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Biggest party foul of your life?

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fcskier27
Posts: 736 - Karma: 11
so last night was an adventure that i dont remember all that well except for the part where i dropped a sobe full of malibu.
Sep 24 2006 4:16PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
maybe when i turned an open 2/6 upside down while telling a story and poured like half of it out
Feb 9 2010 6:07PM
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gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
Pissed in some dudes shed all over his lawnmower and shit.
Knocked multiple cups over in pong trying to block bouncers.

Some chick i knew ate out a cat.  Yes, you heard that right, ate out a cat.
Feb 9 2010 6:33PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
Drove and operated a back-ho on UVM campus, i started digging up a dirt road they smoothed out, then kicked out the window and peaced

spray painted up my dorm late one night, would really call that a foul.

poured a 2 liter bottle full of coke onto someones bed sheets.

Feb 9 2010 6:46PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
also, vandalized a golf course, like flooded the greens and destroyed the patio, and stole some carts.

by the way this was all when i was younger and stupid, i would never do any of this now.
Feb 9 2010 6:48PM
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,785
Hahahaha that is priceless.


I'd say mine was probably just when I decided to puke in 3 separate sinks instead of the toilet then I got kicked out and just stood out in the rain without a jacket for about half an hour until some people I knew found me. Nothing special.
Feb 9 2010 7:02PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51496 - Karma: 160,749
I love how people aren't telling us there biggest party foul. There bragging about all the stupid shit the've done. Even a party foul thread becomes a claim fest on ns
Feb 9 2010 7:03PM
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twintip_payne
Posts: 499 - Karma: 13
like 2 years ago we were sneaking a bottle in this kids house my friend put it in his pants tripped and it broke right in his pants and went every where
Feb 9 2010 7:06PM
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cofreeskier
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 15
holy fuck dude. lol that's not a party foul that's a near death situation. that's fuckin' insane lol.
Feb 9 2010 7:18PM
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Eric.S
Posts: 1749 - Karma: 64
Damn, wish I had crazy stories like everyone else. Not me but my dumb ass ex knocked over a whole table full that had like 15 bottles of vodka and they all broke. Dumb Dymb Dumb girl.
Feb 9 2010 7:18PM
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ECfreeski3
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best recent one i can think of was only half my fault but hilarious and retarded none the less. we were playing ruit blah blah blah but i was hammered so i kept ditching my partner, just walking off to chase tail. finally after the 5th time coming back to the table my friend goes to punch me as hard as he can and instead of turning away i sort of squared up to him cause i assumed he wasnt really going to follow through with the punch. but he did and he just nails me in the stomach full speed. im drunk so it doesnt really hurt so i think im good and softly hit him back on the arm, but then realized he had knocked my wind out really badly or something and i couldnt breathe and sort of collapsed/passed out into the beiruit table, knocking the entire thing down, and into a big pile of trash bags. i came to with people being like wtf are you okay? and pulling me out of the trash pile. yep.
Feb 9 2010 7:27PM
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.thedude
Posts: 292 - Karma: 16
happens to the best of us
Feb 9 2010 8:13PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51496 - Karma: 160,749
15 bottles eh? I call bullshit on half these stories.Not only is a party foul thread a claim fest on ns, but people are actually lying and trying to one up people to be the biggest party foul in the thread.

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Feb 9 2010 8:16PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
my biggest party foul:

It's Saturday morning in Tijuana Mexico around 7-8 am and I wake up on the floor still fucked up beyond belief. I kind of laugh at my retarded friends still sleeping in random places all over this girl's apartment, until I look down and realize all I'm wearing is a shirt and that's it. (later I find out they hid my shit)

So I'm bumbling around unable to think straight and figure out where I packed all my clothes. After realizing my pants are in my bag out in the car, I stumble out to the car with my shit out for all to see. When I get my shit on, and make my way back to the apt I see a bunch of people looking out their window at me laughing their ass off. Thankfully my friends are still asleep when i get in.

Keep in mind I'm still fucked and cant' quite process information acurately. I feel sick to my stomack so I go into the bathroom, not making it to the toilet, and puking huge gobbs of who knows what into the sink. I completely fill the sink to the brim with puke. Now I'm sittin there in this girl's bathroom trying to get it to go down the drain, but it's so thick it's clogged. To make a long story longer.... I end up apologizing to this girl feeling like a complete deuch and friends still clownin me to this day.

