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freeskier14
Posts: 694 - Karma: 10
are you a still a virgin? ;) :)
Jan 16 2002 2:28PM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
sometimes. depends who i'm talking to.
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PhattTim: I......AM........A......HOT........CHICK!
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'tim are we having some issues you want to talk about?
I mean wanting to change your sex is cool and all,
but it's just not, uuhhh cool.' - rebel
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BlinKbaBe182x6: shes CHOKING ON MY DILDO
Jan 16 2002 2:43PM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
Ummmmm no I'm married


Unity....... word up!!!
Jan 16 2002 2:56PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Haha. Uawww....

THPHTBH!!
~~Phucking Phat Pharting Phoser~~
Jan 16 2002 2:56PM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
dude you didnt answer the question


Unity....... word up!!!
Jan 16 2002 3:00PM
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scottkovtun
Posts: 453 - Karma: 104
damn right i am and i like it.

at least for now....
umm....yea....
Jan 16 2002 3:40PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
ya i think that i am.... gerbals dont count right?


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'unfortunetly the other badlands pipe isnt open yet. it's in the shape of a pipe but with grass and rocks on it. we call it the ghetto pipe'

'I had a meeting with your mom, you know what I'm saying?' my french teacher to a student
Jan 16 2002 4:14PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
I am but i have another point to make. How could Jesus's mom (the virgin mary) be a virgin if jesus is her son?


Turning is for when stuff gets in your way.
Jan 16 2002 4:44PM
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scottkovtun
Posts: 453 - Karma: 104
waaaaaaalllllaaaaaa....thats religion for you


umm....yea....
Jan 16 2002 4:51PM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
and how did noah chase down all those damn animals anyway?? I mean come on


Unity....... word up!!!
Jan 16 2002 4:52PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
the whole basis for christianity is that..... Jesus was born from the 'immaculate conception' meaning Mary had Jesus without ever having sex. because he was concieved from God.

'What's wrong with the ceiling?'
'You're hitting it with a golf club'
Jan 16 2002 4:53PM
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Harvey
Posts: 4996 - Karma: 692
AppSkier: have you ever noticed that in like, half the catholic prayers out there, it says something about the 'virgin marry'? You didn't just come across some big paradox in the bible, it's supposed to make you go 'wow, a miracle!'.
Matt
Jan 16 2002 5:38PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
werd, haha, nice try though Appy, hehe, kinda was funny, but yah, it was a miracle, pretty cool huh.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Jan 16 2002 6:10PM
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Big_Willy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 6
Good one matt.





'I don't get mad, I get stabby!'
Jan 16 2002 7:55PM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
HAHAHAA.... and the answer is yes.....lol.
Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***
'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Jan 16 2002 7:59PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,653
Appskier...... our resident student of religion. :)

