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I dont get girls

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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
I just dont get girls. my girlfriend got pissed at me when I asked her to give me head while I beat the final level of Super Mario Brothers 3.

and then they get all mad when were having sex and they ask me dumb ass questions like "are you in yet" when its obvious that im done and trying to get some sleep in.

then some of them have the nerve to be pissed when I invite them to dinner and order a side salad for them while I take the steak. first off im paying so I get the steak and second of all im just watching out for their weight. they should thank me with a blowjob while I eat my desert.


im just kidding
Sep 22 2006 7:52PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
oh. well you read it, so my point was made.
Jul 30 2007 11:29PM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
hahaha you guys are so funny

seriously take anatomy and phsyiology whey you get to college you'll learn the same thing
Jul 30 2007 11:30PM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
physiology* excuse me
Jul 30 2007 11:31PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
just cuz they teach it, doesn't make it true lady. you may be talking about feeling good yummy sensation but im pretty sure as fuck know they feel an object anywhere in their vagina. lets test this out, get a candle and a ruler....
Jul 30 2007 11:32PM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
umm no thanks, im not gunna argue with you
Jul 30 2007 11:34PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
HAHAHAHAHA...u give her the side salad...that shit is hiralrious
Jul 30 2007 11:36PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
ah, damn the girls of ns have matured.
Jul 30 2007 11:43PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
right after i beat the final level of super mario bros. 3 hahahahah
Jul 31 2007 12:38AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
you are wrong. completely, could not be more wrong. haha sorry. im not gonna get into specifics but my dick is easily over twice that length and i have been balls deep numerous times.
Jul 31 2007 12:42AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
ahahah girls are easy to understand when they're drunk i mean shit, my friend had sex with my 14 year old neighbor last night and my other friend got dome from another one
Jul 31 2007 12:42AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
true that. girls just wanna feel hot and liked. getting boys completes that. i mean no guy is really like 'oh man i love hanging out with that girl cuz she is just so cool' its all about that pussy, otherwise they're a waste of time. intelligence and cool factor are just side dishes to the tang, like tits.
Jul 31 2007 12:52AM
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KG_
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 20
story of mty life
Jul 31 2007 12:58AM
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-NY-STeeZE-
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 23
haha
Jul 31 2007 1:06AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Apparently you DO get girls if you have a girlfriend, STOOPID


At least you get girls.

bah!
Jul 31 2007 1:37AM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147

haha that was pretty good

Jul 31 2007 1:42AM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
hahahahaha
Jul 31 2007 2:16AM
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2planking
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 17
hahahaha
Jul 31 2007 2:26AM
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2planking
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 17
F!! i'm glad you're kidding
Jul 31 2007 2:27AM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
just tell her to get back in the kitchen
Jul 31 2007 2:29AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
bullshit. I have tons of friendgirls.
Jul 31 2007 11:14PM
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