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HELP MY BRO

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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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so my brother is leaving for boot camp in a few weeks and confronted me with an awkward but serious question this morning. While he is a boot camp he is required to wear a white shirt and tighty whiteys when he sleeps. every day he will be waken at random times in the night/morning. WHAT CAN HE DO ABOUT MORNING WOOD? i know its really an awkward question but he needed to ask some one and came to me so i felt like i owed him an answer, please help my bro guys.
Sep 21 2006 4:28PM
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Al_Smith
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I think your brother might be the only one with that problem but you can tell him to fucking deal with it.
Sep 21 2006 4:32PM
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StealthSteez
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wow good call :| hahahaha that must suck. Wear a long t shirt I guess.
Sep 21 2006 4:33PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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you cant be serious everyone gets it
Sep 21 2006 4:33PM
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denver11
Posts: 805 - Karma: 10
my buddy just got done with basic...he complained about the same thing, but there is nothing you can do. He told me it was so embarrasing standing at attention with a fucking hard-on. hahaha
Sep 21 2006 4:45PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
cut your weiner off.
Sep 21 2006 4:45PM
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skicraze123
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get laid man fuck enough chicks morning wood will go away or even jack off enough
Sep 21 2006 4:56PM
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FERREZZ
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hahahahahahaha wow thatd be horrible, but im sure he wouldnt be the only one
Sep 21 2006 4:57PM
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invisman
Posts: 736 - Karma: 60
If he's being woken up by some burly ass drill sargeant, I bet his morning wood would go away pretty quickly.
Sep 21 2006 7:07PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
that would suck...but make sure you tell your bro not to poke the seargant with his jimmy...
Sep 21 2006 7:17PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
just roll over and curl up in a ball for a while

think about the dude underneath you, unless that shit turns you on

and everyone else in there is most likely to have morning wood so who cares be a man
Sep 21 2006 7:18PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
in your signature, I believe it was my toast that popped
Sep 21 2006 7:19PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
I'm surprised no one else asked this...are you sure this is your 'bro'.

you know, not you.

and the real problem is the massive wet dream splooge he's gonna have
Sep 21 2006 7:20PM
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J.Bass
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just tuck it up for a few minutes and it will go away.
Sep 21 2006 7:23PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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ya I tuck it in the waistband, and then put the shirt over
Sep 21 2006 7:25PM
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Star_F*cker
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actually he wont have to worry about it my sisters husband is in the marines but they do the same shit theyll give him medication that will cause him to not be able to get wood haha so tell him to not worry about it
Sep 21 2006 7:26PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
nope
it was mattsters
i asked him about it
Sep 21 2006 7:28PM
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uni-corn
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That works: "The Texas Tuck"
Sep 21 2006 7:28PM
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Star_F*cker
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im pretty sure they do... or that might jsut be in training not basic
Sep 21 2006 7:33PM
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my_ar5_steeze
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 99
who cares, ur all guys, if theyre gonna wake me up for no reason, its theyre fault if they see it
Sep 21 2006 7:35PM
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forfun
Posts: 4916 - Karma: 66
if someone points it out they are obviously hella insecure not realizing that its totally nomral so tell your brother to tell them that and just if he has a boner show it off soo much and everyone will be like dayyyyyyyyyyuuummm what a fuckin beast
Sep 21 2006 7:39PM
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prosnurfer
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thatrs gona be a HUGE problem. cuz he has HUGEEEE DICK. belive me i know it gfor a fact and its pushing 9in. i dono how hes gonan control that shit. and there is no way hes gonna be able to suck and tuck.
Sep 21 2006 7:58PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
^dude that wouldn't be bad if someone is checkin your huge dick just look at them and be like ".WHAT."
Sep 21 2006 8:14PM
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Stan_Darsh
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good call. thats the only way to do it
Sep 21 2006 8:25PM
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scarroll
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He just has to wear it with pride and if they say anything just be like "Nigga please, thats just my niner ready to bust a cap in yo crakka ass!"
Sep 21 2006 8:45PM
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aoe
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duct tape
Sep 21 2006 8:48PM
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jimmychung
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tuck it into the underwear elastic, then cover it with a shirt.
Sep 21 2006 8:49PM
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NFproductions
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dont you have to stare straight ahead at attention, so hypothetically nobody could look at your wang. but those sick freaks still will.......
Sep 21 2006 8:56PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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true story, and you know it runs in the family to, but no it most certainly is my brother im not even old enough to join the airforce
Sep 21 2006 9:15PM
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Lineskier-101
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"It's an optical illusion, it's the pleats, they're not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm taking them back, back to the pants store...... DONT SAY YOUR NOT IMPRESSED!.
Sep 21 2006 9:35PM
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andres3000
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punch it
Sep 22 2006 12:26AM
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Rez4frederick
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LOL
Sep 22 2006 12:30PM
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StevenSegal
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his dick is probably huge, do he'll have to chick norris kick it into submission
Sep 22 2006 12:56PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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when you're being woken up by some big guy and you're surrounded by half naked dudes all the time morning wood won't be a problem.
Sep 22 2006 1:28PM
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Rez4frederick
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^dude wtf. Morning wood is generally from having to take a piss badly when you wake up, not thinking about naked women in your dreams, although that happens sometimes, but, more often than not, its because you need to take a piss badly.
Sep 22 2006 11:37PM
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