Replying to Snowboarder jokes

I had nothing against snowboarding til i saw a Sims ad in a snowboarding mag. I hate all of it, cuz they all pose. So lets put out all the jokes u can think of, I'll start.
'How many Snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?' '10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say they could do that'
How many Snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? = 10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they could do that'

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