong goin, call up more friends. now weve got tons of people goin at it in pong, like 5 drunken makeouts in the kitchen, and another 20 people well on their way to being wasted. so my girlfriend thinks we need to bone again. i figured in and out 30 minutes and back to partying. damn i was wrong. 3 and a half hours later im beat. and nothings happening. now i am not lieing here.... but she got tighter as the night went on, the magic vagina! so we did every position, finally we were done. i passed out, my friend OD's on some pills, go to the hospital stay up another 30 hours. sleep on the floor of the ICU visitors room. whata night!
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hahaha there was a party at my house last night.
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i had a sick night as well but some friends got into alot of trouble
it started at 730 with a pong tourney which my bro and i won
then went to try to pick up bud at 1100. keep in mind curfew in my town is 1100 and its enforced hardcore. we cut through the park and then decide we just want picked up so we dont have to walk. so were sitting in the parking lot of the park waiting for this girl to pick us up. everyone has four beers on them, i have papers, squares, my bowl and a lighter. all of a sudden this cop rolls up out of nowhere and we all scatter. i hide in a bush and my friend hides in the bush right infront of me. the cop spotlights him and just misses putting it on me. i had to sit there while he blew a .08 and got cuffed and breakdown in tears. after they left i just said fuck getting bud tonight and went to another party. as soon as i get there we start doing shots. i got completly shitty and tried to make spaghettios. i couldnt get the stove to light so i just ate them cold. in about five minutes i puked all over the floor. this girl ive seen a couple times at parties helped me into the bathroom and stayed with me incase i passed out. we sat in there all night with her taking care of my drunk ass. this morning when my friends told me about it i figured i blew my chances with her completly. i called her this morning to apologize and she said she wants to hang out more. definatly my best night in awhile.
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Dude, your friend got arrested...that's not cool.
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well, the chick told me she has a nice tight cooch(pussy)(ps i'm the guy that got cock blocked)so next weekend, i'm gonna be hitt'n that
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haah sounds like a fun night
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