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Biggest party foul of your life?

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fcskier27
Posts: 736 - Karma: 11
so last night was an adventure that i dont remember all that well except for the part where i dropped a sobe full of malibu.
Sep 24 2006 4:16PM
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Liam.KC
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HAHAH thats so funny!
Sep 25 2006 7:43PM
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ktlu
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i got mad sick once and i feel pretty bad about that. way too much to drink ontop of being sick to start. i kept it outside though so i guess it wasnt that bad.

this one girl though... basically ended up being solely responsible for getting like 25 kids caught partying in some guys condo in killington on a school trip. id say 15-20 people ended up with 10 day suspensions because of that girl.
Sep 25 2006 7:59PM
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jibjim
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is this a hypothetical girl you mmade up to cover for yourslef, or did this girl actually exist?
Sep 25 2006 8:12PM
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ktlu
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haha no she exists, but shes also on this site and other that that situation she doesnt really bother me much. luckily i have perfected the art of denial and i avoided suspension. i am however banned from school ski trips.
Sep 25 2006 8:18PM
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-benedetto
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why are people obsessed with pissing? thats so disgusting and why do that to the kids parents who have to come home the next day or weekend?
Sep 25 2006 8:28PM
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beer.
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If you pissed in/on anything in my house, I'd fucking kill you. Someone is nice enough to invite you or just to have an open party and that's how you repay them?

Using the term "party foul" in public is, in fact, lame. Who says that, anyways? Meatheads, brahskis, and retarded girls.

I asked some kids with a guitar to play guns n roses repeatedly. Some kid said "nah man theyre playing springsteen" to which I replied "ah, damn." Suddenly all these kids were lookin at me. They asked what bands I like, I said "GnR, Pearl Jam, I dunno." They told me those bands sucked, I said springsteen sucked. Big mistake, I go to college in southern VA but apparently there are a shitload of jersey kids. Suddenly I have a ton of kids telling me to "get the fuck out, NOW" It was pretty ridiculous, I tried saying "who cares, its a difference of opinion in music, get over it" but no one listened.
Sep 25 2006 8:44PM
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StealthSteez
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probly just spilling the kings cup
Sep 25 2006 10:47PM
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petek
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hmmm, thats a toughie.
Shit, I wanted an original story, but of all the drugs i have done at parties, the only real fouls occured when i was drinking. Ecstasy makes the man of the hour with women, coke makes me want to fight somebody, pot makes me have really deep conversations with people whose names i dont know (same with e), i never do shrooms at a party unless there is dancing involved.
I guess snorting heroin is pretty bad.
But in general i have nothing spectacular, but I always seem to do little things.

I guess at one party i had at my place, it first started with me, my best bud, and two of our good friends(who are notably very hot). We started drinkn at around 7:30, by 10 I had within me 11 beer, 2 caesars, 1/2 a bottle of wine, and 2 blow-jobs(baileys. banana liquer and whipped cream). We started playing sociables, every card was a strip card. By 10:10, we were all naked, waiting for everybody else to arrive. I live in the suburbs, so everybody is at home an awake at this time, but we felt like going for a walk before everybody else came. Needless to say, all of my neighboors have seen me naked now. I answered the door to my friends naked, and here is the kicker...I answered the door...cops.
This was my place, so they didnt really do anything, just to tell us to quiet down.
Heres a strange fact, shrinkage occurs when you're initially scared, but 1/2 chub happens a few seconds afterwords.
Sep 25 2006 11:00PM
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CMF
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wow. no one can top that.

Sep 25 2006 11:23PM
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zsimko88
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my biggest pary foul... one time i was helping carying a keg upome stairs nd i dropped the sie i was carrying onto the stairs.

the beers came up foamy for the rest of the night. 30 or so people were very pissed at me for the rest of the night. and weeks after.
Sep 25 2006 11:34PM
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fizzlefry
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dropping a fatty in the snow
Sep 25 2006 11:37PM
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Henry
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someone dropped my fifth of Grey Goose and spilled almost all of it
Sep 26 2006 1:31AM
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dlite!
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 87
taking under age girls to the bathroom with me
Sep 26 2006 4:26AM
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mad_540_trix
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i dunno if this really counts, cause it's kinda funny....

i was supposed to be my friend's wingman saturday night, and i ended up stealing the girl he was going for.  he was pissed.
Sep 26 2006 12:24PM
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ECfreeski3
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yeah whats the deal with this term???
Sep 26 2006 3:24PM
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FUUUCK
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whats wrong with using it in public?
Sep 26 2006 4:57PM
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ECfreeski3
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where'd the term originate, what made it popular? my guess is some stupid recent movie?
Sep 26 2006 6:21PM
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Conker
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i agree completely
Sep 26 2006 7:41PM
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sneather
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at my family reunion i was walking around with my sisters almost fulll bottle of tequila rose and i dropped it on the rocks and it broke and my sister almost cried

i was at my gf's schools prom party and i drank a little too much ... ok a lot too much .... and i was unconcious the whole nite and i puked in the tent where everybody was sleeping all in someone elses sleeping bag and then they had to take me to a friends house whos mom is a nurse to look after me

