Poop facts

eh w/e here

http://www.heptune.com/poop.html

thats yucky

hahaha, isn't there a site like www.ratemypoo.com or www.ratemypoop.com or something where people take pics of their crap on the toilet? I remember seeing one pic where some dude arranged his in the shape of a question mark ?

wow poop has alot of words

Poop (the stuff, nouns)
aeolian deposit (stain left after an overly ambitious fart)
ah-ah
alpha class (contributed by Kuestiq)
amorphous deposit
anal butter (contributed by STONEB0LD)
anal outlet (contributed by Screechr86)
anal output
anal snakes (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
anal stainall (contributed by Robin T.)
apu (contributed by Filthyn)
argol
ass apple
ass astronaughts (contributed by Matt)
ass explosion (result of eating greasy or oily foods -- contributed by Stephen C.)
ass flakes (contributed by Lordmetal3)
ass goblins (contributed by Lordmetal3)
ass kabobs (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
ass monkeys (contributed by Lunacy)
awk (contributed by Ranbonyinger)
awkie (contributed by Ranbonyinger)
baby boy or girl (contributed by Catgsg21)
bean (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
bean strings (little strings that sometimes hang off turds - contributed by David C.)
ben (Japanese - contributed by Ghoulslime)
big ol' Texan (contributed by Timzx)
black banana
blind eels (contributed by ELDRM)
blivic (10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag)
BM
body wax
bollio (Spanish - pronounced "bo-yo" - contributed by Erica and Alison)
bologna stix (contributed by SWEATY4)
bomb dump (a poop that hits the water with such intensity that water is splashed all over one's buttocks)
Bondi cigar (from the Austrailian Bondi Beach, where such objects are seen floating in the water - contributed by Bobo)
boo-boo (when in pants)
bootycakes (contributed by Lunacy)
boulder
bowel movement
brown balls (contributed by Lordmetal3)
brown bear coming out of his cave (contributed by Tommie)
brown birds (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
brown bobbin' ball (contributed by WD714)
brown bomb (contributed by IVIaDmAn)
brown cock (contributed by Popi8899)
brown dildo (contributed by Popi8899)
brown dragons (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
brown hotdog (contributed by Robert P.)
brownie
brown remnants (contributed by Robert P.)
brown trout (contributed by Maxisguy)
bum brownie
bum nuggets (contributed by Erica and Allison)
bun fudge (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
business
butt butter (contributed by Chris B.)
butt clusters (contributed by Jrandolo)
butt gnome (contributed by popothepoop)
butt mud (contributed by joe)
butt nugget turdies (contributed by Babygirl)
butt nut (contributed by Yourmamy)
button
byun (Korean - contributed by Ghoulslime)
caca (Mexican slang - contributed by Brandon P.)
cagada (Mexican)
cagadita (Mexican Spanish for small poop - contributed by Brandon P.)
cagadota (Mexican Spanish for huge poop - contributed by Brandon P.)
calabaza (Mexican Spanish slang, literally "pumpkin" - contributed by Brandon P.)
carbuncles (contributed by SWEATY4)
chi-chi
chicken pecking out of one's butt (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
chit (from south of the border - contributed by Tommie)
chocolate banana
chocolate bread loaf (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
chocolate channel chewie
chocolate delight (contributed by ITZtheRUFFrydaz)
chocolate exports (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
chocolate hostage (contributed by Smithy of Australia)
chocolate soldier (contributed by Mike K.)
choda (contributed by SWEATY4)
Chubacca chunks (contributed by Screechr86)
chunks (contributed by Stairmaster33)
chunky poop (contributed by DaBizKit)
chyme clay (contributed by Robin T.)
cigar fish (refers to a turd in the surf or bath - contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
clinker
cocky
codswallop
coeliac flux
coeliac passion
colon cannonballs (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
colon cobras (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
corndogs
corn eyed brown trout (contributed by Renee C.)
