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I dont get girls

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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
I just dont get girls. my girlfriend got pissed at me when I asked her to give me head while I beat the final level of Super Mario Brothers 3.

and then they get all mad when were having sex and they ask me dumb ass questions like "are you in yet" when its obvious that im done and trying to get some sleep in.

then some of them have the nerve to be pissed when I invite them to dinner and order a side salad for them while I take the steak. first off im paying so I get the steak and second of all im just watching out for their weight. they should thank me with a blowjob while I eat my desert.


im just kidding
Sep 22 2006 7:52PM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
you arnt supposed to understand them
Sep 22 2006 7:55PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ARE YOU IN YET???


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Sep 22 2006 8:02PM
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flyinghighagain
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 22
yah i agree with most of that cept the are u in part? can't say i've had a gurl ever ask me that one maybe ur just looking for the wrong holes
Sep 22 2006 8:09PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
the belly button must be more your size of hole, try that next time peanut
Sep 22 2006 8:10PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
I was told by my mom that 3 inches is a very acceptable size
Sep 22 2006 8:12PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
well if your gonna own yourself then thast pretty cool, i can just shut up now. good job man
Sep 22 2006 8:15PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
she still didnt find it ahhahahaha. im safe from complete deletion.
Sep 22 2006 8:18PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
my thoughts exactly
Sep 22 2006 8:19PM
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LAMSTEEZE
Posts: 321 - Karma: 18
uhh okay? lol
Sep 22 2006 9:08PM
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kabozo101
Posts: 4429 - Karma: 20
welcome to the club man
Sep 22 2006 9:12PM
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Myke
Posts: 937 - Karma: 11
LOL@HEAD w/ while playing video games. I'v got it w/ tv but not games.
Sep 22 2006 9:17PM
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sn0wbl0w
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 10
some girls can be fucked up
Sep 22 2006 11:13PM
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*music4life*
Posts: 184 - Karma: 10
I can undersatnd the are u in yet comment... but uh? guy?
Sep 22 2006 11:27PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
Your girlfriend sounds like a big bitch.
I totally understand where you're coming from
Sep 22 2006 11:30PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
so ima take it that im the only one who read "im just kidding"
Sep 22 2006 11:34PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
nah i saw it too
Sep 23 2006 12:23AM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
hahah that would be prime, super mario + head = eutopia

but we aren't supposed to "get" girls, we're just supposed to be there and pretend to listen.
Sep 23 2006 12:27AM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
yeah seriously.

I read every post after his little story and was thinking jesus christ.. then I didnt even bother commenting because of the stupidity of so many posts taking it all serious.
Sep 23 2006 12:40AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
yeah sorry man. i guess i was being too serious about him having a small enough penis to fuck a belly button. fuck, how did you not realize i was jokin about that? i highly doubt he is a hedgehog so if you believe that shit then you my friend are the one with problems and shouldnt be on ns for your idiotic behavior
Sep 23 2006 7:31AM
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canadianhotchik
Posts: 362 - Karma: 10
haha oh wow how that made me laugh!!
Sep 23 2006 3:54PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
The fact that the insult "peanut" made me laugh out loud makes me shudder. The male pyche is so pathetic, really, we pride ourselves on having piecies of anatomy on which we have no control a few inches longer or wider than that of others...

For example, I recently learned one of my good friends has "the smallest dick ever", by my girlfriend actually. And now I can't help but inherently feel less respect or recognition for him. Extremely pathetic; I KNOW it's stupid but it's an inherent feeling!

That being said, I have a huuuuge dick.
Sep 23 2006 4:03PM
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TheWallaby
Posts: 297 - Karma: 16
as do i.

the boobs in sashas icon are just freaking mesmerising.

(this post tickled me)
Sep 23 2006 4:05PM
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skiNJ22
Posts: 6 - Karma: 10
yeah man, girls pretty much suck
Sep 23 2006 4:11PM
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010
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 14
that was the funniest thing that i have read all day, so thank you.
Sep 23 2006 4:51PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
thats the oldest saying in the book... not to mention the whole story is pretty messed
Sep 23 2006 4:57PM
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cracko
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 12
hahahhahahahahaa
Sep 23 2006 9:28PM
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720laxskier
Posts: 2428 - Karma: 5
#2 funniest for me
Sep 23 2006 9:50PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
haha i love newschoolers
Sep 23 2006 10:00PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
haha great thread
Jul 30 2007 10:46PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
its all the same, no one ever understands anyone.
Jul 30 2007 10:47PM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
I must say what are story.
Jul 30 2007 10:50PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
Who does?
Jul 30 2007 10:51PM
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smuggsVT
Posts: 2145 - Karma: 19
hey are strange creatures
Jul 30 2007 10:54PM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
i thought Lateralis was back fro a second.


got excited
Jul 30 2007 10:56PM
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1stBlood
Posts: 594 - Karma: 10
why the fuck did this get bumped???

this is the stupidest thread iv read in a long time...

just grow a fuckin pair of balls and do her til she screams
Jul 30 2007 11:07PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
i read the title of this thread, and to be honest i wondered if i really wanted to read it
Jul 30 2007 11:08PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
I laughed.
Jul 30 2007 11:10PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
burn it to a cd bro...then you can lead it out to buddies when they aren't getting any. if you learned anything from 40 year old virgin it had to have been that.
Jul 30 2007 11:11PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
that's part of his sig.
Jul 30 2007 11:12PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
go away pink name


its man camp
Jul 30 2007 11:13PM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
lol this made me laugh! and yea girls can suck but we totally do it on purpose....

oh and just to let all ya little 12 year old boys know... a girl can only feel the first 3 inches or 3/4 of an inch (I cant remember the exact number but either way) during sex anyways so if ya got a short guy its more of width that matters....
Jul 30 2007 11:14PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
im just kidding
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you shouldnt have said that
it sort of ruined the mood at the end
Jul 30 2007 11:15PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
why did your buddy have a hard dick aroun d your girl friend is what you should be asking yourself. that's why i would lose respect for him.

but seriously it was probably limp and cold out. i heard the same thing about my friend. turns out the bitch was mad at him, he was normal. i hate when girls play that card. its like that curb your entheusism where the girl really had a huge vagina.
Jul 30 2007 11:16PM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
hahaha that was the greatest thing i've read all day lol
Jul 30 2007 11:16PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
your fucking wrong. my girl can feel it when i hit the back of that shit. she trys to get away. i dunno where you got your pussy, but that shit is false.
Jul 30 2007 11:19PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
CALEB YOU BITCH!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!!
Jul 30 2007 11:21PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
no its not, thats part of the thread.  and your telling people what to do for a thread from a year ago
Jul 30 2007 11:27PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
V-LOVE has a shallow vagina!!!
Jul 30 2007 11:27PM
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