Sep 26 2006 8:13PM
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Jessbuff
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biggest buzz kill... either my buddy's boring ass ex girl friend (thank god it's ex) or the time my buddy dropped a bottle of 12 yr Glen fiddeth off the doc and it smashed into the water. I felt like crying. it's 12 yr man!
Sep 26 2006 8:14PM
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ski8990
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Blocking foul. I swear I had my feet planted god damn it!
Sep 26 2006 8:17PM
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FUUUCK
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tequila rose is diiiiiiirty, i had a lot of that on new years
Sep 26 2006 8:19PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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haha, thats hella random
Sep 27 2006 2:25AM
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Aerozol
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I got really drunk at a friends party and some assholes had crashed it and were dropping food on the floor.
I started yelling and calling them faggots, and they pushed me so i was pushing back and about to crack one of them before my friends got me out of the kitchen...

don't remember it but i must have been pretty fucked since I had a sling on from a broken collarbone two weeks before, and this is my good arm hahaha

not a party foul. but you know, cool
Sep 27 2006 3:15AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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Dude Thrown Down Stairs After Party Foul - Watch more Funny Videos

Dont have a party foul at this dudes place!!!
Feb 9 2010 2:36AM
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theabortionator
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Me too. Unless they've been ridiculously small party fouls. I'm pretty good about not being an asshole
Feb 9 2010 2:49AM
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Kotke
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shit man lol that was bad..
Feb 9 2010 2:57AM
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looneygeorge
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I had sex with the girlfriend and the sister of the guy throwing the party. Worth it though.

I once found an iPhone lying on a table at a party. I pick it up and start lookiing at the texts on it. Suddenly this really buff guy comes into the party screaming "who the fuck took my phone?!". Needless to say I  got really scared so I threw the iPhone into a lake from the balcony.. ten minutes later the guy finds his Nokia phone and I get told I just threw my best friend's new iPhone into a lake.

It was all good though, we smoked a J and he had forgotten all about it the next morning so I just put like 250 bucks in his wallet when he wasnt looking, he was stoked for days.
Feb 9 2010 8:47AM
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martin.
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Last summer at a house party I got super drunk for my first time (I was a senior in highschool at the time). I downed 3/4 of a 750ml bottle of Jose Gold by myself, and I was having a great time.

So after socializing, I walk into the room where everyone is playing pong, and my whore-ass ex girlfriend is playing. She is wasted, more than I am. So my ex takes one look at me and says "OH LOOK WHO IT IS! Sarcastic Martin! You know that NO ONE thinks you're funny right?

So that kind of put me in a bad mood. I just BITCHED HER OUT in front of a crowd of people, telling her how big of a slut she was and how she was a soulless succumbs that was going to get pregnant by the time she was 19 and that she broke my heart. Then I picked up a full pizza and whipped it at her, hitting her in the face and knocking her over. The whole room went quiet, and then one dude was like YEAAAA!!!! and everyone went ape shit wild. People were coming up to me afterwords and telling me I was the man.


The next day I woke up and was like shiiittt what did I do. So I went to her job and apologized, but she didn't even remember it happening so it was all good.
Feb 9 2010 9:22AM
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line1260skier
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I dropped a bowling ball on a pong table and knocked 9 of my 10 cups over. Brought it back by winning the game.
Feb 9 2010 9:25AM
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II_strapped_II
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We were at a party at my buddies house on campus, and I was on tap duty when the keg blew.  While I was switching the tap on to another keg I was distracted by a very attractive female, and all of a sudden beer sprayed everywhere, covering this chick and half the keg line, needless to say she or anyone else did not have much interest in talking to me any more.

Feb 9 2010 10:32AM
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looneygeorge
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the real question is what the fuck were you doing with a bowling ball?
Feb 9 2010 11:29AM
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Twinjibber77
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Caribou Lou, jea jea jea
Feb 9 2010 12:17PM
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bdowning
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ya, here is one of my many

i out with one of my old, old friends down to avalon (south jersey shore) for a weekend of surfing and partying. well night one we went out hard, pounding jack on the rocks for unknown reasons. my boy got into a dance off with buncha clowns. was a great time.

my friend smokes  so has bad lung capacity so when we were walking home and decided to job he fell behind i guess without me realizing.

next thing i remember....its 7 o' clock A.M. on saturday morning i roll onto a wooden floor naked, in a house that i have never been in. i have no idea where any of my clothes are, luckily found a towel. rapped it around me, looked around the house to see it was a nice family home. mom dad, and 3 kids. i slipped some flip flops on and left the house in the towel and the flip flops. for some reason the only thing i had on me was my cell which i used to call my mom in a panic explaining to her i was late to work....i don't work on saturdays.