by the way, yes..... and I intend to stay that way until I marry or become a priest....... unless I decide to stay at Anjelica's condo this winter...... hmmmmmm............ ;)

~~~Phunkin' Phatt Crazed Postin' Phreerider Bro!~~~
Jan 16 2002 8:25PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
cuz joseph couldnt get her in the sack


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'unfortunetly the other badlands pipe isnt open yet. it's in the shape of a pipe but with grass and rocks on it. we call it the ghetto pipe'

'I had a meeting with your mom, you know what I'm saying?' my french teacher to a student
Jan 16 2002 8:42PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
haha.
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How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?

'Hey, you forgot your basket!
Thats ok! i get em for free from pih-hill-ou' -Shaniqua Bootycall
Jan 16 2002 8:49PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, good call kami, same with me, unless I go get rehab at Sarah's for licking batteries, haha

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Jan 17 2002 12:36AM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
tim go for it.. :) *innocent smile* im sure it'll be a great rehab. :) it works.. i mean.. shit.. i dunno.. im an angel
be wild. live wild. ski wild
Jan 17 2002 10:15AM
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quebecfreestyler
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I drink virgin caesars sometimes when I drive, does it mean I,m still virgin???
President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!
Jan 17 2002 11:13AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Well, Jesus wasn't really Josef's (sp?) son. Mary was sleepin' with this other dude and so, when so got pregnent, everybody though that since she and Josef had never done the nasty, that Hebus was the 'son of God'.


THPHTBH!!
~~Phucking Phat Pharting Phoser~~
Jan 17 2002 11:29AM
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skier_chick_360
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 10
Hey Matt.... How would this affect my ANGEL status??
ya of course I am.... I need to keep my ANGEWL status for a little while yet *LOL*!!!!

~aeden
bOyS sUcK!!!!
Jan 17 2002 11:29AM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
wow lets not fuck around witrh religion here guys,... isnt that some sort of sin. or something (cant you tell i havent been to church in awhile ).. *cough* matt enns!!! *cough *
be wild. live wild. ski wild
Jan 17 2002 12:43PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
Leave Matty alone, JUST because he worships the Big Boy resteraunt guy does NOT mean that hes evil, just a bit messed in the head.
-Andy
Rice A Ronie, You know what you doing!
Free Coast Freeride Team
Jan 17 2002 12:51PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
lol what does it matter if peeps are virgins or not. its their busness. and can tell who they want.. though i suppose deciding to tell the site. is your decision.. i just think my starting the breasts thread is now starting so pretty wierd and un needing threads..
be wild. live wild. ski wild
Jan 17 2002 12:54PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
yah, werd Cryss, it's kind of a personal thing that people may quite fair enough not want to share with everyone so yah, haha, matt enns, hehehehehehehehehe that was a good call, and yah, stop dissing religion and cracking jokes about it, some people find it offending.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Jan 17 2002 1:23PM
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Tele-Jibber
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I think talking about religion like that is fine as long as it stays controaled and everyone is respectfull. And oh yeah, I'm a vigin...


Taylor
Tele-Jibber
~ Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider ~
Jan 17 2002 1:59PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
yah, I guess that is okay, well okay by me anyway, and I am a small lab rat

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Jan 17 2002 2:01PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,653
Did you guys know that Jesus wasn't actually hung on a cross? It was on a single pole, and his hands were nailed above his head. Thats the way the romans did cruxifictions- why use two pieces of wood when you can use one? plus, that explains the part about leaning forward and suffocating. The Christians picked up the cross from the symbol of the Hammer of Thor, which the pagan people feared. Kind of like how they picked up the winter solstice celebrations as Christ's birthday..... interesting what you can learn about the true nature of religion.

~~~Phunkin' Phatt Crazed Postin' Phreerider Bro!~~~
Jan 17 2002 3:56PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
oh my god! mary was cheating on joseph


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'unfortunetly the other badlands pipe isnt open yet. it's in the shape of a pipe but with grass and rocks on it. we call it the ghetto pipe'

'I had a meeting with your mom, you know what I'm saying?' my french teacher to a student
Jan 17 2002 4:51PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
I know the reason for religion now, to make money. Anyone ever hear of Franklin Graham? He is a famous preacher that makes over 1mil a year. His daughter goes to my school. Its an intiresting story...


Turning is for when stuff gets in your way.
Jan 17 2002 4:52PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
Like a VIIIIRGIN, for the very first time!

hahaha, sorry, couldnt resist
-Andy
Rice A Ronie, You know what you doing!
Free Coast Freeride Team
Jan 17 2002 6:20PM
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A_W
Posts: 295 - Karma: 16
its 8:00 friday night, im sitting here on a skiing site. you guess.
Prime follower of the Eat your Carrots religious group.
The snow god likes when you eat carrots.

Thats where you are way off dude, not all chicks even come close to looking good naked, there some out there that would just make you go blind. - jizack
Jan 17 2002 6:59PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
yeah that crystal cathedral musta cost a hella lot of $$!
Just ski down there and jump off of something for crying out loud! - Shane McConkey
Jan 17 2002 6:59PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
HAHA, andy, you been watching a bit too much Moulin Rouge too?? lol

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Jan 17 2002 9:06PM
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Drail
Posts: 14013 - Karma: 10,005
do goats count? not saying I've done it with a goat....I'm just wondering is all.





Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool
~member or - Newschoolers Hooters (only male member in the band)~

'You weren't calling me a 'loser' the other night...I believe the word were: Oh God Steph.' Stephie - Jeff Thomas' gf
Jan 17 2002 10:32PM
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Reed.
Posts: 4489 - Karma: 272
what about vaccuums?


Prond leader of monker revolution

LD CREW
Jan 17 2002 10:48PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
HAHA, no vacuums don't count and yes goats do so sorry Darryl but you lost yours, haha

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Jan 18 2002 12:11AM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
i'm fuckin tired of hearing pple bash christianity, you dont agree with it, keep your opinion to yourself, but you dont have to make jokes about it and shit, thats just as bad as being racist and such
--------------------WINTERisLIFE on AOL http://www.cobaincase.com/ LIVE FAST DIE PRETTY., 'I play Russian roulette every day, a man's sport, with a bullet called life'-SOAD 'i tried em once..felt gay.' -NS.com member on skiboards
Jan 18 2002 12:18AM
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TAK
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Dude, perhaps some of us non-christians consider any talk about the Christian 'God' as bashing our philosophies (sp?). If atheistism bug hristians, then perhaps christianity buy atheist just as much (and proly even more so). 'Christians' are not a race. Just like Conservatives or Liberals aren't. Ya dig man. Peace.

THPHTBH!!
~~Phucking Phat Pharting Phoser~~
Jan 18 2002 2:18PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
dude no one was every bashing atheism or trying to force christian opinions. there were a few threads discussing it but that's all. No ones trying to force anything but I would have to agree with that other dude, I think peeps should stop dissing religions, no matter what religion, anti religion or whatever it is, let other people have their own opionion, and ripping someone for or because of their opionion it definatley not cool aye, it's all good, just my .02 again, peace

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Jan 18 2002 2:39PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
You, don't mention your's, and I won't mention mine. But, if you do mention yours, don't keep tabs on the number of words used in opinions. An opinion is an opinion.

THPHTBH!!
~~Phucking Phat Pharting Phoser~~
Jan 18 2002 2:51PM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
there is a difference between disgussing and being an asshole, between respectfully disagreeing and making fun and being disrespectful to somone's belifs.i dident see anyone making demeaning coments about atheism.....
--------------------WINTERisLIFE on AOL http://www.cobaincase.com/ LIVE FAST DIE PRETTY., 'I play Russian roulette every day, a man's sport, with a bullet called life'-SOAD 'i tried em once..felt gay.' -NS.com member on skiboards
Jan 18 2002 4:15PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,653
Atheists..... Christians.....
Same shit, different piles.

haha just kidding all, you know we're all good-natured here. I hope I didn't offend anyone by anything that I said earlier, I was just stating some little-known facts.

~~~Phunkin' Phatt Crazed Postin' Phreerider Bro!~~~
Jan 18 2002 4:25PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
religion is stupid, thats what i think.


Turning is for when stuff gets in your way.
Jan 18 2002 4:31PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
intellegent approach

'What's wrong with the ceiling?'
'You're hitting it with a golf club'
Jan 18 2002 4:34PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
Why dont we stop arguing, we are supposed to be friends here... just because someone has different views doesn't mean they are stupid.


-Andy
Rice A Ronie, You know what you doing!
Free Coast Freeride Team
Jan 18 2002 4:44PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!
hehe... jk


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'unfortunetly the other badlands pipe isnt open yet. it's in the shape of a pipe but with grass and rocks on it. we call it the ghetto pipe'

'I had a meeting with your mom, you know what I'm saying?' my french teacher to a student
Jan 18 2002 4:51PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
haha dez, think you are funny now! just wait until the magical Bull emerges from its cocoon and EATS you... THEN you will see whos views are better... :-D

haha, j/k around
-Andy
Rice A Ronie, You know what you doing!
Free Coast Freeride Team
Jan 18 2002 4:54PM
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freeskiCharley
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when did everyone get so sensitive?
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charley ;)
Huck Dollies represent.

Oh thank heavens, for JIBBER girls... 'cause jibber girls go BIGGER every day.
Jan 18 2002 5:59PM
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