corn eyed butt snake (contributed by Lowing9763)
corn kernal poopie (contributed by Abeoww99)
corn loaf
corn massacre (contributed by Cheetah)
corn porphyry
crab apples (contributed by PGotelli)
crap
crapola
crapsters (contributed by Filthyniga)
creamy butt nuggets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
crud
crusty critters (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
crut (French)
cupcakes (contributed by Filthyniga)
dark catsup (contributed by SurfWithCowz)
dead soldier
defecation
dejecta
demo (Russian - contributed by Gray)
digested Crayola box (contributed by Cheetah)
dirt
diver down (contributed by Kuestiq)
do-do
dobby
dollup (contributed by Tommie)
dong (Korean - contributed by Ghoulslime)
doo
doobs
doodie
doodle (contributed by Tommie)
doodly-squat
doo-doo (contributed by Tommie)
dookie
dookie doo
dookie-doop-droop (contributed by Lunacy)
down periscope (contributed by Cheetah)
dreck (Yiddish)
drol (Dutch)
dropping
dump
dumpette
dung
Dunkin' Donuts (contributed by KingofDucks)
Easter Bunny's present (contributed by Cheetah)
egesta
ejecta
ejectamenta
excrement
excreta
Exlax excretion (contributed by Tommie)
exuviae
fart surprise (unexpected poopies - contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)
fecal browns (contributed by Red)
fecal matter (contributed by Filthyn)
fecal pellet
feces
feces freeway find
feculence
flabby chunks (contributed by Jawsoccer48)
floater (one that won't flush)
floaties (little floating ones - contributed by David C.)
foeces
food baby (contributed by Floyd of California)
the fourth teletubby (contributed by Neonpax)
frightened turtle (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
fudge
fudge brownie
funky monkey (contributed by ILuvDAC)
glade plug-ins (contributed by Robert P.)
glitch
gobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)
gobjobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)
golden brownies (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
googe
govno (Russian)
grandpas (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
grunties (contributed by BLAH0761)
ha-ha
ham (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
hardened fudge nuggets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
hawky
hell's candy (contributed by Yourmamy)
himno (Ukrainian)
hockey
hocky
Hoffenmist (German)
ho-hoes (contributed by Filthyn)
honey
hoya
hyzenga
ice cream (from the Cheech and Chong movie, Up in Smoke - contributed by Fry)
Indian rug burns (contributed by GodspeeDB)
intestinal sculpture (contributed by Dan and Vicky H.)
Irish shave
jakes
jobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)
jobby (Glasgow)
john dillinger (contributed by Mary S.)
jujubees (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
junglebug (contributed by 95.j.baskaya)
kaka
kakashka (Russian "piece of poop" - contributed by Gray)
keech (Glasgow)
keester cakes (contributed by Allison, Erica and Kelly)
kiki
kisses (contributed by Autumn)
kuso (Japanese - contributed by Ghoulslime)
lientary
lienteria
lincoln logs (contributed by Shawne L.)
little army men (contributed by Filthyn)
load
loaf
log
looloos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
lump (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
lumpy fart
majon (Spanish - a big turd - contributed by Junibomb)
marbles (contributed by Tommie)
marble shits (contributed by Tommie)
McShits (the shit you get after eating at McDonalds) (contributed by Jen)
merda (Italian and Spanish - contributed by Gray)
merde (French)
mess
miercoles (Mexican Spanish slang, literally "Wednesday" - contributed by Brandon P.)
mierda (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)
mierde (Spanish)
minga
Mississippi mud (contributed by SSCriminl2)
mojon (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)
monglin cluster shit (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
monkey tail (contributed by Julia1G)
monsters that can choke donkeys (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
mooky-stinks (contributed by MonkeyCube)
moomoos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
Mr. Hanky (contributed by IceCube239)
muck