i canceled my cards and arrived back at the house i was staying at to find my friend passed out in the out  door shower, his cell phone ruined by water damage.

what a night, anyhow i got a call a few days later with a voice mail explaining that a nice family found my clothes and told me to come and get them. i guess i took a dip in their pool while black out because they said my clothes we soaked and next to the pool....i have retired from my jack daniel's days.
Feb 9 2010 12:31PM
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Nicholas.
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not mine but

kid dropped a full handle of bacardi on the sidewalk, totally smashed after we had just paid like 40 for it...

girl knocked over a ruit table...not once but twice. my foul was screaming the worst string of profanity ever at her for about three minutes, and the kids mom was apparently home and heard it. but cmon how are you gonna knock over a fucking ruit table twice...
Feb 9 2010 12:35PM
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tommycat
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we just got done setting up 100 cup beer pong as in 100 cups vs 100 cups so total of 200 cups. and then a girl drunk as fuck trips, hit the table, and knocked all the cups down.

i have some pics but upload isn't working.

Feb 9 2010 12:42PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i drove a dirtbike through an enormous plate glass window,it was on the front of a store. it wasnt my fault entirely, the kid who let me ride the dirtbike neglected to mention that for some reason he had removed both the front and rear brakes. i was wearing shorts, with no shoes, and i cut my legs to shit and i have one HUGE scar on my upper thigh from it, it goes from about three inches above my knee to the area above my dick in this huge curving jagged line. this happened two years ago and the scar is still like half an inch whide in some spots and deep purple. no hair grows in the spots where the scar is. it literally missed by dick by about a half inch or so.
the only person who knows about that was the kid who was there when i did it, we just fucking booked and i was covered in blood. i pulled the glass out of my thigh with needle-nose pliers, washed it out in a sprinkler, wrapped it in a t-shirt, and never said anything about it to anyone.
Feb 9 2010 1:01PM
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M+M
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this
Feb 9 2010 1:04PM
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yojimbo
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in my younger days i puked all over this kids bathroom then cleaned it up with some towels i found hanging on the rack, then i hid the towels under the sink and the next day his mom found puke covered towels haha.
Feb 9 2010 1:12PM
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WikiWiki
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I dont know if its a foul- but fucking some girl in the hosts bed always makes me feel like a douche- for about 5 seconds
Feb 9 2010 1:15PM
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infedel_one
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that's the biggest party foul...NEVER say you are a freshman...i was at a party and told a chick i was a freshman and it almost blew the deal...i managed to convince her i was really 19 and took a year off so it was ok...really im 18, but hey i went home with her that night and both nights this last weekend for some fun ;)
Feb 9 2010 1:17PM
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MattWeiss
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high five!
Feb 9 2010 1:30PM
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EASTIE21
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This story comes from my roommate from a month ago or so.

We were at a house party at one of our good buddies place kinda across town a little.  We had lots of beer and ever more Vodka. Well after many rounds of 1v1 horse race my roommate begins to black out.  Around the same time friends of friends that were there and from a different school (a very fag college in town) begin to be shady a dick fucks.  My roommate gets pissed and starts losing it by breaking everything in sight.  He even threw our buddy into the house's fine china cabinet.  So after we get him in control we tell him to just chill in the garage for a bit to simmer down.  For one reason or another he decided to take off his shit, shoes, and sock. This leaves him with just some ripped up pair or jeans on. Next, he decides he wants to go for a jog back to our place. This is in the beginning of January and it is close to 0 outside. He takes off and makes it 3 miles from where the party was and like 4 blocks from our appartment. He is too cold so he breaks into the VA hospital here. They call the cops and the cops find him laying in a bed under all the blankets. He gets treated for frostbite on his feet and hands. He could not walk for about a week and a half. Just last week he was ok enough to snowboard again. He had to take off this entire spring semester of college because he now has to work enough to pay for all the medical bills from the two hospitals that treated him that night... Did not even get charged for an underage though. About the only bright side from the entire story.

Feb 9 2010 1:37PM
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AMcCraw
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some of the best



Feb 9 2010 1:59PM
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.AR6rider.
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^^ Those beer pong slam dunks were AWESOME hahaha.
Feb 9 2010 2:03PM
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Dr_Opitz
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I got hella drunk and high with some black guys once. Ended up puking all over there bathroom for three hours. Woke up to somebody pissing on my face. Then I woke up in my front yard... Not sure what happened or how I got home.
Feb 9 2010 2:09PM
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Phormat
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black out, decided to piss inside the oven at this kids house, next day he comes into school and says his mom tried to bake something and the whole place smelt of burnt urine.
Feb 9 2010 2:41PM
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SmokeyTheBear
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Thank god this wasn't me. A kid I know butt-dialed the cops (the "in case of emergency" contact was first on the list) while at this party and he didn't know it. He and everyone else there was in high school and they all got busted so he kinda fucked himself over.
Feb 9 2010 6:04PM
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