--spark notes

- wake up with no pants
- fill sink up to brim with puke



Feb 9 2010 8:34PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
my frend broke a bong and all the bong water went all over the carpet...
Feb 9 2010 9:25PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
At my after prom I was super drunk off all kins of shit, decided that going ice skating was a good idea mind I havent ice skated for 3 years prior to this. My drunk ass self forgot to lace up my skates so I guess I was all over the place. I ended up nailing my dates best friend and completely slicing my finger open. my mom was working at the after prom and saw that I was bleeding so she wrapped it up all nice and pretty (shes a nurse). the best part about it though was my mom had no idea that I was drunk. My date though was real pissed that I had hit her best friend but i dont give a fuck cause that girl is a 19 year old prego skank now. She was a dime piece though.Click for larger image
Feb 9 2010 9:29PM
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Mr.Feeny
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biggest party foul ive ever witnessed is this kid leaning on the sid of the pong table, watching, waiting to play next, and it just snapped in half and all the cups slid down to the middle, and the beer spilt all over the floor hahaha
Feb 9 2010 9:30PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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^ sorry for the dub post my comp fucked up. Heres a pic of my date ha.

My next all time party foul was when I was at this party and spilled some mountain dew all over my friends freezer. I proceeded to get a mop and mop the freezer, my drunken self didn't realize that water freezes so the mop ended up freezing into the freezer. Made everyone laugh though so i guess it was worth it.
Feb 9 2010 9:31PM
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yojimbo
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holy shit that truly is the drunkest guy ever.
Feb 9 2010 9:47PM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
hahaha same thing happened to a girl who graduated in '08. she just got real drunk and thought it would be cool to pull down her pants and take a shit in the middle of the floor. if i could recall her nickname right now that would perfect but referring to her as shitpants works for now.
Feb 9 2010 9:48PM
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Mr.Feeny
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hahahaha what a priceless night, mckenzie's a babe but you idiot, we were lacing our skates up together and i finished first so you just decided to not lace yours up and NAILED mandy! haha
Feb 9 2010 9:51PM
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Dobies.
Posts: 1835 - Karma: 205
stealing another mans beer the next morning
Feb 9 2010 9:52PM
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T.Hartman
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I clogged my buddies toilet one time at a party. The turd weighed approximately 8lbs, so it clogged it pretty good..

Next day, he tells me he had to get a plumber to fix it, and it costed him 400 bucks. (he didnt know it was me)

and til this day... i still haven't told him. : )
Feb 9 2010 10:00PM
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T.Hartman
Posts: 277 - Karma: 53
I clogged my buddies toilet one time at a party. The turd weighed approximately 8lbs, so it clogged it pretty good..

Next day, he tells me he had to get a plumber to fix it, and it costed him 400 bucks. (he didnt know it was me)

and til this day... i still haven't told him. : )
Feb 9 2010 10:00PM
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darrel
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 18
letting a large fire extinguisher go in the living room.
Feb 9 2010 10:02PM
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Smuffy
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hangin out in the attic above some kids garage, just chillin, smokin a bow NBD. then we decided to drop stuff on people, i actually ended up dropping a full beer on some kids head. i felt kinda bad

and i puked all over a buddies sink. just couldnt hold it
Feb 9 2010 10:24PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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This looks like the most awkward dance picture EVER! At least put your arm around her or something...
Feb 9 2010 11:06PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
^Nigga I was smirkin all day okay. Its all good though, if you want i can get some pics from later that night if you know what i mean ha
Feb 9 2010 11:09PM
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GreekAR6
Posts: 527 - Karma: 11
How could this thread exist without people claiming?  I was under the impression people are just telling their stories because they're funny, not to claim all the stupid shit they've done...
Feb 9 2010 11:18PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
Posts: 2033 - Karma: 1,607
you don't have the skills or the steady hand to pull off a procedure like that lol... but prove me wrong... MAJOR K+++
Feb 9 2010 11:21PM
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skrilla_MAC
Posts: 517 - Karma: 10
its not mine. but my friend fucked the kids girlfriend in the kids own bed. at that kids party.
Feb 9 2010 11:23PM
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Cone-argh
Posts: 191 - Karma: 24
Ultimate Party Foul (not mine). So this girl a few blocks up the road that I kind of know, not real buds with has a party. And her house is fucking balling, the family is so loaded. So I go to this party for a bit, not a real sweet scene so I go meet some friends at the bar. I was the driver, so I am coming home around 1 or 2 and I have to drive by the turn to this girls house. As i am driving down I just glance down, and there is firetrucks ambulances and squadcars everywhere. I don't really think too much of it, kind of consider the party being broken up or whatever. The next day I am driving to work, AND HER HOUSE IS BURNT TO THE FUCKING GROUND. Apparently some people were smoking up in their basement sauna, and left some ashes or something and it caught, burning the whole place down.