muky stinks (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
mud bunny
mudfat balls (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
nib
nip
nookie cookie (contributed by IceCube239)
nugs (contributed by Lunacy)
number two
nunny (contributed by Fullten2)
oples and bononos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
ordure
package (contributed by Poopmaster)
pancake
peanut butter poop (poop that resembles chunky peanut butter - contributed by KickBaba)
pellets (contributed by Tommie)
pile
pipicaca (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
plop
poo
poop
poop deck (contributed by Cheetah)
poopie
poopie doobles (contributed by Abs0lutelynot)
poopie pie (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
poopies (contributed by Allison and Lauren)
pooplets (contributed by Rachel)
poopness (contributed by Filthyn)
poop on a log (contributed by Allison and Lauren)
poop on a stick (contributed by Allison and Lauren)
poopoo
poo-poo platter (contributed by Steve)
poopsey (contributed by Filthyn)
poopsie lala
poopstains (smears of poop in the underwear) (contributed by Thomas)
poopsters (contributed by Filthyn)
potty animals (contributed by Filthyn)
product of Uranus
pudding (contributed by LUGZONU)
puddin' taine (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
pung (contributed by Tommie)
race time (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team)
rectal feedback (contributed by Robert P.)
rectum warriors (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
returds (contributed by Filthyn)
root beer float (contributed by 2 stupid people)
scat (contributed by Codydavipr)
Scheisse (German - contributed by Gray)
schijt (Dutch)
scrapper (contributed by TronDX)
scuba divers (contributed by Filthyn)
sea pickle (contributed by JKOTE1)
sewage
sewer serpents (contributed by SWEATY4)
sewer trout
shat (contributed by Blink182qp)
shit
shit brick (contributed by Allison and Lauren)
shite
shitlets (contributed by Robert P.)
shit on a shingle (contributed by Junibomb)
shit on a stick (contributed by LUGZONU)
shitsicles (frozen poop - contributed by DopeyAS)
shitsters (contributed by Filthyn)
shiza (German - contributed by ECWBalls)
sissy (contributed by Lisa L.)
skata (Greek)
Skeet (Danish - contributed by Mary S.)
smelly seaweed (contributed by Robert P.)
smoked ham (contributed by SWEATY4)
snap (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
soil
space slug (contributed by Neonpax)
sphincter spear (contributed by Robert P.)
splasher (contributed by Yourmamy)
squat
S.R.T. (from a child's misspelling of "shit" - contributed by HtsCheese)
Stanley Steamer (contributed by HottNikkels54)
steamer
stercoration
stercum (Latin - contributed by John M.)
stinky log (contributed by Greg I.L.)
stinky pinky (contributed by Silky)
stool
Stoolgang (German)
stoolie
stuff
submarine
Super Shit Man (contributed by Filthyn)
sweet violet
tahi (Malay)
taki (Chamoru)
tangy butt nuts (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
tatertots (contributed by GodspeeDB)
team meeting (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team)
that ain't chocolate puddin'! (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
thirty second buzz (contributed by Nrdbmber)
tinky winky (contributed by Filthyn)
toast
toileteers (contributed by Screechr86)
toilet orphan (contributed by Robin T.)
toilet twinkie (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
tom cruise missiles (contributed by Sickness74)
tootsie roll
tord (Old English)
toxic turdeys (contributed by LaysTatoChips222)
toy-toy
tree trunks (contributed by Lordmetal3)
tukhus matter
turd
turd tunnel tasty
turtle head poking out (contributed by METALLICA8681 and Cardicum)
turtle tail (contributed by Kris)
tutti (Hindi - contributed by PRECIOUS8582)
uchra (Arabic - contributed by Lilliz23456)
unko (Japanese - contributed by Rik)
wad
water log (contributed by Yourmamy)
the whole shebang (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
wolf bait (contributed by Lunacy)
yellow submarine (contributed by Filthy)
yetto
yit
yukky

^ get a life

seriously

More people like you and newschoolers will be another name for poop