I would say burning the venue down is a pretty big party foul.
Feb 9 2010 11:39PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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I had my wingman the tripod with me dog
Feb 10 2010 12:03AM
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Nicholas.
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that almost happened to me, some dumb bitch threw a hot coal from a hookah into my trash full of paper, i went to put something in it and pushed down and a bunch of smoke puffed out, it had burned all the way to the bottom of the full trashcan.

that same night i just remembered one, i was up in my garage attic thing trying to get a door for a table and shit and i fell through my fucking ceiling into my mudroom. then i went to call my dad and let him know what happened (i dont know why, he wasnt going to be home for like 3 days) and he accused me of going up there to get a beer bong...i happened to be in his office and it made me angry to be accused of such acts so i put my fist through his wall.

the whole thing could have been avoided because i ended up getting it fixed flawlessly before he came home.
Feb 10 2010 12:08AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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Then prove it dog... I always have my tripod with me... i carry it in my pants
Feb 10 2010 12:24AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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Then prove it dog... I always have my tripod with me... i carry it in my pants
Feb 10 2010 12:26AM
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s.erickson
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Funny how many of them were shirtless
Feb 10 2010 12:33AM
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gucci_mane
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first time taking a bong rip and there was a kid sitting nxt to me with his brand new blackberry pearl buffalo farted all over his brand mew phone and his pants... broke the phone
Feb 10 2010 12:47AM
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shortdawg
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Got too intense with air hockey and broke both the plastic nets/smashed off some plastic siding... And spilled a can of coke on a pool table. I've puked but it wasn't on the floor or anything
Feb 10 2010 12:59AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
I'm somewhat disappointed that my social life is so boring compared to all of yours'... But I'm just a junior in hs, so I guess I sill have timeo make it epic.
Feb 10 2010 3:04AM
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kush.
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my biggest party foul was Getting Caught Shitfaced pullin a upper decker in somones bathroom hahaha
Patron nukka
Feb 10 2010 3:11AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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Disclaimer, this happened a long time ago and not to me. Probably early 2000s. We're at a packed house party with what I guess you could say wasn't exactly a group of outstanding citizens, but that's besides the point.

At any rate, a guy and a girl go in one of the bedrooms to get it on. He's trying to do her in the ass, but there is no lube. After a second or two of searching, he comes across a tube of Anbesol. (For those of you that don't know, Anbesol is a numbing agent that you put on your teeth/gums when you have a sore tooth.) That'll work, right? Wrong. Hind sight is 20/20/

This guy is stoked. He's got something to lube up with, so they go at it for a few minutes. Lo & behold, a few minutes later this chick comes bolting out of the bedroom, completely naked, and heads straight for the bathroom. Unfortunately for her, with this being a packed house party, the bathroom is in use. She bangs on the door profusely, but to no avail. Poor girl ends up shitting all over the floor right outside of the bathroom in front of 50+ (?) people.

I don't know if that qualifies as the biggest party foul, but it was one of the best/funniest/nastiest that I've ever seen.

Feb 10 2010 9:54AM
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amo
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my friend knocked a full cup of jungle juice out of my hand onto the floor. I was pissed
Feb 10 2010 10:38AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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I was a t a party where there were to coolers full of jungle juice. Lets just say everyone was puking by the end of the night, fun party though ha
Feb 10 2010 12:17PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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I always take a gnarly shit in my buddy's toilet that doesn't flush. I do this  about once every 2 weeks or so depending on the party size. I made it 2 years doing this and i was only caught last weekend. I got piss drunk and fell asleep on the shitter. Needless to say my friend was a little upset :D But i chugged a beer when i woke up and everything was cool
Feb 10 2010 2:09PM
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AMcCraw
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Just remembered this from this past new years.
So i'm up at my buddies farm and he has a ton of people over. Well these two girls that were his younger sisters friends are there, and of course being younger, they try to impress everyone by drinking a lot.
Well basically 2 hours in there both passed out on the ground in a family room. One pukes all over one of their couches, and it ruined it completely. Later on the other girl was in the washroom puking for a while, and she asks people to leave the washroom. Well i guess she had to shit. We come back 20 minutes later and knock, but no anwser. So we open the door to find this girl facefirst on the floor ass sticking straight up with her pants down, and there is shit everywhere. She passed out while shitting and it went everywhere. My buddies poor hammered mom had to clean that shit up all night, and it still danked. The girls are now known as Puke 1 and Shit 1.
Feb 10 2010 9:45PM
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